Thursday, October 30, 2008

Now, Imagine How Cool This Picture would be with a Physically Attractive Chick



Very Wicked Best of Son Of The Godfather
"We are here to mourn the loss of Army of Mom..."

Best of Jack Reacher
Marilyn found the one place where Obama's 30-minute infomercial couldn't reach her.

Best of Chewman
No No!!! I said I Wanted to look AT a girls box!

Best of metalgarth
Few people know that Elivra and Bruce Lee made a porno called "Enter the Vampire", even fewer people know that Bruce didn't pull out in time.

Best of duke of red
I'd rigg her mortise.

Best of GregMan
I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.

Best of GregMan
I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
lawhawk M
I'd hit that.... with garlic, wooden stake, and holy water.

Mmmmmmmmm.... garlic steak...

Best of jeff
ORA: A photo from Abby Sciuto's porno collection.

43 comments:

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Hooker Storage?

Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...

Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Hooker Storage?

Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.

Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?

Jules: Why?

Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hookers ain't my f*cking business, that's why!

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's an oldy, but:

Submariner and his smelly pirate hooker were very religous, although they had been routinely [intercours]ing... One night, SMP felt so ashamed about what they had been doing that she killed herself...

Two weeks later, Subby was so ashamed at what he'd been doing, he buried her. ;)

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's an oldy, but:

Submariner and his smelly pirate hooker were very religous, although they had been routinely [intercourse]ing... One night, SPH felt so ashamed about what they had been doing that she killed herself...

Two weeks later, Subby was so ashamed at what he'd been doing, he buried her. ;)

Dang, no way to nuke a mis-posted pun, Batman?

Son Of The Godfather said...

Death: "Mr. Hefner, it's time."

Son Of The Godfather said...

It's a Bill Clinton plot!

think about it... heh

Son Of The Godfather said...

"We are here to mourn the loss of Army of Mom..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'll be danged... You can take it with you!

Son Of The Godfather said...

"You're my trick, come get your treat, ya sick bastage."

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I could almost get over the undead thing... but you're also a Democrat..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Finding the dead hooker in Obama's suite was the final nail in the coffin...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Susan's costume choice of Vampire-French-Maid-Tina-Turner was sure to win the contest this year.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Rack-in-the-Box

Army of Dad said...

Instead of nailing her in the coffin, dub closed the coffin then nailed it shut.

Jack Reacher said...

"Thanks for the signature, Ma'am, you're now registered to vote. Go Obama! Huh? Oh, sure, I'll close the lid for you."

Jack Reacher said...

Marilyn found the one place where Obama's 30-minute infomercial couldn't reach her.

Jack Reacher said...

Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...
Rack-in-the-Box

(Tee hee!)

wv: amater. That's uncanny!

dub said...

I will give V teh K a round of applause on this one. Nice boobages, nice fishnets, and a look in her eye that says she can hurt me. Dub likey!

*clap clap clap*

mpur said...

Never, ever hire a vampiric maid. They only work at night and they are a huge pain in the neck.

Chewman said...

No No!!! I said I Wanted to look AT a girls box!

metalgarth said...

Few people know that Elivra and Bruce Lee made a porno called "Enter the Vampire", even fewer people know that Bruce didn't pull out in time.


vw: bledde (no joke)

dub said...

Upon further review....

Yeah, this one is smoking hot. Well done V....well done indeed!!!


wv: slite. drop the "e" and yes, I'd like to see hers.

lawhawk said...

I'd hit that.... with garlic, wooden stake, and holy water.

duke of red said...

It's all fun and games, until the lid slams shut.

duke of red said...

At the funeral, Hilda knew something was up with her husband, when he wanted to swing back through the line a third time for the viewing.

duke of red said...

I'd rigg her mortise.

(Rigor Mortise?) It's not funny when you have to explain the punchline, duke... :)

wv: prownyed - What is, "A prawn that kicks your butt, Alex?"

duke of red said...

Dammit, I spelled it wrong. Rigor MORTIS. No e, numnuts.

duke of red said...

The casket lid started to squeak closed... Lucy Liu threw a bottle of cough syrup on the lid...

The coffin stopped.

groan :)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With more people opting for cheap cremation, the Natl. Assoc. of Morticians voted to merge with the Necrophiliacs & Vampires Union. Sales of coffins with easy-tear-thru lids soared.

PS- Dub may "likey" but I think she's ugly as sin. Those fake boobs will outlast her... and she's immortal.

WV- "porpno" raunchy pictures of cetaceans?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With more people opting for cheap cremation, the Natl. Assoc. of Morticians voted to merge with the Necrophiliacs & Vampires Union. Sales of coffins with easy-tear-thru lids soared.

PS- Dub may "likey" but I think she's ugly as sin. Those fake boobs will outlast her... and she's immortal.

WV- "porpno" raunchy pictures of cetaceans?

GregMan said...

I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.

GregMan said...

I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.

GregMan said...

Just another dead Chicago voter. Big deal.

GregMan said...

No longer in the campaign after her primary losses, Hillary is free to indulge some of her wilder fantasies. No one notices any difference.

Son Of The Godfather said...

lawhawk said...
I'd hit that.... with garlic, wooden stake, and holy water.


Mmmmmmmmm.... garlic steak...

jeff said...

Man, can't the demons wait until I get down there?

Hmmmm - succubus. What's the downside?

jeff said...

ORA: A photo from Abby Sciuto's porno collection.

dub said...

Those nets may be dolphin safe, but I can tell you from first hand experience they're not Dockers safe.




wv: laster (not very long with this picture though)

Army of Mom said...

Hmm. While most people don't want to have sex with a chick on the rag, what about this gal? It might be a feature and not a bug.

Army of Mom said...

Justin Timberlake singing: It's a chick in a box.

Army of Mom said...

Justin Timberlake singing: It's a chick in a box.

Army of Mom said...

Illustration for marriage: you put the ring on her finger so you can get to the fake boobs and fishnets; the maid outfit (obvious); and she sucks the lifeblood right out of you.

Yep, pretty much on target. The coffin? Well, he wishes she were dead most of the time.

molson said...

Ok Honey, under normal circumstances, like when I'm bombed out of my mind like right now, I'd say go for it, but looking at that mouth on you I'm going say I haven't drank nearly enough and let's just keep it above the waist. OK?

Mr. Right said...

"Bluh, bluh, bluh! I vant to suck your c**k!"