Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Pull It! Damn You!



1. "You're thin! You're tanned! You're the ideal Thursday Babe for Dub... almost."

2. "Spread this capitalist's wealth around and then send him to the re-education camp." Social justice under Chairman Obama.

3. That must be one very frightening booger.

4. After years of on-command finger-pulling for the amusement of his British Masters, Gandhi finally snapped.

5. "Come on, smell it first. Then... I'll tell you where it was." Being Jack Black's personal assistant was the worst job in Hollywood.

Best of metalgarth
I want you... for the Trench Coat Mafia!

Best of Seoulman (R)
Oh that wacky Uncle Fester, what did he do now?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
TMZ outs George Hamilton sneaking into an Obamalama rally without his toupee and false teeth. "NO! I'm NOT in blackface! I fell asleep while tanning, again!"
Think that's disgusting? After the commercial... Wayne Newton's wig flies off while he's exercising in a lycra spandex tankini!

Best of Gregory
I told you... I don't have your stupid bucket already! I didn't drink your damn milkshake either.

Best of Jack Reacher
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

Best of metalgarth
I did not got a "Huhrumph" from that man

Best of dadoctah
I find your lack of faith...disturbing!

Best of molson
The Kojak detector nails it every time.

Best of Artfldgr
John was about to sneeze. Would jack make it in time?

Best of Kaptain Krude
"One more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are."

32 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

"I dropped they baby... I don't know why."

metalgarth said...

I want you... for the Trench Coat Mafia!

Army of Dad said...

Kobe, he's open!

Seoulman (R) said...

Oh that wacky Uncle Fester, what did he do now?

Seoulman (R) said...

Who me?
Yes, you
Couldn't be
Then who?

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Seoulman (R) said...

First came spreading the wealth, then spreading his arms, when spreading his cheeks was required, Apu knew it was time to become a Republican

Seoulman (R) said...

You stand accused of disgracing the party. One count of voting only once, one count of expressing true feelings. How do you plead?

Seoulman (R) said...

But E.T. why are you so angry? I let you phone home.

dub said...

"I dont know what happened either. Thursdays used to sport some real talent around here."




speaking of thursdays lately...wv is deses, which is way too close to diseases.

dub said...

Carl prepares to hug George Bush using what is apparently the new preferred style.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TMZ outs George Hamilton sneaking into an Obamalama rally without his toupee and false teeth. "NO! I'm NOT in blackface! I fell asleep while tanning, again!"
Think that's disgusting? After the commercial... Wayne Newton's wig flies off while he's exercising in a lycra spandex tankini!

Gregory said...

I told you... I don't have your stupid bucket already! I didn't drink your damn milkshake either.

Jack Reacher said...

Phil was stunned to learn that his wealth was the first that would be spread.

Jack Reacher said...

Phil couldn't answer any of the questions, and it soon became obvious; his community desperately needed to be organized.

Jack Reacher said...

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

metalgarth said...

I did not got a "Huhrumph" from that man

flyovercountry said...

That's right Senator Obama, he is the guy that dared to ask you for the time.

dadoctah said...

I find your lack of faith...disturbing!

molson said...

Guess where my finger's been.

molson said...

The Kojak detector nails it every time.

Artfldgr said...

am i the only one that sees that floating finger of fate?

Artfldgr said...

pull your finger? why?

Artfldgr said...

John was about to sneeze. Would jack make it in time?

Artfldgr said...

ok... who ate my parakeet? here theodore...

Kaptain Krude said...

"one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are." V the K faces his accusers. His choice of blackface was... unfortunate.

wv: regalyr

mpur said...

I don't know what happened to the youth vote. They promised they'd show up at the polls!

dub said...

Dont worry, the Polynesian Prostate Poke is only kinky the first time.

dub said...

"Yes", said Dr Jellyfinger, "its time for your exam."

mega said...

"Dude, back the F off. I'm not THE ONE."

mega said...

NOV 4.
"Look man, I'm sorry you rented this stadium. I'm sorry your 80,000 fans are about to riot. But we counted three times. And you lost by one vote."

mega said...

Paulson didn't like being pointed at, and frankly, the $700 billion had just been misplaced, not stolen or something.

steve o said...

Fingers... with freakin' LASER beams!