Friday, October 31, 2008

Mom? Dad?


1. "Mmmm, delicious kittehs!"

2. "Damn, I really should have stayed away from the brown acid."

3. A quiet evening at home with GWAR.

4. "Welcome to Hell, President Clinton. We are your interns, now!"

5. ORA: "Oh, crap! Where's a Peruvian flute band when you need it?"

Best of Double the U
Obama and Biden transform back on January 21st 2009.

Best of Jack Reacher
When he glimpsed the new patients, Phil began to harbor doubts about a career as a dentist.

Best of dub
Hillary and Pelosi stop for a quick photo before heading into makeup.

Best of Army of Mom
I'm a pickin' n I'm a grinnin!

Best of Army of Mom
Damn. Note to self not to let anyone snap a picture of me first thing in the morning.

Best of prince of leaves
Another liberal elite family learns the hard way not to hire Jill Greenberg to photograph their precious family moments.

Best of molson
I warned you not to eat the worm.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Fellatio Fanatic's Nightmare Scenario
(excerpted from David Duchovny's rehab admission form)

Best of Army of Dad
I CAN HAZ KITTEH?

Best of sonicfrog
Nancy Pelosi joins Barrack Obama on the closing days of the campaign.

Best of mega
Democrats' worst fears came true as McCain and Palin decided the disguises were no longer necessary.

Best of Submariner
"You don't wanna mess with SOTG and I before our first cup in the morning..."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"I've got a friend I'm trying to get off of acid... Could I borrow the bunny costume for easter?"

43 comments:

Double the U said...

Obama and Biden transform back on January 21st 2009.

Jack Reacher said...

"Aren't they great? I call them Hope and Change, and they're here to eat you."

Jack Reacher said...

When he glimpsed the new patients, Phil began to harbor doubts about a career as a dentist.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Neighbor Lady: "Mercy, me, what are you two urchins supposed to be?"

"I'm the ghost of Jimmy Carter's canoe-tipping rabbit. I bite naive young idealists and turn them into Marxist/Socialists!"
"Yeah, and I'm a bleeding heart liberal moonbat come to steal what the Republicans left of middle class savings accounts and redistribute it all to illegals and the unemployed."
BOOOOOOOO!

dub said...

Oooh...more Thursday pictures!

dub said...

Hillary and Pelosi stop for a quick photo before heading into makeup.

Army of Mom said...

I'm a pickin' n I'm a grinnin!

Army of Mom said...

Damn. Note to self not to let anyone snap a picture of me first thing in the morning.

Army of Mom said...

The embodiment of morning breath.

Army of Mom said...

If you will please remove your Dub-goggles, you will again see two ravishing beauties.

Army of Mom said...

Family pets: FAIL

Army of Mom said...

5-year-old birthday party entertainment: FAIL

Army of Mom said...

SOTG & Subby - your prom dates are here.

prince of leaves said...

Another liberal elite family learns the hard way not to hire Jill Greenberg to photograph their precious family moments.

prince of leaves said...

Justice was brutal when, twenty years on, the animals he callously left behind finally caught up with the former zookeeper at the Chernobyl City Animal Park.

mpur said...

Didn't the instructions say not to feed them after midnight?

jeff said...

ORA: Could be worse. One could be a cow...with an udder.

Captcha: phonisu (phoni su?)

The Man said...

So you took the blue pill?

Seoulman (R) said...

When cosplay goes wrong

Seoulman (R) said...

we don't like circus peanuts

Seoulman (R) said...

The Obama Fetal Tissue Mandatory Usage Law led to suprising results.

Seoulman (R) said...

H.R. Pufnstuf tried to be friendly, but deep in his heart he could never like the new neighbors.

molson said...

I told you not to eat the worm.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fellatio Fanatic's Nightmare Scenario
(excerpted from David Duchovny's rehab admission form)

WV: suppini (cannibal fellator's menu?)

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ KITTY?

Army of Dad said...

Get in mah belly!

Army of Dad said...

Damn, the gorilla already bit off the rabitt's hand!

Army of Dad said...

Told you rabbit's feet aren't lucky. One day the Rabbit will be back for your foot!

sonicfrog said...

Dude! Those costumes are rad! And Look,the black one is wearing live kitten slippers!!!

sonicfrog said...

Nancy Pelosi joins Barrack Obama on the closing days of the campaign.


(Was that racist???)

mega said...

Democrats' worst fears came true as McCain and Palin decided the disguises were no longer necessary.

dadoctah said...

Mary-Kate and Ashley without makeup.

Submariner said...

When Hugh Hefner has a bad trip...

Submariner said...

"You don't wanna mess with SOTG and I before our first cup in the morning..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

AoM and AoD: "What a coincidence, we have those outfits!"
Children of Aom and AoD: "Help us... Somebody... Anybody..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

This Fall on MSNBC:
The Pelosi & Reid Show

Son Of The Godfather said...

"I've got a friend I'm trying to get off of acid... Could I borrow the bunny costume for easter?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

They should have left the outtakes off the Donny Darko DVD.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Jimmy Stewart had Harvey.
Jack Murtha talks to these two.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Silly rabbit, trips are for kids!"

Dactyl said...

Wonderland has really gone downhill since the government's rent controls kicked in.

Rodney Dill said...

Watership Down... ur duin it rong

steve o said...

Oh come on people. No Jimmy Carter jokes in there?