Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Blasphabulous




1. Gavin Newsom went the Obama route with his campaign ads, with mixed results.

2. Ang Lee remakes... oh, never mind. He's going to Hell.

3. Reasons there is homophobia: Exhibit A.

4. When John Edwards daydreams...

5. Finally, the ACLU finds a Christmas Pageant they can approve of...

Best of metalgarth
The differences between the bands Judas Priest and Jesuit Priest are the perfect example of Nigel Tufnel's "fine line between clever and stupid"


Best of Seoulman (R)
His first miracle was turning water into a wine cooler with just a twist of lemon.

Best of The Man
And on the third day he rose and asked his disciples "have thou ever stayed at the YMCA?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"Can we wrap this up? I'm supposed to be painting crooked geometric shapes downtown later."

Best of Dub
Gives a whole new twist to "thy rod and thy staff they comfort me".

Best of mpur
Dio album covers used to be cool.

Best of robert
The latest Human Rights Campaign ad in California opposing Proposition 8 inexplicably fails to sway the electorate.

Best of Army of Mom
Father, remember when you said that all you made was very good? Well, I'm thinking that you may have given yourself way too much credit. I give you exhibit A.

28 comments:

metalgarth said...

The differences between the bands Judas Priest and Jesuit Priest are the perfect example of Nigel Tufnel's "fine line between clever and stupid"

Dub said...

Jesus.....Christ......

Dub said...

Y? Hell if I know either JC.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A San Francisco gay biker bar's zany version of the JC-Superstar rock opera marked a comeback for surviving members of the Village People, and darned if it wasn't almost as popular as the wet T-shirt contests* across the highway at Mo's.
* shown here on Thursday

Seoulman (R) said...

Jesus: You will be beaten and tortured for following me.

Disciples: Count me in.
Me too.
And Me

Jesus: Y'all are sick, I'm out of here.

Seoulman (R) said...

Blessed are those who can look upon this picture and not gag.

Seoulman (R) said...

His first miracle was turning water into a wine cooler with just a twist of lemon.

Seoulman (R) said...

Come unto me all of you who are heavy leathered

Seoulman (R) said...

I can release you from the chains that bind you... Oh, you put them on yourself... never mind.

The Man said...

And on the third day he rose and asked his disciples "have thou ever stayed at the YMCA?"

Jack Reacher said...

And then Dawn's head...nodded in satisfaction.

Jack Reacher said...

"Can we wrap this up? I'm supposed to be painting crooked geometric shapes downtown later."

Jack Reacher said...

They traveled many miles to touch the hem of his garment, and proclaim "Oooh! Silky!"

Dub said...

Gives a whole new twist to "thy rod and thy staff they comfort me".

mpur said...

Dio album covers used to be cool.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What Audiences Can't Hear
[co-stars trying to make lead flub lines]
Praying Twink: "Dude's wrapped in Cottenelle! "
Greybeard: "Your colostomy bag's full, mate."
Pitsniffer: "Thank gawd, you're finally using deodorant!"
Tattoo: "That hernia feels ripe. Scream if this hurts.

robert said...

The latest Human Rights Campaign ad in California opposing Proposition 8 inexplicably fails to sway the electorate.

divine miss m said...

...Do not let your left hand know what your right hand is doing.

Book of Matthew

flyovercountry said...

Somebody's going to hell!

prince of leaves said...

What are the odds? I have that exact same Jesus look! Well, okay, I don't wear robes and I don't have a bunch of BDSM groupies. But other than that...

(Seriously, the resemblance is unnerving.)

Rodney Dill said...

Vegans for Obama promote their new Musical: "Jebus Rice -- Supercarb"

dadoctah said...

Take. Eat. This is my body.

Army of Mom said...

The next best thing to Obama, himself.

Army of Mom said...

oddly enough, I will NEVER have one of these outfits.

Army of Mom said...

Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do. *whispering to God* Let's hope they don't know what they're doing, because this is nasty.

Army of Mom said...

... Let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband. Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the wife unto the husband. The wife hath not the power of her own body, but the husband: and likewise also the husband hath not power of his own body, but the wife ... wait this sermon isn't going to work on this crowd.

Army of Mom said...

Father, remember when you said that all you made was very good? Well, I'm thinking that you may have given yourself way too much credit. I give you exhibit A.

Army of Mom said...

Jesus preaches at Sodom and Gommorah.