Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Scissor Me Timbers!
1. "Like the outfit? Army of Mom had a garage sale."
2. "So, is this your first time on the LPGA tour?"
3. Cinemax at 2 in the morning or an Obamaducation Kindergarten class? You be the judge.
4. Billionaire Nerd Bill Gates spends millions hiring hookers to perform erotic re-enactments of scenes between Beverly Crusher and Counselor Troi.
5. The Showcase Rounds got much more interesting after Bob Barker was replaced by Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla.
Best of Army of Dad
Wonder Woman gets a lap dance.
Best of Dub
LESBIAN HAND PUPPETS....BRAVO!!!!
Best of Son Of The Godfather
With his "Chromosome Scrambler", Brainiac pwns Oliver Queen and Clark Kent.
Best of robert
That big empty hole in the heart of the Obama logo will not stay blank for long. - Mark Steyn. But areolas?
Best of Todd
Jeff grew out his hair. He got a satin bra. He wrote 'hoes do it with rakes' on his belly. And Leslie still wouldn't, er, 'join the revolution.' What's up with that?