Best of Dub
Dub: "Deodorant. A washing machine. A paycheck with a comma in it. Common sense. A high school diploma..."
Dub's $10,000 Pyramid partner: "Things these people have never seen."
Host: "CORRECT!!"
Best of metalgarth
We met on oHarmony.com
Best of flyovercountry
Acorn helped us vote for Obama 3 times each. Let's see, that's, like, 11 votes for Obama.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Congratulations to the winners of this year's "You won't belive how many times I registered" contest sponsored by ACORN
Best of mpur
Sometimes, the Obama warning labels aren't really necessary.
Best of molson
So's I voted at least five times so when's I gonna get my meth?
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I love the smell of patchouli in the morning.
Is it Thursday already??
Dub: "Deodorant. A washing machine. A paycheck with a comma in it. Common sense. A high school diploma..."
Dub's gameshow partner: "Things these people have never seen."
Host: "CORRECT!!"
(this is a lot of typing just for a $100,000 pyramid reference)
With his nose, her butt and their combined IQ (roughly equal to a fencepost), they're confident any offspring gots da chance of being president of a 3rd world country someday, too!
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Eyes."
"Eyes who?"
"Eyes goan be yo next prezdent."
"Oh, Che, you unrepentant racist.. Ah well. So long as you vote for him.."
We met on oHarmony.com
Off-camera guy to photographer: "Psst. Not too close. Those things can jump, ya know."
Sorry kids, but there just isnt enough hope and change to help you.
What, you couldn't have done us a solid by throwing us a hottie or two?
Adriana Lima? Anyone?
You give us these two? You are a sad strange little man.
I guess I know where my hard earned money will be going...
And here we have a rare photo of a young Oprah, before she learned that "dumb as a box of rocks" white boys were not for her.
Acorn helped us vote for Obama 3 times each. Let's see, that's 7 votes for Obama.
When do we get some of that redistributed wealth?
Paraphrasing the 1960s: She's not even interested in radical politics, she just goes to the communist rallies to pick up the cute guys.
This year vote Demonic
Congratulations to the winners of this year's "You won't belive how many times I registered" contest sponsored by ACORN
I'm Hope, he's Change, we'll be spray painting your house this Tuesday
It's hard to convice thrown up people to believe in a trickle down economy
Two people who despite their intentions will be too high to vote on Election Day.
Sometimes, the Obama warning labels aren't really necessary.
"Welcome to orientation day, Mr. and Mrs. Billington. We are little Molly's kindergarten teachers. We know we're going to have a great year.
Where are you going?"
Just because they're Hoping someone will give them some loose Change, does not mean they are Obama supporters.
*sniff, sniff*
What's that smell? Ohhhhhh. Never mind.
ObGallagher: "I love it when I see two ugly people together. I figure it gets 'em both outta circulation!"
So's I voted at least five times so when's I gonna get my meth?
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