Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Busy today...

But I thought y'all might have some fun with these two stinky Obamunists...



Best of Dub
Dub: "Deodorant. A washing machine. A paycheck with a comma in it. Common sense. A high school diploma..."
Dub's $10,000 Pyramid partner: "Things these people have never seen."
Host: "CORRECT!!"

Best of metalgarth
We met on oHarmony.com

Best of flyovercountry
Acorn helped us vote for Obama 3 times each. Let's see, that's, like, 11 votes for Obama.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Congratulations to the winners of this year's "You won't belive how many times I registered" contest sponsored by ACORN

Best of mpur
Sometimes, the Obama warning labels aren't really necessary.

Best of molson
So's I voted at least five times so when's I gonna get my meth?

25 comments:

Dub said...

I love the smell of patchouli in the morning.

Dub said...

Is it Thursday already??

Dub said...

Dub: "Deodorant. A washing machine. A paycheck with a comma in it. Common sense. A high school diploma..."

Dub's gameshow partner: "Things these people have never seen."

Host: "CORRECT!!"



(this is a lot of typing just for a $100,000 pyramid reference)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With his nose, her butt and their combined IQ (roughly equal to a fencepost), they're confident any offspring gots da chance of being president of a 3rd world country someday, too!

duke of red said...

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Eyes."
"Eyes who?"

"Eyes goan be yo next prezdent."

"Oh, Che, you unrepentant racist.. Ah well. So long as you vote for him.."

metalgarth said...

We met on oHarmony.com

Jay Guevara said...

Off-camera guy to photographer: "Psst. Not too close. Those things can jump, ya know."

dub said...

Sorry kids, but there just isnt enough hope and change to help you.

lawhawk said...

What, you couldn't have done us a solid by throwing us a hottie or two?

Adriana Lima? Anyone?

You give us these two? You are a sad strange little man.

lawhawk said...

I guess I know where my hard earned money will be going...

flyovercountry said...

And here we have a rare photo of a young Oprah, before she learned that "dumb as a box of rocks" white boys were not for her.

flyovercountry said...

Acorn helped us vote for Obama 3 times each. Let's see, that's 7 votes for Obama.

flyovercountry said...

When do we get some of that redistributed wealth?

prince of leaves said...

Paraphrasing the 1960s: She's not even interested in radical politics, she just goes to the communist rallies to pick up the cute guys.

Seoulman (R) said...

This year vote Demonic

Seoulman (R) said...

Congratulations to the winners of this year's "You won't belive how many times I registered" contest sponsored by ACORN

Seoulman (R) said...

I'm Hope, he's Change, we'll be spray painting your house this Tuesday

Seoulman (R) said...

It's hard to convice thrown up people to believe in a trickle down economy

Seoulman (R) said...

Two people who despite their intentions will be too high to vote on Election Day.

mpur said...

Sometimes, the Obama warning labels aren't really necessary.

Silhouette said...

"Welcome to orientation day, Mr. and Mrs. Billington. We are little Molly's kindergarten teachers. We know we're going to have a great year.

Where are you going?"

dub said...

Just because they're Hoping someone will give them some loose Change, does not mean they are Obama supporters.

Army of Mom said...

*sniff, sniff*
What's that smell? Ohhhhhh. Never mind.

dadoctah said...

ObGallagher: "I love it when I see two ugly people together. I figure it gets 'em both outta circulation!"

molson said...

So's I voted at least five times so when's I gonna get my meth?