1. "You're thin! You're tanned! You're the ideal Thursday Babe for Dub... almost."
2. "Spread this capitalist's wealth around and then send him to the re-education camp." Social justice under Chairman Obama.
3. That must be one very frightening booger.
4. After years of on-command finger-pulling for the amusement of his British Masters, Gandhi finally snapped.
5. "Come on, smell it first. Then... I'll tell you where it was." Being Jack Black's personal assistant was the worst job in Hollywood.
Best of metalgarth
I want you... for the Trench Coat Mafia!
Best of Seoulman (R)
Oh that wacky Uncle Fester, what did he do now?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
TMZ outs George Hamilton sneaking into an Obamalama rally without his toupee and false teeth. "NO! I'm NOT in blackface! I fell asleep while tanning, again!"
Think that's disgusting? After the commercial... Wayne Newton's wig flies off while he's exercising in a lycra spandex tankini!
Best of Gregory
I told you... I don't have your stupid bucket already! I didn't drink your damn milkshake either.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Best of metalgarth
I did not got a "Huhrumph" from that man
Best of dadoctah
I find your lack of faith...disturbing!
Best of molson
The Kojak detector nails it every time.
Best of Artfldgr
John was about to sneeze. Would jack make it in time?
Best of Kaptain Krude
"One more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are."
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"I dropped they baby... I don't know why."
I want you... for the Trench Coat Mafia!
Kobe, he's open!
Oh that wacky Uncle Fester, what did he do now?
Who me?
Yes, you
Couldn't be
Then who?
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
First came spreading the wealth, then spreading his arms, when spreading his cheeks was required, Apu knew it was time to become a Republican
You stand accused of disgracing the party. One count of voting only once, one count of expressing true feelings. How do you plead?
But E.T. why are you so angry? I let you phone home.
"I dont know what happened either. Thursdays used to sport some real talent around here."
speaking of thursdays lately...wv is deses, which is way too close to diseases.
Carl prepares to hug George Bush using what is apparently the new preferred style.
TMZ outs George Hamilton sneaking into an Obamalama rally without his toupee and false teeth. "NO! I'm NOT in blackface! I fell asleep while tanning, again!"
Think that's disgusting? After the commercial... Wayne Newton's wig flies off while he's exercising in a lycra spandex tankini!
I told you... I don't have your stupid bucket already! I didn't drink your damn milkshake either.
Phil was stunned to learn that his wealth was the first that would be spread.
Phil couldn't answer any of the questions, and it soon became obvious; his community desperately needed to be organized.
"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
I did not got a "Huhrumph" from that man
That's right Senator Obama, he is the guy that dared to ask you for the time.
I find your lack of faith...disturbing!
Guess where my finger's been.
The Kojak detector nails it every time.
am i the only one that sees that floating finger of fate?
pull your finger? why?
John was about to sneeze. Would jack make it in time?
ok... who ate my parakeet? here theodore...
"one more thing V the Koward, I'm tired of you presenting yourself as some holier than thou do-gooder Christian . the pictures of tits and animals having sex on your blog reveal the deep sickness you truly possess and explain your desire to hide behind "faith" and "good deeds" to cover up what a sick (intercourse) you really are." V the K faces his accusers. His choice of blackface was... unfortunate.
wv: regalyr
I don't know what happened to the youth vote. They promised they'd show up at the polls!
Dont worry, the Polynesian Prostate Poke is only kinky the first time.
"Yes", said Dr Jellyfinger, "its time for your exam."
"Dude, back the F off. I'm not THE ONE."
NOV 4.
"Look man, I'm sorry you rented this stadium. I'm sorry your 80,000 fans are about to riot. But we counted three times. And you lost by one vote."
Paulson didn't like being pointed at, and frankly, the $700 billion had just been misplaced, not stolen or something.
Fingers... with freakin' LASER beams!
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