1. These Lost flashbacks just get weirder and weirder.
2. ORA: "Is Ethan Hawke on that flight? I'm feeling a mite... peckish."
3. Damn snowboarders. All they care about is getting high.
4. Where will you be when your Acme Rocket Snowboard gives out?
5. I just got passed by Slim Pickens waving a cowboy hat and riding an atom bomb. That can't be good.
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Seconds later Jack would regret his decision to choose the snowboard over the parachute.
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Another "Tourist of Death" photoshop.
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On reflection, Steve thought he probably shouldn't have kept sassing the cabin crew.
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Airlines are raising rates so often, passengers who don't bring enough cash to cover mid-flight increases will only be taken part way.
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As expected, the "Red Dawn" remake was insufferably lame.
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Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (gasp, breathe) -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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Seconds later Jack would regret his decision to choose the snowboard over the parachute.
Why do I snowboard down Everest? Because it is there.
Great....giving the terrorists more ideas of things to fly into buildings.
Barrack....wait...I love you...
"Well, they said it was a non-stop flight when I bought the ticket, so I can't complaaaaaaaaa"
Terror at 20,000 ft for the X-Games generation never had the impact of the original
Another "Tourist of Death" photoshop.
On reflection, Steve thought he probably shouldn't have kept sassing the cabin crew.
When Halliburton sponsors the Jamaican bobsled team...
Passenger's Bill of Rights - Para 194.8c - First Class Passengers who fart can be immediately removed from the plane.
OR
ALWAYS READ THE FINE PRINT
Airlines are raising rates so often, passengers who don't bring enough cash to cover mid-flight increases will only be taken part way.
As expected, the "Red Dawn" remake was insufferably lame.
"What are the odds? I have that exact same jumbo jet!" - John Travolta
Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- (gasp, breathe) -iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
New Generation of Terrorists....FAIL.
Having killed off half of the X-Men team, movie executives decided to create the next generation, the Y (not) Men
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