Looks! I licks gardun hose! I can be Thursday babe?
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"IT HAZ PLEEZING BOKAY, AFTER TASTE HINTZ OF DIRT AND RUBBER."
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I always wondered what happened to David Bowie.
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How come the goldfish got registered by ACORN and I didn't. It's because I am white, isn't it?
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MAKIN MAH BROWN EYES BLU: 50% COMPLETE
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With the producers desperate for ratings, later episodes "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" included ever more bizarre "terminator" models.
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A not too subtle ad for the other white meat.
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Yeah, I've got one brown eye and one blue eye, what's it to ya? Back off before I turn you into a Democrat.
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"Nobody moves. I losted a contact."
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A Thursday babe? Well, you are pasty white enough...and you are sporting some sort of ocular genetic defect.
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Dub's cat thinks she's too chunky, and the rest of us are just a bit freaked out by those mismatched eyes.
"IT HAZ PLEEZING BOKAY, AFTER TASTE HINTZ OF DIRT AND RUBBER."
I always wondered what happened to David Bowie.
Barak, Baarraaakkk, BARAK!!! Wow, that was a nasty hairball
How come the goldfish got registered by ACORN and I didn't. It's because I am white, isn't it?
I haz a fur, don't tell PETA.
MAKIN MAH BROWN EYES BLU: 50% COMPLETE
I iz not racist. I always haz white on
Like most shallow pregnant women, Kitty was more impressed whth the length of the hose rather than what came out of the nozzle
With the producers desperate for ratings, later episodes "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" included ever more bizarre "terminator" models.
He got away with using a garden hose to transfer the extra coolant from the reactor pool for a while, but when the plant's resident mouser morphed into Catzilla and ravaged Moscow, Yuri had some explaining to do.
A not too subtle ad for the other white meat.
ACORN: "Technically, yes, it's a cat. But its owner is a convicted black felon, so registering it to vote was Social Justice."
Adorable "Princess" Palin. Purchased at the local PetSmart by the RNC. $40,000.
Adorable "Princess" Palin. Purchased at the local PetSmart by the RNC. $40,000.
Yeah, I've got one brown eye and one blue eye, what's it to ya? Back off before I turn you into a Democrat.
"Nobody moves. I losted a contact."
As soon as the 1/2 brown, 1/2 blue eye thing was discovered, Kitty was picked by the DNC to run for a Senate seat against the incumbent Republican. Politico immediately gave her a 14 % advantage and the Irish bookmakers paid out cash on the spot.
A Thursday babe? Well, you are pasty white enough...and you are sporting some sort of ocular genetic defect.
Yes, you'll make the purrfect Thursday babe around here.
Something for everyone.... blue eye for Dub, and the ol' brown eye for Sullivan.
VtheK stared into the Halloween Pumpkin. Visions of Obamalamaland after 4 years of undivided govt. blew out one of his eyes and turned him white as a ghost.
(try editing this one, V)
mixed signalz.
ai givz dem.
Not beats a little Pussy to wrap up the weekend.
Election Year 2008: Leaving Army of Mom as jumpy as a cat at a Fourth of July fireworks display.
Army of Dad: Gee thanks, honey, but this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted some pussy licking for Christmas.
WOT FISH?
Army of Dad was terribly disappointed when this turned up on his web search for: pussy licking
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