He's FuhrerrificBest of dub
Wow, Right Said Fred looks PISSED!
Best of Mister Bixby
What's German for "douche"?
Best of Jack Reacher
Some paint ball players are so serious.
Best of Cappy Von Capperson
Yeah, we're against all blacks, mexicans, jews, gays.....gays? We're against gays?....wait a minute.
Best of Nose
Does this gun make my head look like a glans?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston's Sweetie
Lips by L'Oréal Paris
Eyeshadow by Mabelline
Hairless Skin by Nair
Top by Hanes
Eyewear by D&G
Mark 4 LR/T 6.5-20x50mm M1 Scope by Leupold
Best of flyovercountry
Eye shadow $15
Swastika tattoo $50
HK assault rifle $1,200
Being someone's bitch in prison for many years Priceless
Best of Rodney Dill
No... apricot and lavender facial... for... you...
Best of Army of Dad
How tacky, he put that scope on a HK!
Best of prince of leaves
Double Entendre Alert: "I'm not coming out, and you can't make me!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
Leave Britany alone
Best of divine miss m
I'm...too aryan for my shirt...too aryan for my shirt...
Best of Tim
Eminem's little brother did not get along with black people as well.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
You can put lipstick on Pat Buchanan...
Best of GregMan
Dammit, somebody left the lock off the Evolutionary Throwback cage again.
Best of dadoctah
Some days you just can't make up your mind which Amendment to make a mockery of....
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Wow, Right Said Fred looks PISSED!
I'm sorry. I don't understand. What do you mean by "compensating"?
or
"Sully, baby, does this gun go with my new eyeshadow?"
or
What's German for "douche"?
btw, the captcha word is "fetshnes." Apparently security words don't allot enough letters for "fetishness." This will be addressed in Security Word v. 2.Sully
Wow, you know it's bad when you're a white supremacist and even the white supremacists mock you.
VW: squisses
Not a caption: Just where in hell does one get a swastika tattoo?
Yeah - I ran out of money getting the swastika tattoo. When I sell my next load of meth, I'm gonna get "Loser" tattooed on my forehead.
Whadda ya mean I'm gonna be someone's honey in prison?
Some paint ball players are so serious.
Karl tells everyone he plucks his eyebrows because they interfere with the scope. Karl isn't believed.
He thought SS stood for "schnitzengruben suckers"
Yeah, we're against all blacks, mexicans, jews, gays.....gays? We're against gays?....wait a minute.
Does this gun make my head look like a glans?
Springtime for Hitler... in Germany...
Now ist die time in der Fourth Reich when vee dance!
Cover Girl Wannabe
Lips by L'Oréal Paris
Eyeshadow by Mabelline
Hairless Skin by Nair
Top by Hanes
Eyewear by D&G
Mark 4 LR/T 6.5-20x50mm M1 Scope by Leupold
... wait a minute, stop the presses!
Modern-day Gladiator Wannabe
"We who are about to be bubba's jailhouse bride salute you."
-OR-
Liberal Parent's Lament-
"It seems like only yesterday we were teaching him art appreciation."
[background chorus]
~ Turn around, turn around, and he's a young gay nazi going out of the door.
Eye shadow $15
Swastika tattoo $50
HK assault rifle $1,200
Being someone's bitch in prison for many years Priceless
Now is the time on Sprockets, when we rub on the gun bluing.
No... soup... for... you...
How tacky, he put that scope on a HK!
"Nazis... giving white supremacy a bad name since 1920."
-OR-
Ft. Leavenworth Warden to his secretary - "Jane, this is the third time today the color copier's Refill Ink light's blinking. Is OJ in the news again??"
No really, the blue tinted glasses go perfect with your eye shadow.
He put the white in the White Supremecist. Maybe breaking rocks for the next 40 years will put fix that.
History repeats itself. In this case, it's lisping "Ernst Roehm!" over and over again.
Weird eyes-check.
