Tuesday, October 14, 2008
1. "Lemmiwinks, I don't think we're at the Folsom Street Fair any more."
2. None of the Tokyo Police were interested in hearing how Trig Palin was not really Sarah's baby, and Andrew Sullivan was hauled away to jail, where he he had a jolly good time indeed!
3. The exact moment the 'Verizon Network' ads jumped the shark.
4. "I happen to be on my way to teach kindergarten sex ed. Now, stand aside, or I shall report you to the Obama Education Kommissarr."
5. "What's wrong with you right-wing Theocrats. The human wang is a beautiful thing!"
Best of Seoulman (R)
"Walking around naked in public, odd, we Japanese don't have a word for that fetish. I thought we had a word for all of them.
Best of Seoulman (R)
"You know officer, the funniest thing happened...What? Where do the goat, latex gloves and Tina Yothers come in? That's not important... Anyway
Best of The Man
With the death of John Connor, the Terminators just really let themselves go.
Best of flyovercountry
While Chinatown is very popular in San Francisco, San Franciscotown is not very popular in Beijing.
Best of Army of Dad
Oh big American boyfriend.
Best of jj
Nancy Pelosi, during the SanFran GayPride Parade, gets drunk, loses her wig, and meets constituents.
Best of Dub
After their unfortunate run in with Peter North last month, the Tokyo police have wisely decided to use shields in these kinds of events now.
Best of mpur
The Japanese have the strangest porn.
Best of prince of leaves
What are the odds, I have that same flabby ass!
Best of GregMan
Another one of the Obamessiah's extramarital affairs gets sent abroad to keep silent.
Best of steve o
Is there a problem, officer?
Best of mega
The details of Commodore Perry's 19th century mission have never been known. Suffice to say, he used a variety of techniques to humiliate, enrage, and ultimately cause the submission of his Japanese hosts. One one journal entry of Perry's relates: "Met with Lord Tokugawa today. Came to Nagasaki naked. Alowed my giant caucasian penis to swing violently from side to side. Looked hungrily upon their women while this was transpiring, it causing some swelling in my man-meat, which caused them fear and trepidation. The bulging, swinging organ frieghtened them and establihed that I was the new shogun in town. This succeeded at getting Tokyo Bay open to commerce at last."