1. "Like the outfit? Army of Mom had a garage sale."
2. "So, is this your first time on the LPGA tour?"
3. Cinemax at 2 in the morning or an Obamaducation Kindergarten class? You be the judge.
4. Billionaire Nerd Bill Gates spends millions hiring hookers to perform erotic re-enactments of scenes between Beverly Crusher and Counselor Troi.
5. The Showcase Rounds got much more interesting after Bob Barker was replaced by Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla.
Best of Army of Dad
Wonder Woman gets a lap dance.
Best of Dub
LESBIAN HAND PUPPETS....BRAVO!!!!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
With his "Chromosome Scrambler", Brainiac pwns Oliver Queen and Clark Kent.
Best of robert
That big empty hole in the heart of the Obama logo will not stay blank for long. - Mark Steyn. But areolas?
Best of Todd
Jeff grew out his hair. He got a satin bra. He wrote 'hoes do it with rakes' on his belly. And Leslie still wouldn't, er, 'join the revolution.' What's up with that?
35 comments:
I was just going to say that, oddly enough, I have these outfits.
word verification:
eihohejd *emphasis on the ho*
Wonder Woman gets a lap dance.
How strip poker should really look.
"So what flaws do think dub will point out?"
We had to get these costumes, smelly pirate hookers are so last year.
oh and the red bra is at least four cups sizes too small for AoM
Let me just get a bit deeper here....oh yeah, I can totally feel the corn.
LESBIAN HAND PUPPETS....BRAVO!!!!
McCain's latest attempt to draw crowds to his rallies, girl on girl action.
A perfect metaphor for the next 4 years under Obama. For big government, you get the lap dance part, for the taxpayers - we get the part where someone has to clean this shit up.
"Stop eating, you're entirely too fat for dub!"
"I know, hand me another Twinkie, will you?"
Army of Mom said...
I was just going to say that, oddly enough, I have these outfits.
Pictures, or we don't believe you. Oh, er, hi AoD. I was just, um... gotta be going now.
Next time you loose your labia piercing, you can look for it yourself.
Vote for Obama!
See under socialism, free sex for everyone, of course paid for by the government....
Take a VERY close look at the accoutrements of the lady on the left. I do believe those are Obama stickers.
One of many things smelling of fish that you can catch with the appropriate net.
Take a VERY close look at the accoutrements of the lady on the left. I do believe those are Obama stickers.
Those are Obama stickers. Although in this case, I think the term would be 'warning labels'.
With his "Chromosome Scrambler", Brainiac pwns Oliver Queen and Clark Kent.
SOTG got excited until he saw the Obama stickers... then he just wondered if they were actually females...at birth.
Obama gained the endorsement of the strippers union when he explained that they were not part of his wealth redistribution plan.
Obama stickers = "pasties"?!?
That's RACIST!
Okay, I prefer petite racks, but after noticing the political stickers covering the cow's udders, something about red-cups gives me pause... did VthK cop this from a Gay-Lesbo-Trannie for Obamalama site?
Hope (left) would later discover the unsettling truth about how Change (right) came by "her" odd name.
Oh big deal, McCain's supporters wear stickers as pasties too. It's just that in their case, you have to crouch down to their waists to read the stickers.
I've got to admit, I do like the uniforms of Obama's Sturm Abteilung a lot better than those of their Nazi predecessors.
That big empty hole in the heart of the Obama logo will not stay blank for long. - Mark Steyn. But areolas?
Jeff grew out his hair. He got a satin bra. He wrote 'hoes do it with rakes' on his belly. And Leslie still wouldn't, er, 'join the revolution.' What's up with that?
Say what you will, at least they have their dignity.
Obama is a giant prick. What a coincidence, I have something for the girl in the fishnet top.
Looks like Subby's suggestion of more Thursday babes was taken, at least for this week.
Good to go.
"So, like, do you think the financial bailouts will result in socialization of the financial system?"
"Oh, that? Like, I didn't have a pen so I scratched his phone number onto my stomach."
Well hurry up and find it. Richard Gere is going to be totally pissed if we "lost" his pet gerbil.
Of the many valuable perks offered to fluffers, none are more coveted than the cool Obama pasties.
Post a Comment