Monday, October 27, 2008

Mr. Bush and the Women



1. "Oh... HERE the white women at."

2. "... And by calling myself a conservative while governing like a moderate Democrat, I managed to destroy my party, and quite possibly my country, for generations to come!"

3. With his typical subtlety and tact, Mr. Bush explains why Dub would not find any of these women attractive.

4. "Move back, move back... you'll have your fair chance with Mr Cheney, but first the cougar needs a rest."

5. "Whew! That was a big one." With his typical subtlety and tact, Bush wafts his backdoor falafel gas all over the visiting delegation of Middle Eastern women.

Best of mpur
ORA: President Bush spends some time backstage with the "Miss Cankle USA" contestants.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I did it myyyy-yyyyy wayyyyy-yyyy". President Bush practices his farewell speech before a stunned women's glee club.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Oh, yeah... Laura got as wide as a house when she was preggers, so mebbe there's hope for you porkers, too. Hey, that microphone ain't on, izzit?

Best of Army of Mom
Fonzie impersonation. Aaaaaayy!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Okay, a joke's a joke, but I'm gonna need the nuclear football back. I'm kinda responsible for it."

Best of Nose
Stand back, no telling how big this thing can get!

Best of duke of red
"Heeeyy... I'm Bush. Whadda ya gonna do?"

Best of GregMan
President Bush greets the editorial staff of the BBC.

Best of Dub
If Jenna and Barbara (junior) were my daughters, I'd hug 'em that way too.
Too creepy?

Best of Rodney Dill
There's Semtex in my pants, who wants ta pull my detonator.

38 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

The Pictionary game was a big bust, as the womens' culture prohibited them from holding writing implements.

Jack Reacher said...

"Since I've worn out my welcome here, I was wondering if I can pull a Michael Jackson, and have you stash me away in a castle somewhere."

Jack Reacher said...

"My approval rating sucks, but I'm WAY ahead of Congress. DRINK!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Anyone seen Michael Moore? Stubbly guy, about yea wide?"

mpur said...

ORA: President Bush spends some time backstage with the "Miss Cankle USA" contestants.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Okay, ladies, now that you know I don't think ALL muselims are part of the axis of evil and have no plans to drop nukulur bombs on eyerack, let's do the Hokey Pokey!"

word verify goes gay: heroth

Kaptain Krude said...

"None of you are Nancy Pelosi in disguise, right?"

wv: hantler
WTF?

flyovercountry said...

...and then Biden says, "Yeah, it's this big, I swear" and then Pelosi slaps him right on the face. Man, that was funny.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I did it myyyy-yyyyy wayyyyy-yyyy". President Bush practices his farewell speech before a stunned women's glee club.

Dub said...

So you say you want to see the Presidential staff huh?

Kaptain Krude said...

"And if you listen to fools,
The Mob Rules!

Man, that Ronnie James Dio can kick it out, amIright ladies?"




wv: guralita
It's a wrestling move.

paul said...

My Inflatable Rubber Cowboy is losing air.

Whacko said...

"Well, insallah y'all!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Oh, yeah... Laura got as wide as a house when she was preggers, so mebbe there's hope for you porkers, too. Hey, that microphone ain't on, izzit?

OR

Here's my lame duck impression. Learnt me this watchin Nature while the economy's imploding.
qwak qwack waddle waddle qwack qwak

Dub said...

INVISIBLE DOUBLE ASS GRAB....YOU NAILED IT W!

Army of Mom said...

Fonzie impersonation. Aaaaaayy!

Army of Mom said...

They call me W. Short for Whopper.

Army of Mom said...

Ladies, ladies. There's enough for everyone. No pushing.

Army of Mom said...

Confused, Laura has to lead George away and explain that the women are NOT on the buffet today.

Army of Mom said...

To improve his approval ratings, President Bush took advice from James Carville to be more like President Clinton. He knew just how he wanted to start: with the interns.

Army of Dad said...

I will Syria you later.

Double the U said...

Hosted by Bush, the Russian version of Deal or No Deal really sucked.

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, a joke's a joke, but I'm gonna need the nuclear football back. I'm kinda responsible for it."

Dub said...

Bush demonstrates that he really does know the secret "hand shake" that gets him into the Clinton Library.

Nose said...

Stand back, no telling how big this thing can get!

duke of red said...

Where will you be when your laxative kicks in?

--Come on guys, you're slipping. That should've been near the top.

duke of red said...

Well... Laura and I pratice alternative bedroom activities. It's been 3 days, and I STILL can't walk straight.

wv - angee

duke of red said...

That one. The one in the bhurka. She is physically attractive. How much?

duke of red said...

Rarely is the question asked, i..are..is my trouser bulge noticeable?

duke of red said...

"Heeeyy... I'm Bush. Whadda ya gonna do?"

GregMan said...

Former President Bush greets members of the National Organization for Womyn after President-for-life Obamah institutes Sharia law.

GregMan said...

"No kidden', ladies, they cut off WHAT when you got them "female circumcisions?"

GregMan said...

President Bush greets the editorial staff of the BBC.

WordVerif: panises - man, only ONE VOWEL off...

GregMan said...

After President and Dear Leader Obamessiah signs the surrender documents with Iran, former President Bush decides to make lemonade out of lemons and gets himself a harem.

Dub said...

If Jenna and Barbara (junior) were my daughters, I'd hug 'em that way too.




Too creepy?

duke of red said...

@ dub

Creepy, yes. Funny? Yes as well. :)

wv = bormen. Dunno, just sounds funneh.

dub said...

whew....cuz I'm still giggling at it.

Rodney Dill said...

There's Semtex in my pants, who wants ta pull my detonator.

WV: weenerc