Saturday, October 11, 2008
The First Step Down That Long Road That Ends On a Mexican Forklift
1. One day, little Mikey Moore would have revenge on the capitalist pig running dog Good Humor man. One day.
2. "Thanks, son. Y'all just cured my pedophilia."
3. "Rosie? That's an unusual name for a little boy."
4. "Would this kid even fit in my crawlspace?" the Good Humor Man wondered.
5. ORA: "So, Josh, still astroturfing Discarded Lies?"
Best of Jack Reacher
Good Humor man thought bubble: "That reminds me; there's a special on Discovery tonight about piranhas, and how they pick the bones clean."
Best of molson
Hey Good Humor Man... Do these tighty whities make me look fat? Wait. Before you answer get me another chocolate eclair.
Best of divine miss m
If it's okay for a bartender to cut off an obviously intoxicated drinker, shouldn't it be okay for an ice cream man to cut off an obviously fat kid?
Best of Army of Dad
A typical fat kid bitterly clings to his popsicle stick.
Best of attmay
Hey kid, auditions for the Michelin commercial are a couple blocks down the road.
Best of Seoulman (R)
The cousin Ben and Jerry don't talk about.