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1. Seasonal outerwear from the Catalog for Parents who want their kids cruelly beaten on the playground.
2. The Blue Douche was one of the more esoteric superheroes.
3. Yeah, those blue states are just really, really ghey.
4. "Will no one synchronize swim with me?"
5. With Mr Blackwell dead, Tom finally felt safe to come outside.
Best of Jack Reacher
A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, auditions for a job as Blue Light Man at K-Mart.
Best of The Man
Way to go Sully, you actually do look like a butt plug now.
Best of Tim
Jimmy knew he looked dumb, but the extra income he earned as a cell phone tower helped him keep up his 9 WOW accounts
Best of Army of Dad
"I'm a little homo watch me pout. Bend me over and bang one out."
Best of Seoulman (R)
No no, for 70's day, you need bell BOTTOMS
Best of molson
To say Grimace's half brother had issues in adulthood would be an understatement.
Best of Mr. Right
Claudia took one look at herself in the mirror and knew it was over. Tom's insatiable Asteroids fetish had now gotten way out of hand.
Best of Rodney Dill
Prophylactic Man never lost his head in an emergency.
Best of Army of Mom
Oh, I see. You're that clever land shark.
I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.
Best of Submariner
What's with the black politician giving lame speeches? Isn't this an Adama rally?
Best of Artfldgr
unlike teletubbies, winkledinks didnt test out as well in their marketing trials
Best of Rev. Right
Blueberry Licorice Doritos would soon become one of the most epic marketing disasters of all time.
Best of prince of leaves
When wearing the new Scientology Tallis™, you have the privacy you need to audit your thetans, wherever you are.
Best of attmay
Smurf pizza was extremely unpopular outside of Belgium.
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A former U.S. attorney, fired by the Bush administration, auditions for a job as Blue Light Man at K-Mart.
Growing Chinese prosperity allowed textile workers to afford liquor for the first time, with predictable effects on their production.
Blessed Leader Barack (everyone genuflect) Obama shows off the new uniforms for the unbelievers.
Way to go Sully, you actually do look like a butt plug now.
Why crystal meth and designing clothes do not go well together.
EMO...UR DOIN' IT WRONG
Jimmy knew he looked dumb, but the extra income he earned as a cell phone tower helped him keep up his 9 WOW accounts
How tacky, just look at those boots.
"I'm a little homo watch me pout. Bend me over and bang one out."
The new Visit San Fransisco song needed re-writes.
I CAN HAZ GUN IN MOUTH?
Sleeping bag: FAIL
New scientology church clothes.
Caroline donned a giant blue Trivia Pursuit wedge costume, but no one understood she was supposed to be a "History Buff."
No, this is not my house. You think I can afford a house with a pool and a view like this when I dress like a complete idiot?
O! What do you do with a drunken sailor?
No no, for 70's day, you need bell BOTTOMS
Rob was disappointed that his kite costume, the one he worked so hard on for Halloween, didn't work in real life.
Viagra's new mascot, Little Blue Peter Pill, got mixed reviews. Sure, he was the talk of gays on Madison Avenue, but he totally kills the mood.
Ma Bell began to experience gender and fashion issues after a failed experiment in the lab.
Obamaland - where Daleks are born, not made
Thankfully it wasn't used often. But when it was, the new life preserver approved by the San Fransisco Fire Dept turned turtle and drowned the user.
"I'm a Blue Spruce. What's your Halloween costume?"
I'm a little teapot short and stout....
Yes. Yes. Don't worry. Of course the blue magneto suit is impervious to cars. Now go play in traffic.
To say Grimace's half brother had issues in adulthood would be an understatement.
Poland prepares for its first space mission.
Europeans.
Supporters of Obama.
Any questions?
I don't the boots work.
I don't think the boots work.
Tim, that's not what we mean when we call it a wedgie.
Sam, I told you this wouldn't work. Andrew Sullivan can still see you.
ver word: samsode
Claudia took one look at herself in the mirror and knew it was over. Tom's insatiable Asteroids fetish had now gotten way out of hand.
[Word verification: wingsin - LOL!]
Prophylactic Man never lost his head in an emergency.
I swear I shot that thing in Super Mario Brothers II.
Oh, I see. You're that clever land shark.
I'm just a dolphin, ma'am.
Oddly enough, I DON'T have this outfit.
Army of Dad - do you see a *stifling giggles* shark fin?
Dems, tired of being accused of wearing tinfoil hats, turn to a new metallic blue fabric.
A gal made for Dub - skinny legs and attire to hide any unsightly curves.
The tragic bastard child of Dori the fish and the Michelin Man.
If ya ask me, I think "Heroes" has jumped the shark in the new season.
What's with the black politician giving lame speeches? Isn't this an Adama rally?
John needed a job, john didnt study in high school, and didnt take life seriously. this is john today. before you quit school, take another look at john.
unlike teletubbies, winkledinks didnt test out as well in their marketing trials, though marketing people were sure they had a hit.
Martin short, look out, here i come!!
"Care to take me for a dip?" She asked, but Blueberry Licorice Doritos would soon become one of the most epic marketing disasters of all time.
"Al?... Ziggy?... Get me OUTTA HERE!..."
When wearing the new Scientology Tallis™, you have the privacy you need to audit your thetans, wherever you are.
1987: Gene Roddenberry was very pleased when he saw the prototype uniforms for his new Star Trek series, but a shortage of cobalt lamee sent the costumers back to their sketchboards.
Smurf pizza was extremely unpopular outside of Belgium.
The pockets of McCain voters were obliged to wear distinctive uniforms, a technique borrowed from the 1930's. to encourage shame, ostracism, and eventually, compliance.
ORA:
Whoa, "The Tick" has really let himself go!
This guy has the one superpower Sylar has never even considered trying to steal.
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