1. Why you must never ask "But what has he accomplished?" to an Obamunist.
2. Nothing to see here. Just an Afro-Centric puberty ritual in the South Chicago schools brought to you by a grant from the Annenberg Challenge. Kill Whitey!
3. BUKKAKE. UR DOIN IT WRONG!
4. "Dude, say it, don't spray it."
5. "Sam Kinison was right. We need to stop living in sand and move to where the food is."
Best of Whacko
There just seems to be no end to the abuse and debasement Obama's estranged half-brother has to endure.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Guess what I am?
I don't know
A zit!
Best of Army of Dad
The left once again attacks conservative blacks.
In the next picture you can see them throwing oreos at them.
Best of Dub
With his uncanny ability to suck things off of people from 10 inches away, Ooombuku was to be very popular at this years Folsom fair.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Can't wait to see how the Washington Post spins Obamalama's White House Easter Egg Hunt 2009.
Best of Jay Guevara
The dispute over whether to make their next agitation campaign for "affordable malt liquor" or "affordable fried chicken" bitterly divided ACORN.
Best of mpur
Mumbatu was thrilled that his new joke was hysterical, but he made a mental note to stand back next time he delivered the punchline.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Are you doing that...because I'm black?"
Best of prince of leaves
Man, and I thought the *Palestinian* police had some strange indoctrination rituals.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
The concept of "latte" does not translate well into all societies.
Best of Dactyl
I said chamomile! CHAMOMILE!!! This is earl grey!
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There just seems to be no end to the abuse and debasement Obama's estranged half-brother has to endure.
Within minutes of calling the first Obamalama Cabinet Meeting to order, an internecine argument broke out. Fortunately, a power failure caused the warring tribes to drop their spears and burning tires and start looting everything that wasn't nailed down.
Carefully following diagrams in the Conservative Zealot's Guide to Sex Education (now approved in 23 Kansas counties), a Kansas City public school nurse demonstrates how AIDS, genital herpes, bird flu, head lice and crazy thoughts about evolution can spread even through casual verbal intercourse.
Obama's Kenyan cousin just found a Black Republican hiding within the village
During drought season everyone had to make bathing sacrifices.
Guess what I am?
I don't know
A zit!
Not knowing the language the Peace Corp volunteer had to use body language to express his feelings regarding dinner
Bless you.
The metaphore coucil once again brings you 'An Obama Presidency'.
It takes a village to infect a child.
The left once again attacks conservative blacks.
In the next picture you can see them throwing oreos at them.
You are now ready to work the police barricades at McCain's inauguration.
Chef and the Super Adventure Club visit a new tribe in Africa.
With his uncanny ability to suck things off of people from 10 inches away, Ooombuku was to be very popular at this years Folsom fair.
Germ Warfare
You're doing it wrong!
-OR-
Hearing-Impaired Poster Child:
When Snoop Hatfield was challenged to a duel, he thought Tyrone McCoy said, "Drool" so he expectorated, much to the embarrassment of his family.
"A slime is a terrible thing to waste"
Can't wait to see how the Washington Post spins Obamalama's White House Easter Egg Hunt 2009.
The dispute over whether to make their next agitation campaign for "affordable malt liquor" or "affordable fried chicken" bitterly divided ACORN.
Mumbatu was thrilled that his new joke was hysterical, but he made a mental note to stand back next time he delivered the punchline.
Who said that african armies lacked spit and polish?
Liberal onlooker: "Of course all cultures are equally valid. This is just how members of the Loogi tribe greet one another. We have so much to learn from them."
"Less filling!"
"Tastes great!"
"LESS FILLING!" Haraack-Ptui!
The Countrywide loan officer observed the cocaine-sharing ritual, first-hand. "I'll give them a 650,000 mortgage, no money down."
Someone might be calling in sick tomorrow.
"Are you doing that...because I'm black?"
Man on right thought bubble:
Losing these tribal chief debates is a real pain in the @ss.
Man, and I thought the *Palestinian* police had some strange indoctrination rituals.
The concept of "latte" does not translate well into all societies.
I said chamomile! CHAMOMILE!!! This is earl grey!
Deep in the Amazon, an anthropologist has discovered a tripe of aborigines that worship Roberto Alomar.
Boring, I've already seen this porno...
ver word: zzwfqpbq
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