Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Scissor Me Timbers!


1. "Like the outfit? Army of Mom had a garage sale."

2. "So, is this your first time on the LPGA tour?"

3. Cinemax at 2 in the morning or an Obamaducation Kindergarten class? You be the judge.

4. Billionaire Nerd Bill Gates spends millions hiring hookers to perform erotic re-enactments of scenes between Beverly Crusher and Counselor Troi.

5. The Showcase Rounds got much more interesting after Bob Barker was replaced by Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla.

Best of Army of Dad
Wonder Woman gets a lap dance.

Best of Dub
LESBIAN HAND PUPPETS....BRAVO!!!!

Best of Son Of The Godfather
With his "Chromosome Scrambler", Brainiac pwns Oliver Queen and Clark Kent.

Best of robert
That big empty hole in the heart of the Obama logo will not stay blank for long. - Mark Steyn. But areolas?

Best of Todd
Jeff grew out his hair. He got a satin bra. He wrote 'hoes do it with rakes' on his belly. And Leslie still wouldn't, er, 'join the revolution.' What's up with that?

35 comments:

Army of Mom said...

I was just going to say that, oddly enough, I have these outfits.

word verification:
eihohejd *emphasis on the ho*

Army of Dad said...

Wonder Woman gets a lap dance.

Army of Dad said...

How strip poker should really look.

Army of Dad said...

"So what flaws do think dub will point out?"

Army of Dad said...

We had to get these costumes, smelly pirate hookers are so last year.

Army of Dad said...

oh and the red bra is at least four cups sizes too small for AoM

Dub said...

Let me just get a bit deeper here....oh yeah, I can totally feel the corn.

Dub said...

LESBIAN HAND PUPPETS....BRAVO!!!!

The Man said...

McCain's latest attempt to draw crowds to his rallies, girl on girl action.

The Man said...

A perfect metaphor for the next 4 years under Obama. For big government, you get the lap dance part, for the taxpayers - we get the part where someone has to clean this shit up.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Stop eating, you're entirely too fat for dub!"

"I know, hand me another Twinkie, will you?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Army of Mom said...

I was just going to say that, oddly enough, I have these outfits.


Pictures, or we don't believe you. Oh, er, hi AoD. I was just, um... gotta be going now.

mpur said...

Next time you loose your labia piercing, you can look for it yourself.

Anonymous said...

Vote for Obama!

See under socialism, free sex for everyone, of course paid for by the government....

RonF said...

Take a VERY close look at the accoutrements of the lady on the left. I do believe those are Obama stickers.

Dub said...

One of many things smelling of fish that you can catch with the appropriate net.

mpur said...

Take a VERY close look at the accoutrements of the lady on the left. I do believe those are Obama stickers.

Those are Obama stickers. Although in this case, I think the term would be 'warning labels'.

Son Of The Godfather said...

With his "Chromosome Scrambler", Brainiac pwns Oliver Queen and Clark Kent.

jeff said...

SOTG got excited until he saw the Obama stickers... then he just wondered if they were actually females...at birth.

flyovercountry said...

Obama gained the endorsement of the strippers union when he explained that they were not part of his wealth redistribution plan.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Obama stickers = "pasties"?!?
That's RACIST!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Okay, I prefer petite racks, but after noticing the political stickers covering the cow's udders, something about red-cups gives me pause... did VthK cop this from a Gay-Lesbo-Trannie for Obamalama site?

prince of leaves said...

Hope (left) would later discover the unsettling truth about how Change (right) came by "her" odd name.

prince of leaves said...

Oh big deal, McCain's supporters wear stickers as pasties too. It's just that in their case, you have to crouch down to their waists to read the stickers.

prince of leaves said...

I've got to admit, I do like the uniforms of Obama's Sturm Abteilung a lot better than those of their Nazi predecessors.

robert said...

That big empty hole in the heart of the Obama logo will not stay blank for long. - Mark Steyn. But areolas?

Todd said...

Jeff grew out his hair. He got a satin bra. He wrote 'hoes do it with rakes' on his belly. And Leslie still wouldn't, er, 'join the revolution.' What's up with that?

Jack Reacher said...

Say what you will, at least they have their dignity.

Army of Dad said...

Obama is a giant prick. What a coincidence, I have something for the girl in the fishnet top.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like Subby's suggestion of more Thursday babes was taken, at least for this week.

steve o said...

Good to go.

steve o said...

"So, like, do you think the financial bailouts will result in socialization of the financial system?"

steve o said...

"Oh, that? Like, I didn't have a pen so I scratched his phone number onto my stomach."

Dub said...

Well hurry up and find it. Richard Gere is going to be totally pissed if we "lost" his pet gerbil.

mega said...

Of the many valuable perks offered to fluffers, none are more coveted than the cool Obama pasties.