Saturday, October 18, 2008
1, Jared finally found a safe place to keep his stash.
2. Ow to Speak Awstralyun: "Foreplay"
3. The other farm-hands dreaded Monday mornings, when Joe would act out his weekends at the bath house.
4. "Great, now my whole arm is covered with hope and change."
5. Andrew Sullivan immediately converted to Hindu in hopes of being reincarnated as a Holstein.
Best of molson
Hey Bill! Steve was only f'ing with when he said cows have a reboot button. I can't believe you fell for that!
Best of robert
Now where did I leave my dignity? Oh, yeah - in here some where.
Best of flyovercountry
Joe, the dairy farmer, wishes Obama would explain his spread the wealth plan to him so he could tell him where he could put it.
Best of Dactyl
I can't find my keys anywhere...
Best of prince of leaves
TDC's unlikely hit, "The Cow Whisperer", contained several controversial deleted scenes when released on DVD.
Best of Jack Reacher
When Clem pulled out his hand, clutching dozens of ACORN-provided voter registration cards, the Ohio election results suddenly made more sense.
Best of Seoulman (R)
rectum? damn near killed 'em
Best of Whacko
"My grandpa was right. He said 'don't ever do anything once that you don't want to keep doing the rest of your life.'"
Best of Jay Guevara
Cow thought bubble: "Damn, America really is a downright mean country."
Best of mega
If you're a farm animal, in Brazil, you ARE going to end up in a porn vid at some point. You just let your mind go to another, happier place, a better time in your life, when you had dignity.
Best of Van Helsing
David Axelrod gathers material for Obama's next speech.
Best of Army of Mom
You thought you had a shitty job.
Best of Army of Dad
What? She wanted it, you saw the way she backed up to me!
Best of Dub
Happy Cows come from Folsom Dairies.
Best of dadoctah
"Oh boy", though Sam. "Ever since Al failed to dredge up more funding for the project, more and more of my Leaps seem to start out this way."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
TSA's pre-boarding frisking ritual is about to become considerably more intrusive.