Monday, October 13, 2008

Ooooh, Baby Baby



1. "WASSUP? HOW RU?" AOL's "Babies4Babies" Chat Room remains disturbingly popular.

2. "Yup, I'm a computer whiz. Now, I need a diaper change and you need a new motherboard."

3. Josh prepares to enter a half-dozen more pro-Obama articles into the Hyperlinkopatomus.

4. "Obama is up 11 in the polls! Democrats will have a filibuster-proof majority? I hope mom puts me to sleep on my stomach tonight."

5. "You know, I'm two months old, I can barely sit up on my own, and even *I* can tell that Andrew Sullivan is a complete douchenozzle."

Wicked Best of mega
By stamping out random keys with his feet, Timmy had posted over 2,000 times to DailyKos, and had a large and militant following.

Best of The Man
It's Thursday on Caption This and for some reason I'm getting hungry.

(its a boob joke)

Best of Double the U
There is a great caption... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Best of Passionate Conservative
dammit. I wanted MILF pics.

Best of Army of Dad
I just short sold a stock. You just watched me short sell a stock.

Best of Jack Reacher
"I just need the name of the Wasilla High School mascot, and I'm in!"

Best of Todd
That chick looks like she's been in Dachau for six months. Giggity.

Best of Dub
Blue shirt but pink socks...Andrew Sullivans clone is already learning how to work the interwebs.

Best of molson
GTFO! That monkey just drank his own pee! Man this interweb thingy is great!

Best of robert
This had better get me into Trig Palin's email... I'm already booked on Olberman's show and they're desperate for dirt.

39 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The offbeat commercial for a new Windows OS (codenamed DiaperDoo) touts a ultra-user-friendly GooGoo GUI with a classic Jerry Seinfeld voiceover: "I'm using my stocking feet because Elaine rubbed the keyboard on her butt!"

Tim said...

Urhh Boy or Girl? I always hate it when you have to ask.

mpur said...

ASL?

The Man said...

It's Thursday on Caption This and for some reason I'm getting hungry.

(its a boob joke)

mpur said...

Another Saturday night, another Ace of Spades moron.

Double the U said...

There is a great caption... FOR ME TO POOP ON!

Double the U said...

"r u 4 the o 2?" The posters on the dailykos and their abuse of the English language are finally exposed.

Passionate Conservative said...

dammit. I wanted MILF pics.

Passionate Conservative said...

Babysitting by AOL. Cheap, easy, and guaranteed, or we'll mail you a new baby.

Username: poopants
password: babysh*tyellow

Army of Dad said...

I just short sold a stock. You just watched me short sell a stock.

wv:zlwobamo

Army of Mom said...

Mom? You really wear that?

Army of Mom said...

Personal ad: Young hermaphrodite seeks Sugar Daddy. Email me at spitup@bothgenders.com.

Army of Mom said...

Out of frame: a six-pack of bottled breast milk.

Screenshot: http://www.juggworld.com/

Riffing on what the man started.

Army of Mom said...

Web search: therapists

*thought bubble* B*tch dresses me in both pink and blue and doesn't think this is going to mess me up.

Army of Mom said...

A young Army of Dad. The only thing missing is the remote in one hand and a beer in the other.

Sorry babe, the truth hurts.

Jack Reacher said...

The IT department at Democratic Underground keeps close tabs on network traffic.

Jack Reacher said...

"I just need the name of the Wasilla High School mascot, and I'm in!"

Dub said...

First dad meets an easy woman online.

Dad knocks up the woman.

The baby is now online.


Cue Elton John singing The Circle Of Live.

Whacko said...

"Damn it! Windows crashed again! That's it. I'm getting a Mac!"

Todd said...

I just WiFi'd in my diaper.

Todd said...

That chick looks like she's been in Dachau for six months. Giggity.

sonicfrog said...

"3 mo. old well hung stud, seeking hot older babe 2 snuggle, watch barney-porn, and spend hot steamy humidified nights full of 1 on 1 baby action!"

ochagirl said...

Damn gold farmers. Go drink your apple juice before is it gets warm.

(It's a World of Warcraft joke. ;-p)

Dub said...

Glad to see I'm not the only one wh shit his pants when he saw Obama ahead in the polls.

Dub said...

Blue shirt but pink socks...Andrew Sullivans clone is already learning how to work the interwebs.

Army of Dad said...

Dad sure has a lot of trust in this diaper. I have a lot of something in here already and I'm about to add some more.

Army of Dad said...

Who says that screensavers don't make good babysitters?

molson said...

GTFO! That monkey just drank his own pee! Man this interweb thingy is great!

mega said...

In truth, most "kiddie porn" was the reverse of what people thought.

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ MILK?

Army of Dad said...

Must be rookie parents. Who else would put a baby on a white leather couch?

flyovercountry said...

Wow, the DOW is up over 900 points! Looks like I won't have to make that trip to Nebraska after all.

flyovercountry said...

OK, that makes ten thousand music down loads. Let's see the record labels sue a 2 month old.

robert said...

This had better get me into Trig Palin's email... I'm already booked on Olberman's show and they're desperate for dirt.

prince of leaves said...

Three decades of miniaturization and ubiquitzation of computer technology made the remake of "The Demon Seed" that much more unsettling.

mega said...

Jimmy was already both bored with and addicted to the Internet - a full three years ahead of normal schedule.

mega said...

By stamping out random keys with his feet, Timmy had posted over 2,000 times to DailyKos, and had a large and militant following.

ochagirl84 said...

Another Obama voter registered through ACORN.

Van Helsing said...

One more squirt and this Nutroots blogger will be done for the day.