Sunday, October 26, 2008

LOL

Inspired by an email from Army of Mom


Looks! I licks gardun hose! I can be Thursday babe?


Best of Jack Reacher
"IT HAZ PLEEZING BOKAY, AFTER TASTE HINTZ OF DIRT AND RUBBER."

Best of DoubleU
I always wondered what happened to David Bowie.

Best of Seoulman (R)
How come the goldfish got registered by ACORN and I didn't. It's because I am white, isn't it?

Best of prince of leaves
MAKIN MAH BROWN EYES BLU: 50% COMPLETE

Best of prince of leaves
With the producers desperate for ratings, later episodes "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" included ever more bizarre "terminator" models.

Best of molson
A not too subtle ad for the other white meat.

Best of flyovercountry
Yeah, I've got one brown eye and one blue eye, what's it to ya? Back off before I turn you into a Democrat.

Best of Silhouette
"Nobody moves. I losted a contact."

Best of Dub
A Thursday babe? Well, you are pasty white enough...and you are sporting some sort of ocular genetic defect.

27 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Dub's cat thinks she's too chunky, and the rest of us are just a bit freaked out by those mismatched eyes.

Jack Reacher said...

"IT HAZ PLEEZING BOKAY, AFTER TASTE HINTZ OF DIRT AND RUBBER."

DoubleU said...

I always wondered what happened to David Bowie.

Seoulman (R) said...

Barak, Baarraaakkk, BARAK!!! Wow, that was a nasty hairball

Seoulman (R) said...

How come the goldfish got registered by ACORN and I didn't. It's because I am white, isn't it?

Seoulman (R) said...

I haz a fur, don't tell PETA.

prince of leaves said...

MAKIN MAH BROWN EYES BLU: 50% COMPLETE

Seoulman (R) said...

I iz not racist. I always haz white on

Seoulman (R) said...

Like most shallow pregnant women, Kitty was more impressed whth the length of the hose rather than what came out of the nozzle

prince of leaves said...

With the producers desperate for ratings, later episodes "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" included ever more bizarre "terminator" models.

prince of leaves said...

He got away with using a garden hose to transfer the extra coolant from the reactor pool for a while, but when the plant's resident mouser morphed into Catzilla and ravaged Moscow, Yuri had some explaining to do.

molson said...

A not too subtle ad for the other white meat.

mega said...

ACORN: "Technically, yes, it's a cat. But its owner is a convicted black felon, so registering it to vote was Social Justice."

mega said...

Adorable "Princess" Palin. Purchased at the local PetSmart by the RNC. $40,000.

mega said...

Adorable "Princess" Palin. Purchased at the local PetSmart by the RNC. $40,000.

flyovercountry said...

Yeah, I've got one brown eye and one blue eye, what's it to ya? Back off before I turn you into a Democrat.

Silhouette said...

"Nobody moves. I losted a contact."

mega said...

As soon as the 1/2 brown, 1/2 blue eye thing was discovered, Kitty was picked by the DNC to run for a Senate seat against the incumbent Republican. Politico immediately gave her a 14 % advantage and the Irish bookmakers paid out cash on the spot.

Dub said...

A Thursday babe? Well, you are pasty white enough...and you are sporting some sort of ocular genetic defect.

Yes, you'll make the purrfect Thursday babe around here.

Dub said...

Something for everyone.... blue eye for Dub, and the ol' brown eye for Sullivan.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

VtheK stared into the Halloween Pumpkin. Visions of Obamalamaland after 4 years of undivided govt. blew out one of his eyes and turned him white as a ghost.
(try editing this one, V)

dadoctah said...

mixed signalz.

ai givz dem.

Dub said...

Not beats a little Pussy to wrap up the weekend.

Army of Mom said...

Election Year 2008: Leaving Army of Mom as jumpy as a cat at a Fourth of July fireworks display.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad: Gee thanks, honey, but this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted some pussy licking for Christmas.

Army of Mom said...

WOT FISH?

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad was terribly disappointed when this turned up on his web search for: pussy licking