1. "WASSUP? HOW RU?" AOL's "Babies4Babies" Chat Room remains disturbingly popular.
2. "Yup, I'm a computer whiz. Now, I need a diaper change and you need a new motherboard."
3. Josh prepares to enter a half-dozen more pro-Obama articles into the Hyperlinkopatomus.
4. "Obama is up 11 in the polls! Democrats will have a filibuster-proof majority? I hope mom puts me to sleep on my stomach tonight."
5. "You know, I'm two months old, I can barely sit up on my own, and even *I* can tell that Andrew Sullivan is a complete douchenozzle."
Wicked Best of mega
By stamping out random keys with his feet, Timmy had posted over 2,000 times to DailyKos, and had a large and militant following.
Best of The Man
It's Thursday on Caption This and for some reason I'm getting hungry.
(its a boob joke)
Best of Double the U
There is a great caption... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
Best of Passionate Conservative
dammit. I wanted MILF pics.
Best of Army of Dad
I just short sold a stock. You just watched me short sell a stock.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I just need the name of the Wasilla High School mascot, and I'm in!"
Best of Todd
That chick looks like she's been in Dachau for six months. Giggity.
Best of Dub
Blue shirt but pink socks...Andrew Sullivans clone is already learning how to work the interwebs.
Best of molson
GTFO! That monkey just drank his own pee! Man this interweb thingy is great!
Best of robert
This had better get me into Trig Palin's email... I'm already booked on Olberman's show and they're desperate for dirt.
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The offbeat commercial for a new Windows OS (codenamed DiaperDoo) touts a ultra-user-friendly GooGoo GUI with a classic Jerry Seinfeld voiceover: "I'm using my stocking feet because Elaine rubbed the keyboard on her butt!"
Urhh Boy or Girl? I always hate it when you have to ask.
ASL?
It's Thursday on Caption This and for some reason I'm getting hungry.
(its a boob joke)
Another Saturday night, another Ace of Spades moron.
There is a great caption... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
"r u 4 the o 2?" The posters on the dailykos and their abuse of the English language are finally exposed.
dammit. I wanted MILF pics.
Babysitting by AOL. Cheap, easy, and guaranteed, or we'll mail you a new baby.
Username: poopants
password: babysh*tyellow
I just short sold a stock. You just watched me short sell a stock.
wv:zlwobamo
Mom? You really wear that?
Personal ad: Young hermaphrodite seeks Sugar Daddy. Email me at spitup@bothgenders.com.
Out of frame: a six-pack of bottled breast milk.
Screenshot: http://www.juggworld.com/
Riffing on what the man started.
Web search: therapists
*thought bubble* B*tch dresses me in both pink and blue and doesn't think this is going to mess me up.
A young Army of Dad. The only thing missing is the remote in one hand and a beer in the other.
Sorry babe, the truth hurts.
The IT department at Democratic Underground keeps close tabs on network traffic.
"I just need the name of the Wasilla High School mascot, and I'm in!"
First dad meets an easy woman online.
Dad knocks up the woman.
The baby is now online.
Cue Elton John singing The Circle Of Live.
"Damn it! Windows crashed again! That's it. I'm getting a Mac!"
I just WiFi'd in my diaper.
That chick looks like she's been in Dachau for six months. Giggity.
"3 mo. old well hung stud, seeking hot older babe 2 snuggle, watch barney-porn, and spend hot steamy humidified nights full of 1 on 1 baby action!"
Damn gold farmers. Go drink your apple juice before is it gets warm.
(It's a World of Warcraft joke. ;-p)
Glad to see I'm not the only one wh shit his pants when he saw Obama ahead in the polls.
Blue shirt but pink socks...Andrew Sullivans clone is already learning how to work the interwebs.
Dad sure has a lot of trust in this diaper. I have a lot of something in here already and I'm about to add some more.
Who says that screensavers don't make good babysitters?
GTFO! That monkey just drank his own pee! Man this interweb thingy is great!
In truth, most "kiddie porn" was the reverse of what people thought.
I CAN HAZ MILK?
Must be rookie parents. Who else would put a baby on a white leather couch?
Wow, the DOW is up over 900 points! Looks like I won't have to make that trip to Nebraska after all.
OK, that makes ten thousand music down loads. Let's see the record labels sue a 2 month old.
This had better get me into Trig Palin's email... I'm already booked on Olberman's show and they're desperate for dirt.
Three decades of miniaturization and ubiquitzation of computer technology made the remake of "The Demon Seed" that much more unsettling.
Jimmy was already both bored with and addicted to the Internet - a full three years ahead of normal schedule.
By stamping out random keys with his feet, Timmy had posted over 2,000 times to DailyKos, and had a large and militant following.
Another Obama voter registered through ACORN.
One more squirt and this Nutroots blogger will be done for the day.
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