Monday, October 27, 2008

Oh. High.



1. These Lost flashbacks just get weirder and weirder.

2. ORA: "Is Ethan Hawke on that flight? I'm feeling a mite... peckish."

3. Damn snowboarders. All they care about is getting high.

4. Where will you be when your Acme Rocket Snowboard gives out?

5. I just got passed by Slim Pickens waving a cowboy hat and riding an atom bomb. That can't be good.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Seconds later Jack would regret his decision to choose the snowboard over the parachute.

Best of mpur
Another "Tourist of Death" photoshop.

Best of Jack Reacher
On reflection, Steve thought he probably shouldn't have kept sassing the cabin crew.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Airlines are raising rates so often, passengers who don't bring enough cash to cover mid-flight increases will only be taken part way.

Best of prince of leaves
As expected, the "Red Dawn" remake was insufferably lame.

Best of Cybrludite
Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (gasp, breathe) -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

15 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

Seconds later Jack would regret his decision to choose the snowboard over the parachute.

Army of Dad said...

Why do I snowboard down Everest? Because it is there.

Dub said...

Great....giving the terrorists more ideas of things to fly into buildings.

jj said...

Barrack....wait...I love you...

Silhouette said...

"Well, they said it was a non-stop flight when I bought the ticket, so I can't complaaaaaaaaa"

metalgarth said...

Terror at 20,000 ft for the X-Games generation never had the impact of the original

mpur said...

Another "Tourist of Death" photoshop.

Jack Reacher said...

On reflection, Steve thought he probably shouldn't have kept sassing the cabin crew.

Jack Reacher said...

When Halliburton sponsors the Jamaican bobsled team...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Passenger's Bill of Rights - Para 194.8c - First Class Passengers who fart can be immediately removed from the plane.

OR

ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT
Airlines are raising rates so often, passengers who don't bring enough cash to cover mid-flight increases will only be taken part way.

prince of leaves said...

As expected, the "Red Dawn" remake was insufferably lame.

prince of leaves said...

"What are the odds? I have that exact same jumbo jet!" - John Travolta

Cybrludite said...

Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (gasp, breathe) -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

dub said...

New Generation of Terrorists....FAIL.

Seoulman (R) said...

Having killed off half of the X-Men team, movie executives decided to create the next generation, the Y (not) Men