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"We are here to mourn the loss of Army of Mom..."
Best of Jack Reacher
Marilyn found the one place where Obama's 30-minute infomercial couldn't reach her.
Best of Chewman
No No!!! I said I Wanted to look AT a girls box!
Best of metalgarth
Few people know that Elivra and Bruce Lee made a porno called "Enter the Vampire", even fewer people know that Bruce didn't pull out in time.
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I'd rigg her mortise.
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I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.
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I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.
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lawhawk M
I'd hit that.... with garlic, wooden stake, and holy water.
Mmmmmmmmm.... garlic steak...
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ORA: A photo from Abby Sciuto's porno collection.
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Jimmie: No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said 'Dead Hooker Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Hooker Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead hookers ain't my f*cking business, that's why!
It's an oldy, but:
Submariner and his smelly pirate hooker were very religous, although they had been routinely [intercours]ing... One night, SMP felt so ashamed about what they had been doing that she killed herself...
Two weeks later, Subby was so ashamed at what he'd been doing, he buried her. ;)
It's an oldy, but:
Submariner and his smelly pirate hooker were very religous, although they had been routinely [intercourse]ing... One night, SPH felt so ashamed about what they had been doing that she killed herself...
Two weeks later, Subby was so ashamed at what he'd been doing, he buried her. ;)
Dang, no way to nuke a mis-posted pun, Batman?
Death: "Mr. Hefner, it's time."
It's a Bill Clinton plot!
think about it... heh
"We are here to mourn the loss of Army of Mom..."
I'll be danged... You can take it with you!
"You're my trick, come get your treat, ya sick bastage."
"I could almost get over the undead thing... but you're also a Democrat..."
Finding the dead hooker in Obama's suite was the final nail in the coffin...
Susan's costume choice of Vampire-French-Maid-Tina-Turner was sure to win the contest this year.
Rack-in-the-Box
Instead of nailing her in the coffin, dub closed the coffin then nailed it shut.
"Thanks for the signature, Ma'am, you're now registered to vote. Go Obama! Huh? Oh, sure, I'll close the lid for you."
Marilyn found the one place where Obama's 30-minute infomercial couldn't reach her.
Blogger Son Of The Godfather said...
Rack-in-the-Box
(Tee hee!)
wv: amater. That's uncanny!
I will give V teh K a round of applause on this one. Nice boobages, nice fishnets, and a look in her eye that says she can hurt me. Dub likey!
*clap clap clap*
Never, ever hire a vampiric maid. They only work at night and they are a huge pain in the neck.
No No!!! I said I Wanted to look AT a girls box!
Few people know that Elivra and Bruce Lee made a porno called "Enter the Vampire", even fewer people know that Bruce didn't pull out in time.
vw: bledde (no joke)
Upon further review....
Yeah, this one is smoking hot. Well done V....well done indeed!!!
wv: slite. drop the "e" and yes, I'd like to see hers.
I'd hit that.... with garlic, wooden stake, and holy water.
It's all fun and games, until the lid slams shut.
At the funeral, Hilda knew something was up with her husband, when he wanted to swing back through the line a third time for the viewing.
I'd rigg her mortise.
(Rigor Mortise?) It's not funny when you have to explain the punchline, duke... :)
wv: prownyed - What is, "A prawn that kicks your butt, Alex?"
Dammit, I spelled it wrong. Rigor MORTIS. No e, numnuts.
The casket lid started to squeak closed... Lucy Liu threw a bottle of cough syrup on the lid...
The coffin stopped.
groan :)
With more people opting for cheap cremation, the Natl. Assoc. of Morticians voted to merge with the Necrophiliacs & Vampires Union. Sales of coffins with easy-tear-thru lids soared.
PS- Dub may "likey" but I think she's ugly as sin. Those fake boobs will outlast her... and she's immortal.
WV- "porpno" raunchy pictures of cetaceans?
With more people opting for cheap cremation, the Natl. Assoc. of Morticians voted to merge with the Necrophiliacs & Vampires Union. Sales of coffins with easy-tear-thru lids soared.
PS- Dub may "likey" but I think she's ugly as sin. Those fake boobs will outlast her... and she's immortal.
WV- "porpno" raunchy pictures of cetaceans?
I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.
I don't understand why so many captions are being posted twice.
Just another dead Chicago voter. Big deal.
No longer in the campaign after her primary losses, Hillary is free to indulge some of her wilder fantasies. No one notices any difference.
lawhawk said...
I'd hit that.... with garlic, wooden stake, and holy water.
Mmmmmmmmm.... garlic steak...
Man, can't the demons wait until I get down there?
Hmmmm - succubus. What's the downside?
ORA: A photo from Abby Sciuto's porno collection.
Those nets may be dolphin safe, but I can tell you from first hand experience they're not Dockers safe.
wv: laster (not very long with this picture though)
Hmm. While most people don't want to have sex with a chick on the rag, what about this gal? It might be a feature and not a bug.
Justin Timberlake singing: It's a chick in a box.
Justin Timberlake singing: It's a chick in a box.
Illustration for marriage: you put the ring on her finger so you can get to the fake boobs and fishnets; the maid outfit (obvious); and she sucks the lifeblood right out of you.
Yep, pretty much on target. The coffin? Well, he wishes she were dead most of the time.
Ok Honey, under normal circumstances, like when I'm bombed out of my mind like right now, I'd say go for it, but looking at that mouth on you I'm going say I haven't drank nearly enough and let's just keep it above the waist. OK?
"Bluh, bluh, bluh! I vant to suck your c**k!"
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