Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Not a good look for anybody
1. Seasonal outerwear from the Catalog for Parents who want their kids cruelly beaten on the playground.
2. The Blue Douche was one of the more esoteric superheroes.
3. Yeah, those blue states are just really, really ghey.
4. "Will no one synchronize swim with me?"
5. With Mr Blackwell dead, Tom finally felt safe to come outside.
Best of Jack Reacher
A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, auditions for a job as Blue Light Man at K-Mart.
Best of The Man
Way to go Sully, you actually do look like a butt plug now.
Best of Tim
Jimmy knew he looked dumb, but the extra income he earned as a cell phone tower helped him keep up his 9 WOW accounts
Best of Army of Dad
"I'm a little homo watch me pout. Bend me over and bang one out."
Best of Seoulman (R)
No no, for 70's day, you need bell BOTTOMS
Best of molson
To say Grimace's half brother had issues in adulthood would be an understatement.
Best of Mr. Right
Claudia took one look at herself in the mirror and knew it was over. Tom's insatiable Asteroids fetish had now gotten way out of hand.
Best of Rodney Dill
Prophylactic Man never lost his head in an emergency.
Best of Army of Mom
Oh, I see. You're that clever land shark.
I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.
Best of Submariner
What's with the black politician giving lame speeches? Isn't this an Adama rally?
Best of Artfldgr
unlike teletubbies, winkledinks didnt test out as well in their marketing trials
Best of Rev. Right
Blueberry Licorice Doritos would soon become one of the most epic marketing disasters of all time.
Best of prince of leaves
When wearing the new Scientology Tallis™, you have the privacy you need to audit your thetans, wherever you are.
Best of attmay
Smurf pizza was extremely unpopular outside of Belgium.