Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Overcompensated People Overcompensating




1. "This monument to Arab achievement was designed by an American architect, and it will be built by a British firm using Indian labor."

2. "Yes, but how do we know some Christian nutjob won't fly an airplane into it. Ha Ha Ha, just kidding!"

3. "Andrew Sullivan wants to know if he can borrow the model when we're done with it."

4. "... And then the one girl says, 'Don't Cry. I like your outfits.' It's the funniest Bunker-riff I've ever seen!"

5. ORA: "Hey, what's with the tiny little figurines of William Holden, Fred Astaire, and O.J. Simpson?"

Best of Double the U
Paid for by American dollars, thank you democrats.

Best of Whacko
"You know, now that you mention it, free-balling in public really is kind of fun."

Best of Seoulman (R)
My wife has something like this in her dresser at home. Do you think I should stone her?

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In a misguided attempt to make a group of visiting capitalist infidels feel at home during the holidays, the arab businessmen put on an impromptu Three Wisemen & a Virgin Walk Into a Hi-Rise Manger skit.

Best of Army of Dad
There is even a 'Honor Killing Gate' on the top floor where you can throw your women to their death.

Best of Dub
Hey guys, check out my erection!

Best of mega
"5,000 feet, not 50 feet, you f*&#ing moron!" Ahmed said angrily, in a sad reprise of Spinal Tap's Stonhenge scene.

Best of lawhawk
Many a Bantha died to get the plans to this battle station. Soon, our plans will be complete, and we will rule the universe...

Best of Dwight
"That? Oh that's just a small thermal exhaust port barely two meters wide. That? Oh it's merely a 50 kilometer vertical trench only slightly wider than the wingspan of an X-wing fighter. Why do you ask, General Ackbar. And who smells like rotting fish, for the love of Allah?"

27 comments:

Double the U said...

Paid for by American dollars, thank you democrats.

Whacko said...

"You know, now that you mention it, free-balling in public really is kind of fun."

Seoulman (R) said...

My wife has something like this in her dresser at home. Do you think I should stone her?

Seoulman (R) said...

So, if we build it, I think we should let the Americans knock it down. It's only fair.

Seoulman (R) said...

Imagine over 100 stories and not one ladies room. Achmed, you are a genius

Seoulman (R) said...

I wonder if they sell models in the gift shop. My camel wants to try something new.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In a misguided attempt to make a group of visiting capitalist infidels feel at home during the holidays, the arab businessmen put on an impromptu Three Wisemen & a Virgin Walk Into a Hi-Rise Manger skit.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The none-too-bright oil sheik was very impressed with the $40billion hotel he'd commissioned on a whim. None of the prince's followers dared explain why it was nicknamed - "The Fellate Navidad."

Army of Dad said...

"...and we will be able to see Mecca from the top floor!"

Army of Dad said...

There is even a 'Honor Killing Gate' on the top floor where you can throw your women to their death.

Dub said...

Hey guys, check out my erection!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"I swear on the fleas in my camel's nostrils, Prince Abdul, I honestly thought the eBay description said "Genuine Erector Set! Please don't cut mine off."

Jack Reacher said...

"We were going to use reinforced concrete for the foundation, but decided to use compressed Dollars instead. Pound for pound, it worked out cheaper."

mpur said...

"I don't know, it still looks like a missle silo. Do you think it will fool the UN? Bwaahahaha...just kidding. EVERYTHING fools the UN!"

mega said...

"Zahib, congratulations on that ban on cucumbers for being too suggestive. Islam must remain pure."

(a link for the curious: http://tazeen-tazeen.blogspot.com/2008/08/cucumber-farce.html)

mega said...

"5,000 feet, not 50 feet, you f*&#ing moron!" Ahmed said angrily, in a sad reprise of Spinal Tap's Stonhenge scene.

Rodney Dill said...

"...wrecked 'im... damn near killed 'im."

mklasing said...

"What do you mean 'Tower of Babel'? Why that is just some ancient myth."

mklasing said...

"I swear to Allah, once we told the Americans that we were putting a Wachovia office in here, they just up and gave us $100 billion. Stupid infidels! ha ha ha ha ha!"

Rodney Dill said...

...so this time we are starting with builders that all speak different languages.

lawhawk said...

Many a Bantha died to get the plans to this battle station. Soon, our plans will be complete, and we will rule the universe...

lawhawk said...

Pakistani day laborers: $2 a day
Starchitect: $50 million
Claiming the world's tallest dildo?

Priceless.

flyovercountry said...

Ahmed, I know we have more money than Allah, but do you really think that a 5,000 foot tall memorial to Osama is a good idea? What? It's for Obama. Oh, never mind.

flyovercountry said...

The latest gadget for the well healed resident of Saudi Arabia, a Cruise Missile.

prince of leaves said...

Revealed at last: the ancient alien artifacts hidden inside the Kaaba!

Dwight said...

"That? Oh that's just a small thermal exhaust port barely two meters wide. That? Oh it's merely a 50 kilometer vertical trench only slightly wider than the wingspan of an X-wing fighter. Why do you ask, General Ackbar. And who smells like rotting fish, for the love of Allah?"

Dwight said...

"Actually, Sultan, it can withstand the impact of 10 jet liners, but it can be brought down by 100 propellers... If they are attached to wind turbines."