Tuesday, October 21, 2008

And to think that I saw it on Folsom Street



1. Even after Rick was diagnosed with AIDS, Herpes, Chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis, and anal warts, Mike was still determined to make their relationship work.

2. "Bruce, I know you have a problem with couples that dress alike, but this is ridiculous."

3. Rick's fetish was cops. Mike's fetish was guys who dressed like John Kerry when he recreated his birth in that NASA lab. Only in San Francisco.

4. Find who's on Match-dot-com for free... and you'll probably decide to stay single.

5. "And as soon as the SWAT Team arrives, we can escort Courtney Love to her hearing..."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Officer Dave admitted that unlike most runaways, catching the Bubbleboy was easier than catching gays in a Minneapolis-St. Paul airport bathroom.

Best of metalgarth
Drunky Wunky adds more shame to the Teletubbie name by schmoozing with various members of Village People tribute bands

Best of GregMan
Officer Condom stops by the Hope And Change Elementary School for the first day of kindergarten sex-ed class.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
California touts the new full body breathalyzer as "incredibly accurate, though admittedly cumbersome for motorcycle cops to lug around

Best of Dwight
"Yakknow, Cliff... I'm getting the feeling that you aren't totally comfortable with coming out publically with our manlove."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Let's have Sully get behind you, then you grab me from behind... We'll call it the 'Andromeda Train'."

Best of Son Of The Godfather
The try-outs for The Village People aren't going well at all. Let's try to get the Indian back.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ever since their village was irradiated, mutant Smurfs have been spotted everywhere.

Best of prince of leaves
Officer Eddie Martinez's gay marriage to Vorlon Ambassador Resh Tarnavek caused a scandal on two worlds.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Love is in the air, and I am taking all precautions

36 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Officer Dave admitted that unlike most runaways, catching the Bubbleboy was easier than catching gays in a Minneapolis-St. Paul airport bathroom.

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know John Kerry was running for President again?

metalgarth said...

Drunk Wunky adds more shame to the Teletubbie name by schmoozing with various members of Village People tribute bands

GregMan said...

What are the odds? I have that hazmat suit!

GregMan said...

Officer Condom stops by the Hope And Change Elementary School for the first day of kindergarten sex-ed class.

GregMan said...

For those who don't care for Inflatable Rubber Cowboys, here's the Inflatable Rubber Hazmat Guy!

GregMan said...

"Is that en emergency oxygen hose or are you just happy to see me?"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Mmn mmn mmn mnf mnf."

"Damnit Kenny, you will respect my authoritay!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Known for zealously enforcing drunk driving laws, California touts the new full body breathalyzer as "incredibly accurate... admittedly cumbersome for motorcycle cops to lug around, yes... but incredibly accurate."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reuters LA: Hoo Flung Poo, famous Chinese Olympic Gold Medalist, visits Los Angeles. Translation difficulties made it unclear if he was protecting himself from LA smog, or on life support from breathing Beijing smog.

Dwight said...

"Yakknow, Cliff... I'm getting the feeling that you aren't totally comfortable with coming out publically with our manlove."

Army of Dad said...

CONDOM: UR DOING IT WRONG.

Army of Dad said...

Officer Wanye Lightshoe really loved the smell of his own farts.

Army of Dad said...

China's spacewalk was easily exposed as fake.

Silhouette said...

"Okay, buddy. I'll let you go with a warning. If you say that after yesterday, this is what you're wearing to dairy farm, I believe you."

Jay Guevara said...

Guy in hazmat suit: "OK, now you can go ahead and have the burrito for lunch."

Silhouette said...

"Naw, officer, there's no danger to you. Just smile for the camera and say 'Patient Zero', please."

molson said...

What to wear when you're getting ready to raid a bathhouse. Be sure to bring a sacrificial buddy along in case something goes way wrong.

flyovercountry said...

Immediately after Joe was placed on the car for searching, he realized that he probably should have ditched his bank robbery disguise before going out for lunch.

flyovercountry said...

Oops,wrong photo!

flyovercountry said...

Let's try again,

Officer Poncherello thought this was just a friendly tourist, until he got the bank robbery broadcast on his radio.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Holy crap, V... I literally blew snot out my nose watching your "Terrible Secret of Best Ofs" over there on the right!

That was some super-funny ca-ca, amigo. Well done.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Let's have Sully get behind you, then you grab me from behind... We'll call it the 'Andromeda Train'."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The try-outs for The Village People aren't going well at all. Let's try to get the Indian back.

Son Of The Godfather said...

I thought it was the pink Teletubbie with the unusual proclivities... Oh well.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Blue By-You

Son Of The Godfather said...

Ever since their village was irradiated, mutant Smurfs have been spotted everywhere.

prince of leaves said...

Officer Eddie Martinez's gay marriage to Vorlon Ambassador Resh Tarnavek caused a scandal on two worlds.

Seoulman (R) said...

Love is in the air, and I am taking all precautions

Seoulman (R) said...

Sadly, the newest replacements to the Village People weren't as awkwardly endearing as they were creepy

Seoulman (R) said...

With an Obama packed Supreme Court, you can pretty much marry anything you want to.

Seoulman (R) said...

Tonight on Burqa beat, the police have to solve their most distubing crime yet...Is one of their own an impostor?

Submariner said...

Son Of The Godfather said...
"Let's have Sully get behind you, then you grab me from behind... We'll call it the 'Andromeda Train'."


Excellent!

Submariner said...

"I'm the most happy that Commandant Lassard assigned us as partners..."
"No, I'M happiest that Commandand Lassard assigned us as partners..."

sonicfrog said...

Jimmy always did like the smell of his own farts.

sonicfrog said...

♫ Five foot two...
Dressed blue...
But Oh! what those five foot could do...

Has anybody seen my Gil?

Vacuum hose...
Up his nose...
Why he's like this no one knows...

Has anybody seen my Gil? ♫