Wednesday, October 15, 2008

She's Cheeky



Best of Seoulman (R)
So you are the one who read my e-mail. You are a naughty boy

Best of ochagirl
Why can I see AoM and AoD having these outfits?

Best of GregMan
Sarah Barracuda lulls yet another fake ACORN voter into a false sense of security before she drop-kicks him all the way to Kamchatka.

Best of GregMan
Andrew Sullivan thought bubble: "Mmm, that's definitely my dream come true... except for that broad in the grey jacket that keeps getting in the way."

Best of Army of Mom
I'm amazed by the authenticity of this porn, cuz you know, the Russkies always have holes in the knees of their jeans.

Best of sonicfrog
What straight guys see: "Oh My God! She looks like Sarah Palin, and She's Hot!!!"
What Sonicfrog sees: "Oh My God! You can't get those gloves in Russia, and hey, That's my old couch!!!"

Best of mega
And now it's a proven fact. Tiny Fey *IS* a communist.

44 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

So you are the one who read my e-mail. You are a naughty boy

Seoulman (R) said...

Damn, every time I think I flirt with someone online it turns out to be an impotent democratic boy

Seoulman (R) said...

ACORN, no kidding. I was thinking pea myself

Seoulman (R) said...

Don't worry big boy, I have more experience (and moral authority) than Obama

Seoulman (R) said...

Once you go bitter, you never go black.

ochagirl said...

(read article) THERE'S A THREE-WAY WITH A HILLARY LOOK-ALIKE. SEE WHAT ALL YOUR HILLARY-IS-A-DYKE JOKES HATH WROUGHT?!

I swear I was tempted to send you a link to an article about the porno.

http://rightwingnews.com/mt331/2008/10/nailin_paylin_the_palin_porn_f.php

***Isn't anything with a Hillary double considered anti-porn?

ochagirl said...

In 'Nailin' Paylin' much needed niches are filled that . . . well, have already been filled in the porn industry thousands of times, but a niche can never be filled too many times.

*koff*

ochagirl said...

Palin was misquoted in her interview with Charles Gibson. She said she could see Russians, not Russia, from her house. (And the Russians could see London and France.)

ochagirl said...

Why can I see AoM and AoD having these outfits?

ochagirl said...

See? Porno chicks have cellulite, too! *dashes Dubs hopes and dreams*

ochagirl said...

The internet faeries have blessed V the K with more Thursday Babe fodder, saving him from the brink of insanity . . . and the not-so-violent-as-pathetic uprising of Cap This! commmenters.

ochagirl said...

I'm going to Cali for a couple weeks (at least) to be with family, and I will miss Thursday babes . . . but I'm sure I'll get naughtier stuff handed to me by kindergarteners.

California, where the streets are paved with porn.

The Man said...

The Obama presidency and it's taxes caused Alaska's government to resort to drastic measures to raise money.

GregMan said...

Oooh yeah, she's definitely qualified to be Vice-President... OF MY PANTS.

GregMan said...

Sarah Barracuda lulls yet another fake ACORN voter into a false sense of security before she drop-kicks him all the way to Kamchatka.

GregMan said...

Andrew Sullivan thought bubble: "Mmm, that's definitely my dream come true... except for that broad in the grey jacket that keeps getting in the way."

GregMan said...

I'll just start holding my breath waiting for the Biden or Michelle Osama porn movie now, shall I?

GregMan said...

As a good Republican, I should be really mad about this blatantly sexist and disgusting attack on an excellent conservative candidate, knowing that the biased "mainstream" media would never tolerate anything like this being done to a Democrat woman, but somehow looking at this picture makes all the pain and anger go away...

Army of Mom said...

I'm amazed by the authenticity of this porn, cuz you know, the Russkies always have holes in the knees of their jeans.

mpur said...

Russians always wear their big work gloves indoors, too. Of course, looking at those thighs, it may be a safety measure.

seadog said...

She said she knew how to negotiate with the Russians...

Army of Dad said...

Ocha, she may have that outfit, but don't have his. My uniforms don't have a big red star.

Army of Dad said...

I guess she is about to engane in some backdoor talks with the Russians.

Dub said...

Oh sweet holy hell...what has happened to Thursdays around here?

(insert the Scanners effect with Dub's head here)

sonicfrog said...

Lack of foreign relations experience my ass... or hers... or his...

sonicfrog said...

What straight guys see: "Oh My God! She looks like Sarah Palin, and She's Hot!!!"

What Sonicfrog sees: "Oh My God! You can't get those gloves in Russia, and hey, That's my old couch!!!"

mpur said...

I gotta agree with dub on this one, this rode hard, put up wet skank is not Thursday material.

Back to the bunker, V!

mpur said...

Comrades thought bubble: "Caribou Barbie? Pfft, try Thunder Thighs Barbie."

steve o said...

This is not the Sarah Palin that I thought I knew. And loved.

And slept with.

steve o said...

Opening up pipelines.

steve o said...

Are you foreign experienced?

steve o said...

Of course, with the real Sarah Palin, the gloves are not necessary for prevention of HPV.

flyovercountry said...

Excuse me guys, I was looking for Joe the Plumber, (insert you favorite pipe laying joke here)

Jack Reacher said...

Tina Fey's return has certainly shaken up SNL.

Jack Reacher said...

In Russia, pantsless ho' rides YOU.

metalgarth said...

I saw on American cartoon once.... No glove, no love

Mr. Right said...

"Okay, boys, now gently lower me onto the giant phallis in the picture below..."

Mr. Right said...
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Mr. Right said...

"Sorry, comrade, we cannot send you to Dachau for six months to thin you out for Dub's viewing pleasure, but we can get you a nice long stint at a lovely gulag in Eastern Siberia! It's my understanding that you can even see the real Sarah Palin's house from there on a clear day!"

mega said...

And now it's a proven fact. Tiny Fey *IS* a communist.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In Chernobyl for the X-ray Film Awards, the Sarah look-alike glanced in the mirror and said, "Do you think my ass makes me look fat?"

Vladimir patted her spongy thigh and replied, "Well, I voudn't touch dat butt mit a 10-ft rrroll of toilet paper."

Anonymous said...

The Republican party thought, what can we do next to get the voters out?

lawhawk said...

I'm a little behind in my foreign affairs. Care to give me an assist?

dadoctah said...

All captions using the word "caucus" will be disqualified.