Monday, October 20, 2008

Colin Powell Gets Funky!

The Man (Ironically Enough)


1. "I'm Hussein Obama's Bitch, Yo!"

2. "And you promise if I endorse you, no one will ever see these pictures?" Another gullible simp is take in by The One.

3. "I've not only sold out, I've souled out."

4. "Sky-y-y-y-y-y Rockets in Flight/Afternoon delight..."

5. "Pork brains in Milk Gravy! Woooo-hoooo!"

Best of Seoulman (R)
I am Colin P and I'm here to say
I support Obama in a major way
Skin's all that matters
Take it from me
Don't care much about the economy
Got a stupid rap
So listen well
Goin' to take America
Straight to hell.

Best of Jay Guevara
"I'm da Secretary of Soul!"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Da roof, da roof, da roof is where inflation and short-term interest rates are heading! Uh, yo!"

Best of Army of Dad
Colon shows off his 'O' face.

Best of molson
Ooops. I just crapped myself.

Best of prince of leaves
"Whoa! Suddenly I think I'm feelin' a little of what that cow in the next picture is feelin'!"

Best of metalgarth
Recording seesion #5456 for Hooked on Ebonics

Best of Army of Mom
She hit the flo, next thing you know, Shawty got low low low low low low low low.

Uh, Colin, please stop. Now.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Don't nevermind whose coattails dey is, I's got my reasons for backing de O-bro. It's so's I can gets me some o'dem fat, ditzy, over-enamoured white broad groupies

Rodney Dill said...

I'd rather stick my hand up a cows butt than listen to Colin Powell.

Seoulman (R) said...

I'm John McCain and I approve this moonbat

Seoulman (R) said...

Seee, I am too black enough

Seoulman (R) said...

How to gain and loose credibility in one split second

Seoulman (R) said...

I say what what in my butt, I say what what in my butt

Seoulman (R) said...

I am Colin P and I'm here to say
I support Obama in a major way
Skin's all that matters
Take it from me
Don't care much about the economy
Got a stupid wrap
So listen well
Goin' to take America
Straight to hell.

Jay Guevara said...

"Can I get an 'Amen!'?"

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "See a voter, to get that votey, leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em. Cold got to be. You know. Sheeeit!"

Jay Guevara said...

"I'm da Secretary of Soul!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Da roof, da roof, da roof is where inflation and short-term interest rates are heading! Uh, yo!"

Jack Reacher said...

"...and those of you in Chicago, remember: Vote twice for The One."

Jack Reacher said...

"...and let's see what Jay has on his table for you, unless you want to go with Door Number Three."

Army of Dad said...

Colon shows off his 'O' face.

Chrees said...

ORA: "Didn't I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, good things are bound to happen."

Army of Dad said...

Do the booger dance.

Submariner said...

Yo, yo, wazzzzzzzzzup?
Just workin' my street cred for a '12 run, out.

mpur said...

Powell returns to the dark side.

What? Was that racist?

molson said...

Ooops. I just crapped myself.

Dub said...

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb just met Twhat The Fuck??

Dub said...

.....told ya the wrong side won 143 years ago.

flyovercountry said...

From four star general, and the chair of the Joint Chief's of Staff, to gangster rap, General Powell shows that he is indeed, irrelevant.

Army of Dad said...

Colon leads a "I'm no Oreo" chant.

Army of Dad said...

The useful fool doesn't realize they still hate him.

prince of leaves said...

"Whoa! Suddenly I think I'm feelin' a little of what that cow in the next picture is feelin'!"

prince of leaves said...

Meanwhile, over in Political Bizarro World, Democrat defector Colin Powell is gunned down by the cult-like devotees of the Obamessiah after announcing his support for McCain.

Jay Guevara said...

"I like black butts and I cannot lie!"

Army of Mom said...

I love to singa
About the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a
I love to singa
About the sky all blue-a or a tea for two-a

Army of Mom said...

Next on Broadway, Colin Powell as Pinocchio:

I've got no strings
So I have fun
I'm not tied up to anyone
They've got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me

Army of Mom said...

That reminds me, I need to have a colo-rectal exam.

Army of Mom said...

PEACE SIGN: UR DOIN IT WRONG

Army of Mom said...

SHOOTING THE FINGER: UR DOIN IT WRONG

Army of Mom said...

MR. BOJANGLES: UR DOIN IT WRONG

Army of Mom said...

Looking like a tool: UR DOIN IT RIGHT!

Rodney Dill said...


It's fun to stay at the Y B C A!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Please clarify something for me since I can't understand what jive crap they yell when they hold their fingers out like that- are they imitating Herve Villechaize yelling "ze plane boss, ze plane", or are they bragging about their IQ, or can't they count any higher?

metalgarth said...

Recording seesion #5456 for Hooked on Ebonics

Submariner said...

Tonight on Seoul Train...

Army of Mom said...

Shhh. *whisper* Here we have evidence that someone has, indeed, danced with the devil in the pale moonlight. And, they're still doing it!

Army of Mom said...

She hit the flo, next thing you know, Shawty got low low low low low low low low.

Uh, Colin, please stop. Now.

Army of Mom said...

SOULJA BOY: UR DOIN IT WRONG

Just in case you don't know what it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpocrqvP2Yg

Seoulman (R) said...
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Seoulman (R) said...

You put your left foot in
You put your left foot out
You put your left self in
And you shake it all about
You do the honkey-pokey
And turn your views around
That's what Uncle Col is all about.