Thursday, October 16, 2008

And what if she brought beer, really good beer?



Best of Seoulman (R)
The special comes with 3 beers, an appetizer and the STD of your choice.

Best of ochagirl
See, this is why PhotoShop needs to come with a state license, so in the case of abuse, IT CAN BE REVOKED FOR LIFE OR UNTIL THE USER CAN BE REHABILITATED.

Best of The Man
AIG executives did charter a flight to Costa Rica for a steak lunch at a strip club. To be fair to taxpayers, they did order Miller Light.

Best of mpur
Photoshop checklist:

Breasts enlarged? check
Uniform "natural" skin tone? check
Impossibly narrow waist? check
Two complete arms? DOH!

Best of prince of leaves
ORA: After the sudden death of his chief of staff, President Obama was relieved to find an able and motivated replacement in staffer Tory Foster.

35 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

What will ACORN promise next?

Seoulman (R) said...

Bill Clinton wondered how he could have missed this special black tie dinner

Seoulman (R) said...

The special comes with 3 beers, an appetizer and the STD of your choice.

ochagirl said...

See, this is why PhotoShop needs to come with a state license, so in the case of abuse, IT CAN BE REVOKED FOR LIFE OR UNTIL THE USER CAN BE REHABILITATED.

ochagirl said...

Beer-serving androids! They DO exist!

ochagirl said...

The waitress was mad. "You touched my breasts because you didn't think they're were real?" she asked.

"Um," OchaGirl said nervously, "I didn't think your entire body was real."

ochagirl said...

Sex bots! They DO live!

(imma sorry, i just can't get over the fact that there's some psychotic photoshopper out there on the lose)

The Man said...

With the poor economy, Clinton Foundation interns have started serving cheap beer.

The Man said...

AIG executives did charter a flight to Costa Rica for a steak lunch at a strip club. To be fair to taxpayers, they did order Miller Light.

Army of Mom said...

Without the airbrushing, she looks like Bea Arthur.

Army of Mom said...

Now I keep hearing and then there's Maude.

mpur said...

Photoshop checklist:

Breasts enlarged? check
Uniform "natural" skin tone? check
Impossibly narrow waist? check
Two complete arms? DOH!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Darlin' you can dress up however you like, but I ain't drinkin' that Lite Beer crap.

Army of Dad said...

Well if you were going to drink my drinks you could have done a body shot off of me!

Army of Dad said...

Oh I get it, this is one of those lift the flap books!

Army of Dad said...

Tequila, beer and tacos are made to go together.

Army of Dad said...
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Army of Dad said...

My kind of buttler.

Army of Dad said...

Tastes great, less filling.

Army of Dad said...

Beer Heaven.

Army of Dad said...

What formal dress should look like.

Dub said...

Dub gives her an 8 out of 10. Nice figure, but shitty beer and a bit long in the nose, coupled with a chin that you could split firewood with.

But in her defenese, at least she doesnt have the cheese-ass of our other Thursday "babe".

Dub said...

Dub was saddened to see that based on the beer, she apparently doesnt like to give head.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

ASSets are way too big, and that Leno chin could be dangerous when playing bedroom games in the dark. Whilst her skin is perfect... as apoplectic anti-photoshop ochagirl suggests, it's unrealistic for anyone not a manikin. Definitely a very appealing figment of one's imagination. No wonder women have body image issues.
Bad beer and flawless skin doesn't make up for the other Thursday girl's serving of spoiled cottage cheese and lard. (winner- longest caption ever?)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Feed the Fetish! Help bring back the super-hot librarian fetish babe - http://kurlander.blogspot.com/2008/10/learning-is-fun.html

Dub said...

I think that Carpe Phlogiston is part right, but that his concerns for humanity are a bit misdirected. Sure, women have issues in this society by outside forces telling them what is "pretty", or "sexy", and thus more and more women pursue eating disorders and plastic surgery (god bless 'em!). However there is a bigger issue that we must be concerned with here, and that is, if you look at Miss Chisel Chin Shitty Beer, or lord forbid Miss Hughjass, is this what we want to teach the young men of this world to crave?? Blasphemy!! V the K, you are destroying the youth of America this week by portraying not one, but TWO substandard women on a Thursday. More alarming, your track record over the past few weeks is suspect at best. I for one demand two new, and improved, women to visually tantalize us today so that we can caption them the way God intended....with drool, boners and lots of sexual inuendo. Holy shit, where's the Tylenol?




(eat your heart out Carpe Phlogiston...THIS is a long caption!)

racerboy said...

Oh waiter... there's a lap in my beer...

flyovercountry said...

No, you can't look under the flap pal, like I've never heard that before.

Jack Reacher said...

It's all right, Dear; the Photoshop user didn't crop out any important parts.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub, I bow to a master palaverer. Have you stopped taking your medication again?

Reacher, it's not the cropping so much as the inflation that makes me cringe. I'm thinking some of these photos have had more enhancement than silicone and subcutaneous injections of butt fat and baling wire alone could accomplish.

Photoshop's cool features are demonstrated quickly in a hilarious series. (There are now 15 clips at this URL that run automatically if you've got the time to spare. Enjoy) -
http://tinyurl.com/yousuckatphotoshop

prince of leaves said...

ORA: After the sudden death of his chief of staff, President Obama was relieved to find an able and motivated replacement in staffer Tory Foster.

metalgarth said...

ORA: You know what they say about a woman with one arm longer than the other?

(muffled response)

that's right Kenny, and she'll bring you a Miller Lite afterwards

Dactyl said...

I can pour this whole beer into my navel, watch!

Anonymous said...

Hey look, a walking herpi.....

Dactyl said...

Does the tie make me look overdressed?