Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Not a good look for anybody


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1. Seasonal outerwear from the Catalog for Parents who want their kids cruelly beaten on the playground.

2. The Blue Douche was one of the more esoteric superheroes.

3. Yeah, those blue states are just really, really ghey.

4. "Will no one synchronize swim with me?"

5. With Mr Blackwell dead, Tom finally felt safe to come outside.

Best of Jack Reacher
A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, auditions for a job as Blue Light Man at K-Mart.

Best of The Man
Way to go Sully, you actually do look like a butt plug now.

Best of Tim
Jimmy knew he looked dumb, but the extra income he earned as a cell phone tower helped him keep up his 9 WOW accounts

Best of Army of Dad
"I'm a little homo watch me pout. Bend me over and bang one out."

Best of Seoulman (R)
No no, for 70's day, you need bell BOTTOMS

Best of molson
To say Grimace's half brother had issues in adulthood would be an understatement.

Best of Mr. Right
Claudia took one look at herself in the mirror and knew it was over. Tom's insatiable Asteroids fetish had now gotten way out of hand.

Best of Rodney Dill
Prophylactic Man never lost his head in an emergency.

Best of Army of Mom
Oh, I see. You're that clever land shark.
I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.

Best of Submariner
What's with the black politician giving lame speeches? Isn't this an Adama rally?

Best of Artfldgr
unlike teletubbies, winkledinks didnt test out as well in their marketing trials

Best of Rev. Right
Blueberry Licorice Doritos would soon become one of the most epic marketing disasters of all time.

Best of prince of leaves
When wearing the new Scientology Tallis™, you have the privacy you need to audit your thetans, wherever you are.

Best of attmay
Smurf pizza was extremely unpopular outside of Belgium.

53 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, auditions for a job as Blue Light Man at K-Mart.

Jack Reacher said...

Growing Chinese prosperity allowed textile workers to afford liquor for the first time, with predictable effects on their production.

The Man said...

Blessed Leader Barack (everyone genuflect) Obama shows off the new uniforms for the unbelievers.

The Man said...

Way to go Sully, you actually do look like a butt plug now.

The Man said...

Why crystal meth and designing clothes do not go well together.

mpur said...

EMO...UR DOIN' IT WRONG

Tim said...

Jimmy knew he looked dumb, but the extra income he earned as a cell phone tower helped him keep up his 9 WOW accounts

Army of Dad said...

How tacky, just look at those boots.

Army of Dad said...

"I'm a little homo watch me pout. Bend me over and bang one out."

The new Visit San Fransisco song needed re-writes.

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ GUN IN MOUTH?

Army of Dad said...

Sleeping bag: FAIL

Army of Dad said...

New scientology church clothes.

Dwight said...

Caroline donned a giant blue Trivia Pursuit wedge costume, but no one understood she was supposed to be a "History Buff."

flyovercountry said...

No, this is not my house. You think I can afford a house with a pool and a view like this when I dress like a complete idiot?

Seoulman (R) said...

O! What do you do with a drunken sailor?

Seoulman (R) said...

No no, for 70's day, you need bell BOTTOMS

Seoulman (R) said...

Rob was disappointed that his kite costume, the one he worked so hard on for Halloween, didn't work in real life.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Viagra's new mascot, Little Blue Peter Pill, got mixed reviews. Sure, he was the talk of gays on Madison Avenue, but he totally kills the mood.

Seoulman (R) said...

Ma Bell began to experience gender and fashion issues after a failed experiment in the lab.

Seoulman (R) said...

Obamaland - where Daleks are born, not made

Whacko said...

Thankfully it wasn't used often. But when it was, the new life preserver approved by the San Fransisco Fire Dept turned turtle and drowned the user.

Silhouette said...

"I'm a Blue Spruce. What's your Halloween costume?"

Dub said...

I'm a little teapot short and stout....

molson said...

Yes. Yes. Don't worry. Of course the blue magneto suit is impervious to cars. Now go play in traffic.

molson said...

To say Grimace's half brother had issues in adulthood would be an understatement.

Dub said...

Poland prepares for its first space mission.

steve o said...

Europeans.
Supporters of Obama.
Any questions?

steve o said...

I don't the boots work.

steve o said...

I don't think the boots work.

sonicfrog said...

Tim, that's not what we mean when we call it a wedgie.

sonicfrog said...

Sam, I told you this wouldn't work. Andrew Sullivan can still see you.

ver word: samsode

Mr. Right said...

Claudia took one look at herself in the mirror and knew it was over. Tom's insatiable Asteroids fetish had now gotten way out of hand.



[Word verification: wingsin - LOL!]

Rodney Dill said...

Prophylactic Man never lost his head in an emergency.

Double the U said...

I swear I shot that thing in Super Mario Brothers II.

Army of Mom said...

Oh, I see. You're that clever land shark.

I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.

Army of Mom said...

Oddly enough, I DON'T have this outfit.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad - do you see a *stifling giggles* shark fin?

Army of Mom said...

Dems, tired of being accused of wearing tinfoil hats, turn to a new metallic blue fabric.

Army of Mom said...

A gal made for Dub - skinny legs and attire to hide any unsightly curves.

Army of Mom said...

The tragic bastard child of Dori the fish and the Michelin Man.

Submariner said...

If ya ask me, I think "Heroes" has jumped the shark in the new season.

Submariner said...

What's with the black politician giving lame speeches? Isn't this an Adama rally?

Artfldgr said...

John needed a job, john didnt study in high school, and didnt take life seriously. this is john today. before you quit school, take another look at john.

Artfldgr said...

unlike teletubbies, winkledinks didnt test out as well in their marketing trials, though marketing people were sure they had a hit.

Artfldgr said...

Martin short, look out, here i come!!

Rev. Right said...

"Care to take me for a dip?" She asked, but Blueberry Licorice Doritos would soon become one of the most epic marketing disasters of all time.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Al?... Ziggy?... Get me OUTTA HERE!..."

prince of leaves said...

When wearing the new Scientology Tallis™, you have the privacy you need to audit your thetans, wherever you are.

prince of leaves said...

1987: Gene Roddenberry was very pleased when he saw the prototype uniforms for his new Star Trek series, but a shortage of cobalt lamee sent the costumers back to their sketchboards.

attmay said...

Smurf pizza was extremely unpopular outside of Belgium.

mega said...

The pockets of McCain voters were obliged to wear distinctive uniforms, a technique borrowed from the 1930's. to encourage shame, ostracism, and eventually, compliance.

Submariner said...

ORA:

Whoa, "The Tick" has really let himself go!

dadoctah said...

This guy has the one superpower Sylar has never even considered trying to steal.