Saturday, October 18, 2008

A Little Something For Angela from 'The Office'



1. It was kinda cute until baby Marilyn dropped dead of an overdose and baby JFK's head was blown off by baby Lee Harvey Oswald.

2. "Stop fooling around and get to the polling station. You think ACORN registered us for their health?"

3. "Hey, baby, you wanna party?"

4. Michael Jackson stages the creepiest-ever adaptation of Death of a Salesman.

5. Lamest Star Trek malfunctioning holodeck episode ever!

Best of Seoulman (R)
Roman Polanski, the early years

Best of prince of leaves
Timmy watched in uncomprehending horror as little Jenny was shot skyward through the stage roof, the stagehand having inadvertently connected the blower under the floor to a 220-volt main.

Best of lawhawk
The Seven Month Itch.

Best of Jack Reacher
Don't look now, but baby Joe DiMaggio is right over there, and he looks PISSED.

Best of Dactyl
Circa 1980: Army of Mom: "Oh, my outfit!" Dub: "Thicker than a pencil. Moving on."

Best of Army of Mom
Brandon, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Best of Army of Dad
He pulled her finger.

28 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Serendipity n. 1. faculty of making fortunate discoveries by accident.
EX: Sally's pratical solution to urinary incontinence inadvertently planted an idea in the head of Frankie future restroom hot air hand drier king Malone... not that he'd give her any credit.

prince of leaves said...

Forty years later, Senator Timmy would find himself on "60 Minutes", offering awkward explanations of his diaper fetish.

Seoulman (R) said...

Who's your Daddy now?

Seoulman (R) said...

After intense psycho-therapy, Bill Clinton recalled his earliest memory

Seoulman (R) said...

She's wearing white - RAAACISSSST!

prince of leaves said...

After publicly dissing his mother as a "right wing gun-toting trailer trash Christianist", aspiring actor Trig Palin begins landing plum roles in Hollywood, ultimately becoming the next George Clooney.

[subtext? what subtext?]

Seoulman (R) said...

It was being forced to dress this way Murtha claimed that led to ramapant bitterness and racism found in his district.

Seoulman (R) said...

Roman Polanski, the early years

prince of leaves said...

Timmy watched in uncomprehending horror as little Jenny was shot skyward through the stage roof, the stagehand having inadvertently connected the blower under the floor to a 220-volt main.

DoubleU said...

Here's looking at you... kid.

lawhawk said...

The Seven Month Itch.

Jack Reacher said...

Don't look now, but baby Joe DiMaggio is right over there, and he looks PISSED.

Dactyl said...

[Disclaimer: I have no idea how old any of the regulars here are, ok?]

Circa 1980: Army of Mom: "Oh, my outfit!" Dub: "Thicker than a pencil. Moving on."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawt balloon over manchild - "Honey, you'd better get used to having hot air blown up your skirt, what with horny dates, lying politicians, fraudulent commercials. No wonder the modern woman wears slacks so damned often!"

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Yet another case of a mom dressing her daughter as a prostitot.

Army of Mom said...

This is why you don't let your daughters play with Bratz dolls.

Army of Mom said...

Toddlers Gone Wild: Ultimate Night in the Big Applesauce

Army of Mom said...

Saturday 'babe'

Army of Mom said...

We're going to need a bigger diaper.

Army of Mom said...

Does this diaper make my ass look big?

Army of Mom said...

Why do you keep calling me Ole Blue Eyes? We're babies. We ALL have blue eyes.

Army of Mom said...

When I bite into a York Peppermint Pattie, I get the cool sensation of air blowing up my skirt.

Army of Mom said...

Girl: Let's synchronize our watches.
Boy: We don't have any watches.
Girl: That's okay, I don't know what synchronize means anyway.

Army of Mom said...

Brandon, have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Army of Dad said...

He pulled her finger.

Army of Dad said...

Where will you be when you baby laxative kicks in?

dadoctah said...

The exact moment Lindsay Lohan turned gay.