Friday, October 31, 2008

Children of the Corn

Americana

1. Pennywise? Swamp Thing? Gary Glitter?

2. "So, do you score a lot of candy, Crazy Overgrown Chia-head?"

3. "So, did somebody wish me here? Am I an offering to he-wh0-walks-behind-the-rows? Or do we all float down here? Which is it?"

4. "Nice try, but to be honest, neither of you guys is as scary a filibuster-proof Democratic senate majority."

5. "Hey, Little Girl. Wanna know how I got these scars?"

Best of attmay
Letting Clive Barker direct the latest Wizard of Oz remake probably wasn't such a great idea.

Best of prince of leaves
The Corn Maze owners would later pass the blame on to her parents, claiming they had no reason to suspect the little girl had a weak heart as a complication of her palsy and scoliosis.

Best of The Man
Due to the Ethanol boom, the Children of the Corn were able to upgrade their outfits.

Best of Dactyl
Willow Palin, demon hunter.

Best of Mr. Right
Liberal talk show host Bernie Ward's latest web search went for naught, all due to an unfortunate typo: "child corn".

WV: tweense (I WISH I was kidding!)
These things are getting uncannily weird...

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Stephen King teams up with Roman Polanski in Children Molestors of the Corn.

17 comments:

attmay said...

Letting Clive Barker direct the latest Wizard of Oz remake probably wasn't such a great idea.

duke of red said...

Eh, she's ok. Good tan, legs are getting there. No boobages, though.

What? She's only 12?

So?

Jack Reacher said...

In year 11 of the Obama presidency, the Mexican border extends to the Iowa cornfields. On the plus side, colorful Day of the Dead celebrations entertain the kids.

Jack Reacher said...

With his most recent momvie, it's become apparent that M. Night Shyamalan has been coasting on his reputation for a while.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Framingham city fathers thought a Politically Correct Halloween maze by Teach Kids Life Lessons LLC was a great idea... til kids started disappearing in the "Never help sweet-talking clowns find their lost furry puppies" maze, and turning up a little worse for wear in Hong Kong.

prince of leaves said...

The Corn Maze owners would later pass the blame on to her parents, claiming they had no reason to suspect the little girl had a weak heart as a complication of her palsy and scoliosis.

The Man said...

Due to the Ethanol boom, the Children of the Corn were able to upgrade their outfits.

Seoulman (R) said...

It's a good think the face on the hanging man is white the Obamatron thought to herself

molson said...

ACORN volunteers about to register another voter.

Army of Dad said...

Girly scared by a ghillie.

sonicfrog said...

How Lindsey Lohan became Lidnsey Lohan.

triggermortis.blogspot.com said...

Hillary realized that abandoning a razor was a very feminist thing to do. Plus, the extra income wasn't too bad either.


*hehe, my word verification word was "facure"

Dactyl said...

Willow Palin, demon hunter.

Mr. Right said...

Liberal talk show host Bernie Ward's latest web search went for naught, all due to an unfortunate typo: "child corn".



WV: tweense (I WISH I was kidding!)
These things are getting uncannily weird...

Son Of The Godfather said...

Stephen King teams up with Roman Polanski in Children Molestors of the Corn.

Army of Dad said...

It's just her dad practing for the dating years.

He needs to work on his ghillie suit though, should have worked some cornstalks into it.

Dactyl said...

Budget cuts have really taken their toll on the Dodgetown Community Players' production of Call of Cthulhu.