Thursday, October 30, 2008

Bat Girl



Less green Jewel Staite photos can be found HERE


Best of Jack Reacher
Sully's internet search for "queen clutching a rod" didn't produce satisfactory results for him.

Best of Chewman
WTF? They expect me to smile like I enjoy riding this tiny thing?

Best of jj
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur shows off the speaker's new limo.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"And if she loses the nude mud-wrestling match, she's a witch!"

Best of Son Of The Godfather
That sky-signal is going to confuse the f*ck outta Batman.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
An Orion slave girl who's into Halloween?...
Get out of my Trek-nerd skull, man!

Best of Army of Dad
She did have something 'twext her nethers that weren't run on batteries, but it was just a broom.

Best of attmay
The only way that awful movie version of "Bewitched" could have been worse: Jennifer Aniston.

47 comments:

Double the U said...

If there is bats, she must have a bat cave.

Jack Reacher said...

Is that a broomstick in your hand, or are you from San Francisco?

Jack Reacher said...

Sully's internet search for "queen clutching a rod" didn't produce satisfactory results for him.

Jack Reacher said...

AP: Just located, this photo of Joe the Plumber's high school girlfriend. AP--Because The One is too busy to dig up dirt on his own.

dub said...

*sigh*

All trick, no treat. Butter face and no boobages. To make it worse, it would seem that this picture was taken at Olan Mills.

mpur said...

I guessed the the Thursday theme!

"Totally inappropriate clothing for housework."

Chewman said...

WTF? They expect me to smile like I enjoy riding this tiny thing?

The Man said...

the NAACP quickly denounced the use of green-face as racist.

The Man said...

Welcome to the Halloween party Mr. and Ms. Kucinich

jeff said...

Ron can have Hermione... Harry wants this gal!

Captcha: depbat

jj said...

Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur shows off the speaker's new limo.

Son Of The Godfather said...

A green practitioner of the dark arts... and 99% of us would still hit it. It's amazing how much power women have.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I don't know where dub is coming from with the "butter face" thing, but I'd risk the cholesteral spike.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Every October 31st, Mr. Gingrich is forced to increase his security detail due to increased interest in "eye of newt".

Son Of The Godfather said...

"And if she loses the nude mud-wrestling match, she's a witch!"

Son Of The Godfather said...

ATDHE:

"Come... On this hallow'd eve, let us await the midnight arrival of The Dark One!..."

"Uhm, Obama's only half-black, sweety."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Posit:
The attraction of the feminine form trumps the unusual specter of seeing Yoda return from reaping the crops.

Son Of The Godfather said...

That sky-signal is going to confuse the f*ck outta Batman.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Death" loses a little of the scary aspect when it looks like you can kick his ass.

Son Of The Godfather said...

We Title This Picture:
Wizard of Oz Beer Goggles

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Finally a Thursday girl that satisfies carnal loinlust, from head to trim ankles. Thanks, V.

WV: "horam" What do you call Charlie Sheen's Middle Eastern entourage?

ahem, what am I, chopped liver?

Uh oh, hi sweetie... didn't you read my emergency text message? - "Warning- Thursday's captions might not be suitable for mixed company."

we'll discuss this later

dub said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
I don't know where dub is coming from with the "butter face" thing, but I'd risk the cholesteral spike.

Now that's funny right there, I dont care who you are!


But seriously, you could split firewood with her nose. And its just a weird picture overall...seriously...very Olan Mills, but not that sexy.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Quite possibly the only time I've thought dirty things about bedknobs and broomsticks.

Dub, you don't think that's a sexy pic?!? Gimmee your top three "10"s (not denying your opinion, just curious as to what type you do like.

jeff said...

Julie uses the "method acting school" when auditioning for a role in "Wicked."

Son Of The Godfather said...

An Orion slave girl who's into Halloween?...
Get out of my Trek-nerd skull, man!

Son Of The Godfather said...

So she likes to lure children into her candy house and bake them in the oven...
I could get over that.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I'd let her bob for my apple-bag.

Son Of The Godfather said...

In my best Peter Griffin voice:

"Technically, it's not bestiality if she changes into a wolf while you're doin' her."

Son Of The Godfather said...

Is it ironic that Dub doesn't care for this particular woman and I'd give $20 just to smell the broom?

Hey, I need an "EEEEEEEWWWWW!" one every now and then. heh

Army of Dad said...

Everything is shiny now.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"No Bobby, I said 'Go out back and bring me a switch', ya dearned fool!"

Army of Dad said...

She did have something 'twext her nethers that weren't run on batteries, but it was just a broom.

Army of Dad said...

Spare the rod spoil the witch.

Army of Dad said...

She is just waiting to be swept off her feet.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub, Worth1000 id'd her as Jewel Stait. (cutie on Stargate Atlantis) The green-tinted skin threw me. Cherubic face, fine features. Definitely a 9 on the CLM™ - carnal loinlust meter. (I hereby swear and assert on my bobbit, sweetie's a 10!!!!)

Son Of The Godfather said...

Great, now I'm gonna equate "spellbound" with fuzzy handcuffs and creative role-playing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Oh, so that'swhat they mean by "olive skinned".

Julie the Jarhead said...

What bannister-lovin' gals never leave home without.

Anonymous said...

Son of godfather, dub's reply will be delayed. The wizard of oz munchkin page is down for repairs.

dub said...

I went to her site and looked at other pics of her. Meh. She isnt unattractive...but she's not smoking hot either. Best picture of her is the one in her banner, in the black outfit. I'd give her an 8.

The picture above though is just horrible...no way around it. Olan Mills quality, green skin, not sexy at all.

attmay said...

WARNING: The Surgeon General would like to inform you that too much eye of newt can cause discoloration of the skin and extreme hotness.

attmay said...

The only way that awful movie version of "Bewitched" could have been worse: Jennifer Aniston.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub, will agree to disagree on what makes the best bedwarmer on a cold Halloween night. Those who look like they should be "on the clock" have never been my cuppa tea.
FWIW, that image was intentionally recolored for effect. Worth1000 is the photoshop equivalent to CaptionThis. PS-users show off their photo editing/manipulation skills... some are decidedly more talented than others.

dub said...

Carpe...never been to Worth1000, so thanks for the clarification on the picture.

Someone should photoshop some tits on her though.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub, whatever floats yer boat. I'm a proponent of the apothegm - "Anything more than a mouthful's a waste." (applies to derrières, too, though I wouldn't use that wording)

Never been much for the taste or feel of silicone in the morning, and they take longer to warm up than Tempur-Pedic® foam. OTOH, them's that start out naturally buxom (aka MMS - Massive Mammary Syndrome) in youth seem to end up like VtheK's witch cartoon long before I'd be done... ahem... admiring 'em.

No nevermind, I'm a leg man, anywho.

mega said...

To many, the Salem reenactment seemed to lack a certain gravitas.

Cybrludite said...

You know, I've never been jealous of green greasepaint before...