Tiny ears-check.
Effeminite facial features-check.
Ugly man hands-check.
Yes uncle-dad and aunt-mom are very proud.
We've replaced this young neo-Nazi's "Horst Wessel" anthem with "Ninety-Nine Luftbaloons"...let's see if he notices!
You might want to bulk up a bit or prison will be a real b!tch for you.
Hey everyone stop making fun of him.
This is how BO sees all of us!
Double Entendre Alert: "I'm not coming out, and you can't make me!"
Something tells me a very large man will be telling him to suck Mein Kampf in the very near future.
NILF NaziI'dLiketo* -
Prison toad acronym for a pretty peckerwood stupid enough to take a self-portrait holding a long black thang with both hands.
WV: cromants (prehistoric love?)
Junge Georg fragt: "Wollen Sie mich wirklich verletzen?"
Ja, Ich will Sie wirklich, Sie Stiefmütterchen-Arsch Nazi Stück der Scheiße verletzen!
Sprechen Sie Deutsch nicht?...
http://translation2.paralink.com/
Leave Britany alone
Just call me Coffee. I am hot, bitter and will keep you up all night.
I may be a racist, but I am living proof that I don't discriminate based on sex. Heck, I'm both myself.
In an odd twist of Movie magic, Bambi and the hunter change faces in Face Off II: The Search for Thumper
The whole thing was blown out of proportion. I simply dressed up as Rev. Wright's idea of the typical white man.
When the West Bank, West Germany, and West Hollywood get together zany things are bound to happen.
I'm...too aryan for my shirt...too aryan for my shirt...
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are not match for a good blaster.
"Duetchland, Duetchland, Uber alles..." will soon change to "Nobody knows da trouble I seen, nobody knows, but Jeezus" and a big black dude named Marcus who thinks our little friend here is one sexy little bitch...
Grousie
While trying to impress one's "type" one must always remember that taste change and tattoos should only be considered after the relationship is consummated.
Eminem's little brother did not get along with black people as well.
Sarah Palin's glasses look great on him
"You touch my k.d. lang CD, and it's going to get ugly, understand?"
Besides, sitting down is sooooo last year.
Finally someone who's head is smaller than Barack Obama's.
"Heil... myself."
"Don't be stupid, be a smarty, come join the pre-op tranny party!
You can put lipstick on Pat Buchanan...
For a second I thought it was Thursday.
"Lighten up, Francis."
Wow, the Yearly Kos convention looks... interesting.
I think Powder, here should re-enact the scene in Die Hard With A Vengeance where Bruce Willis is forced to wear that sign...
How Nature says, "Inbreeding is bad."
CAPTCHA: catelin - What Klaus, here, is going to change his name to after the sex-reassignment surgery
Dammit, somebody left the lock off the Evolutionary Throwback cage again.
The gun says "No", but the eyeshadow and tinted glasses say "Yes, yes, yes!"
How the MSM sees anyone to the right of Vladimir Lenin.
"Ja, I do vatch gladiator movies."
It's nice to see that geeky gays are finally finding a niche for themselves.
side question, why do straights expect prisoners to get anally raped? It's like they are hoping for the excuse to indulge. "Sure I take it up the butt BUT only cause I'm a prisoner!! "
Bubba is not your personal enforcer!!
Play that funky music, very white boy (?).
wv: spowne
as in "You're gonna get spowned in prison, Andro-boy."
Some days you just can't make up your mind which Amendment to make a mockery of....
Actually, I think he is just a bit misunderstood. It hasn’t been reported yet, but just last week he left the neo-nazi’s and joined the Racists for Sarah Palin club.
When hobbies go wrong.
So if you think this gun is big, wait till you see what Gunther just shoved up my arse.
The few the proud, the female steroid abuser
Does this gun make my ass look fat?
Widerstand ist vergeblich! Sie werden angepasst!
translation:
Resistance is futile! You will be assimilated!
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