Friday, October 17, 2008

Guest Captioner Gabriel Van Helsing

An Obamunist spots a McCain supporter.


Best of prince of leaves
"O!"

[so, do I get a cookie for making the *shortest* CapThis! caption ever?]

Best of Seoulman (R)
MSM anchorman just spotted Joe the Plumber

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"Ohhh... NOOOO!... Finger... must... touch... boobies... on... that... waitress!"

Best of mklasing
Well that proves it, the reaction to seeing Helen Thomas for the first time is universal.

Best of lawhawk
You really have to stop with those negative waves. Now.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oversized awning! Oversized awning!" Mayor Bloomberg's Ordinance Enforcement team springs into action.

Best of GregMan
"You are a sick intercourse!"

Best of jj
If someone doesn't hurry up and pull my finger I'm gonna explode!

Best of Dactyl
White socks with brown shoes! WHITE SOCKS WITH BROWN SHOES!!!

Best of prince of leaves
Andrew Sullivan dreams of meeting an adoring fan.

33 comments:

prince of leaves said...

"O!"

[so, do I get a cookie for making the *shortest* CapThis! caption ever?]

prince of leaves said...

Where will YOU be when your "OHMIGOD I VOTED FOR A RADICAL COMMUNIST!!!" kicks in?

Seoulman (R) said...

MSM anchorman just spotted Joe the Plumber

Seoulman (R) said...

I'll tax you my pretty, and your little dog too.

Seoulman (R) said...

You wore white! RAAACIIIIISSSST!

Seoulman (R) said...

Acorn Spokesman: "You only voted once! I curse thee! A pox on you and your firstborn, that I will leave in a linen closet to die!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Ohhh... NOOOO!... Finger... must... touch... boobies... on... that... waitress!"

or

Halloween vampire hunter prank-
"Pull my finger!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"That's a handicapped parking spot... and I'm telling on you!"

-OR-

"V the K wants YOU!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"SOLD! to the vampire in the front row with the overbite."

mklasing said...

Well that proves it, the reaction to seeing Helen Thomas for the first time is universal.

Anonymous said...

Everyone, quick, someone who earned something by there own work: GET IT!!!!

This message brought to you by the Obama campaign.

lawhawk said...

You really have to stop with those negative waves. Now.

lawhawk said...

Now I'm waiting for TPS reports from some of you... Listen, I'm not joking. This is my job!

Jack Reacher said...

(Continuing on lawhawk's theme) "Woof woof!"

lawhawk said...

Those who are about to die, we salute you!

Jack Reacher said...

"Oversized awning! Oversized awning!" Mayor Bloomberg's Ordinance Enforcement team springs into action.

Jack Reacher said...

Are...those...Bugle Boy...Jeans?

sonicfrog said...

Well, this brings back memories of the time I was in a gay bar and mentioned that I voted for Bush...

sonicfrog said...

♫ You, light up my life...♫

GregMan said...

"My laxative just kicked in!"

GregMan said...

"Braaains! I voted for the inexperienced, far-left socialist, terrorist-loving candidate! I don't have any braaains!"

GregMan said...

"You are a sick intercourse!"

sonicfrog said...

PFFT.... Don't look at me,He did it!!!

GregMan said...

Another Hollywood leftist idiot reacts to the news that David Zucker is now a Conservative.

jj said...

If someone doesn't hurry up and pull my finger I'm gonna explode!

molson said...

Moonbat want MoonPies! Give Moonbat MoonPies now!

Whacko said...

"Her! The one with the Miller Lite. Have her bathed and shaved and brought to me after dinner."

Dactyl said...

White socks with brown shoes! WHITE SOCKS WITH BROWN SHOES!!!

prince of leaves said...

Andrew Sullivan dreams of meeting an adoring fan.

Submariner said...

"Straight Guy" seeing for the first time what the "Queer Eye" picked out for him to wear tonight...

Submariner said...

Johnny Weir discovers that Army of Mom beat him to the "f' me pumps," fishnet stockings and gold lame' outfit.

Submariner said...

Frequent response from adult alterboys upon meeting their childhood priest...

Submariner said...

In Hollywood; 'tis usually wise to keep your curtains drawn if you watch Fox News...