Less green Jewel Staite photos can be found HERE
Best of Jack Reacher
Sully's internet search for "queen clutching a rod" didn't produce satisfactory results for him.
Best of Chewman
WTF? They expect me to smile like I enjoy riding this tiny thing?
Best of jj
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur shows off the speaker's new limo.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"And if she loses the nude mud-wrestling match, she's a witch!"
Best of Son Of The Godfather
That sky-signal is going to confuse the f*ck outta Batman.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
An Orion slave girl who's into Halloween?...
Get out of my Trek-nerd skull, man!
Best of Army of Dad
She did have something 'twext her nethers that weren't run on batteries, but it was just a broom.
Best of attmay
The only way that awful movie version of "Bewitched" could have been worse: Jennifer Aniston.
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If there is bats, she must have a bat cave.
Is that a broomstick in your hand, or are you from San Francisco?
Sully's internet search for "queen clutching a rod" didn't produce satisfactory results for him.
AP: Just located, this photo of Joe the Plumber's high school girlfriend. AP--Because The One is too busy to dig up dirt on his own.
*sigh*
All trick, no treat. Butter face and no boobages. To make it worse, it would seem that this picture was taken at Olan Mills.
I guessed the the Thursday theme!
"Totally inappropriate clothing for housework."
WTF? They expect me to smile like I enjoy riding this tiny thing?
the NAACP quickly denounced the use of green-face as racist.
Welcome to the Halloween party Mr. and Ms. Kucinich
Ron can have Hermione... Harry wants this gal!
Captcha: depbat
Nancy Pelosi's chauffeur shows off the speaker's new limo.
A green practitioner of the dark arts... and 99% of us would still hit it. It's amazing how much power women have.
I don't know where dub is coming from with the "butter face" thing, but I'd risk the cholesteral spike.
Every October 31st, Mr. Gingrich is forced to increase his security detail due to increased interest in "eye of newt".
"And if she loses the nude mud-wrestling match, she's a witch!"
ATDHE:
"Come... On this hallow'd eve, let us await the midnight arrival of The Dark One!..."
"Uhm, Obama's only half-black, sweety."
Posit:
The attraction of the feminine form trumps the unusual specter of seeing Yoda return from reaping the crops.
That sky-signal is going to confuse the f*ck outta Batman.
"Death" loses a little of the scary aspect when it looks like you can kick his ass.
We Title This Picture:
Wizard of Oz Beer Goggles
Finally a Thursday girl that satisfies carnal loinlust, from head to trim ankles. Thanks, V.
WV: "horam" What do you call Charlie Sheen's Middle Eastern entourage?
ahem, what am I, chopped liver?
Uh oh, hi sweetie... didn't you read my emergency text message? - "Warning- Thursday's captions might not be suitable for mixed company."
we'll discuss this later
Son Of The Godfather said...
I don't know where dub is coming from with the "butter face" thing, but I'd risk the cholesteral spike.
Now that's funny right there, I dont care who you are!
But seriously, you could split firewood with her nose. And its just a weird picture overall...seriously...very Olan Mills, but not that sexy.
Quite possibly the only time I've thought dirty things about bedknobs and broomsticks.
Dub, you don't think that's a sexy pic?!? Gimmee your top three "10"s (not denying your opinion, just curious as to what type you do like.
Julie uses the "method acting school" when auditioning for a role in "Wicked."
An Orion slave girl who's into Halloween?...
Get out of my Trek-nerd skull, man!
So she likes to lure children into her candy house and bake them in the oven...
I could get over that.
I'd let her bob for my apple-bag.
In my best Peter Griffin voice:
"Technically, it's not bestiality if she changes into a wolf while you're doin' her."
Is it ironic that Dub doesn't care for this particular woman and I'd give $20 just to smell the broom?
Hey, I need an "EEEEEEEWWWWW!" one every now and then. heh
Everything is shiny now.
"No Bobby, I said 'Go out back and bring me a switch', ya dearned fool!"
She did have something 'twext her nethers that weren't run on batteries, but it was just a broom.
Spare the rod spoil the witch.
She is just waiting to be swept off her feet.
Dub, Worth1000 id'd her as Jewel Stait. (cutie on Stargate Atlantis) The green-tinted skin threw me. Cherubic face, fine features. Definitely a 9 on the CLM™ - carnal loinlust meter. (I hereby swear and assert on my bobbit, sweetie's a 10!!!!)
Great, now I'm gonna equate "spellbound" with fuzzy handcuffs and creative role-playing.
Oh, so that'swhat they mean by "olive skinned".
What bannister-lovin' gals never leave home without.
Son of godfather, dub's reply will be delayed. The wizard of oz munchkin page is down for repairs.
I went to her site and looked at other pics of her. Meh. She isnt unattractive...but she's not smoking hot either. Best picture of her is the one in her banner, in the black outfit. I'd give her an 8.
The picture above though is just horrible...no way around it. Olan Mills quality, green skin, not sexy at all.
WARNING: The Surgeon General would like to inform you that too much eye of newt can cause discoloration of the skin and extreme hotness.
The only way that awful movie version of "Bewitched" could have been worse: Jennifer Aniston.
Dub, will agree to disagree on what makes the best bedwarmer on a cold Halloween night. Those who look like they should be "on the clock" have never been my cuppa tea.
FWIW, that image was intentionally recolored for effect. Worth1000 is the photoshop equivalent to CaptionThis. PS-users show off their photo editing/manipulation skills... some are decidedly more talented than others.
Carpe...never been to Worth1000, so thanks for the clarification on the picture.
Someone should photoshop some tits on her though.
Dub, whatever floats yer boat. I'm a proponent of the apothegm - "Anything more than a mouthful's a waste." (applies to derrières, too, though I wouldn't use that wording)
Never been much for the taste or feel of silicone in the morning, and they take longer to warm up than Tempur-Pedic® foam. OTOH, them's that start out naturally buxom (aka MMS - Massive Mammary Syndrome) in youth seem to end up like VtheK's witch cartoon long before I'd be done... ahem... admiring 'em.
No nevermind, I'm a leg man, anywho.
To many, the Salem reenactment seemed to lack a certain gravitas.
You know, I've never been jealous of green greasepaint before...
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