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Halloween begins early; the headless gridiron hero, and obviously, a medical experiment gone wrong, to create a player who always has football on his mind.
Number 20's missing the ball, Number 21's missing a head... I'm afraid to find out what Number 22 is missing.
I read on MSNBC that Sarah Palin had his head removed to settle a personal score. AP says so, too.
Obviously, both players had to settle for football since they weren't cut out for soccer.
Braaaaiiiinnnnsssss * * *Uh, never mind...
"How's about a little head?"Ang Lee remakes "Brian's Song."
Y'know, I've always players threaten to "rip off yer freakin' head and sh!t down yer windpipe..." but I don't think I've ever seen it in progress. Thanks V.
When #20 begins to tell him about Ron Paul, #21 cleverly pulls his head into his shell.
Well I am guessing that will be a 15 yard face mask penalty.
Everyone in the conference hated playing Grassy Knoll State.
I didn't know Special Olympics added football.
The coach was sent to sensitivity training after telling his player to keep his eyes on the GD ball.
The Fighting Chickens would often run around with their heads cut off.
I've had days like that #21. Usually, the boss hands me back my head on a platter... I think yours is being used for kicking practice.
Sleepy Hollow HS went 10-2-0 this year.
#21 was the best at giving head. Now if he could only remember to get it back afterwards.
Kaptain Krude said... Number 20's missing the ball, Number 21's missing a head... I'm afraid to find out what Number 22 is missing.lol...damn, that was the exact same first thought that I had.
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