Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Gesundheit!


1. Why you must never ask "But what has he accomplished?" to an Obamunist.

2. Nothing to see here. Just an Afro-Centric puberty ritual in the South Chicago schools brought to you by a grant from the Annenberg Challenge. Kill Whitey!

3. BUKKAKE. UR DOIN IT WRONG!

4. "Dude, say it, don't spray it."

5. "Sam Kinison was right. We need to stop living in sand and move to where the food is."

Best of Whacko
There just seems to be no end to the abuse and debasement Obama's estranged half-brother has to endure.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Guess what I am?
I don't know
A zit!

Best of Army of Dad
The left once again attacks conservative blacks.
In the next picture you can see them throwing oreos at them.

Best of Dub
With his uncanny ability to suck things off of people from 10 inches away, Ooombuku was to be very popular at this years Folsom fair.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Can't wait to see how the Washington Post spins Obamalama's White House Easter Egg Hunt 2009.

Best of Jay Guevara
The dispute over whether to make their next agitation campaign for "affordable malt liquor" or "affordable fried chicken" bitterly divided ACORN.

Best of mpur
Mumbatu was thrilled that his new joke was hysterical, but he made a mental note to stand back next time he delivered the punchline.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Are you doing that...because I'm black?"

Best of prince of leaves
Man, and I thought the *Palestinian* police had some strange indoctrination rituals.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The concept of "latte" does not translate well into all societies.

Best of Dactyl
I said chamomile! CHAMOMILE!!! This is earl grey!

30 comments:

Whacko said...

There just seems to be no end to the abuse and debasement Obama's estranged half-brother has to endure.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Within minutes of calling the first Obamalama Cabinet Meeting to order, an internecine argument broke out. Fortunately, a power failure caused the warring tribes to drop their spears and burning tires and start looting everything that wasn't nailed down.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Carefully following diagrams in the Conservative Zealot's Guide to Sex Education (now approved in 23 Kansas counties), a Kansas City public school nurse demonstrates how AIDS, genital herpes, bird flu, head lice and crazy thoughts about evolution can spread even through casual verbal intercourse.

Seoulman (R) said...

Obama's Kenyan cousin just found a Black Republican hiding within the village

Seoulman (R) said...

During drought season everyone had to make bathing sacrifices.

Seoulman (R) said...

Guess what I am?
I don't know
A zit!

Seoulman (R) said...

Not knowing the language the Peace Corp volunteer had to use body language to express his feelings regarding dinner

Army of Dad said...

Bless you.

Army of Dad said...

The metaphore coucil once again brings you 'An Obama Presidency'.

Army of Dad said...

It takes a village to infect a child.

Army of Dad said...

The left once again attacks conservative blacks.

In the next picture you can see them throwing oreos at them.

Army of Dad said...

You are now ready to work the police barricades at McCain's inauguration.

Army of Dad said...

Chef and the Super Adventure Club visit a new tribe in Africa.

Dub said...

With his uncanny ability to suck things off of people from 10 inches away, Ooombuku was to be very popular at this years Folsom fair.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Germ Warfare
You're doing it wrong!

-OR-

Hearing-Impaired Poster Child:
When Snoop Hatfield was challenged to a duel, he thought Tyrone McCoy said, "Drool" so he expectorated, much to the embarrassment of his family.
"A slime is a terrible thing to waste"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Can't wait to see how the Washington Post spins Obamalama's White House Easter Egg Hunt 2009.

Jay Guevara said...

The dispute over whether to make their next agitation campaign for "affordable malt liquor" or "affordable fried chicken" bitterly divided ACORN.

mpur said...

Mumbatu was thrilled that his new joke was hysterical, but he made a mental note to stand back next time he delivered the punchline.

Army of Dad said...

Who said that african armies lacked spit and polish?

Jay Guevara said...

Liberal onlooker: "Of course all cultures are equally valid. This is just how members of the Loogi tribe greet one another. We have so much to learn from them."

Jay Guevara said...

"Less filling!"

"Tastes great!"

"LESS FILLING!" Haraack-Ptui!

mega said...

The Countrywide loan officer observed the cocaine-sharing ritual, first-hand. "I'll give them a 650,000 mortgage, no money down."

steve o said...

Someone might be calling in sick tomorrow.

Jay Guevara said...

"Are you doing that...because I'm black?"

flyovercountry said...

Man on right thought bubble:

Losing these tribal chief debates is a real pain in the @ss.

prince of leaves said...

Man, and I thought the *Palestinian* police had some strange indoctrination rituals.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

The concept of "latte" does not translate well into all societies.

Dactyl said...

I said chamomile! CHAMOMILE!!! This is earl grey!

sonicfrog said...

Deep in the Amazon, an anthropologist has discovered a tripe of aborigines that worship Roberto Alomar.

sonicfrog said...

Boring, I've already seen this porno...

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