1. Even after Rick was diagnosed with AIDS, Herpes, Chlamydia, gonorrhea, hepatitis, and anal warts, Mike was still determined to make their relationship work.
2. "Bruce, I know you have a problem with couples that dress alike, but this is ridiculous."
3. Rick's fetish was cops. Mike's fetish was guys who dressed like John Kerry when he recreated his birth in that NASA lab. Only in San Francisco.
4. Find who's on Match-dot-com for free... and you'll probably decide to stay single.
5. "And as soon as the SWAT Team arrives, we can escort Courtney Love to her hearing..."
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Officer Dave admitted that unlike most runaways, catching the Bubbleboy was easier than catching gays in a Minneapolis-St. Paul airport bathroom.
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Drunky Wunky adds more shame to the Teletubbie name by schmoozing with various members of Village People tribute bands
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Officer Condom stops by the Hope And Change Elementary School for the first day of kindergarten sex-ed class.
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California touts the new full body breathalyzer as "incredibly accurate, though admittedly cumbersome for motorcycle cops to lug around
Best of Dwight
"Yakknow, Cliff... I'm getting the feeling that you aren't totally comfortable with coming out publically with our manlove."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Let's have Sully get behind you, then you grab me from behind... We'll call it the 'Andromeda Train'."
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The try-outs for The Village People aren't going well at all. Let's try to get the Indian back.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
Ever since their village was irradiated, mutant Smurfs have been spotted everywhere.
Best of prince of leaves
Officer Eddie Martinez's gay marriage to Vorlon Ambassador Resh Tarnavek caused a scandal on two worlds.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Love is in the air, and I am taking all precautions
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Officer Dave admitted that unlike most runaways, catching the Bubbleboy was easier than catching gays in a Minneapolis-St. Paul airport bathroom.
I didn't know John Kerry was running for President again?
Drunk Wunky adds more shame to the Teletubbie name by schmoozing with various members of Village People tribute bands
What are the odds? I have that hazmat suit!
Officer Condom stops by the Hope And Change Elementary School for the first day of kindergarten sex-ed class.
For those who don't care for Inflatable Rubber Cowboys, here's the Inflatable Rubber Hazmat Guy!
"Is that en emergency oxygen hose or are you just happy to see me?"
"Mmn mmn mmn mnf mnf."
"Damnit Kenny, you will respect my authoritay!"
Known for zealously enforcing drunk driving laws, California touts the new full body breathalyzer as "incredibly accurate... admittedly cumbersome for motorcycle cops to lug around, yes... but incredibly accurate."
Reuters LA: Hoo Flung Poo, famous Chinese Olympic Gold Medalist, visits Los Angeles. Translation difficulties made it unclear if he was protecting himself from LA smog, or on life support from breathing Beijing smog.
"Yakknow, Cliff... I'm getting the feeling that you aren't totally comfortable with coming out publically with our manlove."
CONDOM: UR DOING IT WRONG.
Officer Wanye Lightshoe really loved the smell of his own farts.
China's spacewalk was easily exposed as fake.
"Okay, buddy. I'll let you go with a warning. If you say that after yesterday, this is what you're wearing to dairy farm, I believe you."
Guy in hazmat suit: "OK, now you can go ahead and have the burrito for lunch."
"Naw, officer, there's no danger to you. Just smile for the camera and say 'Patient Zero', please."
What to wear when you're getting ready to raid a bathhouse. Be sure to bring a sacrificial buddy along in case something goes way wrong.
Immediately after Joe was placed on the car for searching, he realized that he probably should have ditched his bank robbery disguise before going out for lunch.
Oops,wrong photo!
Let's try again,
Officer Poncherello thought this was just a friendly tourist, until he got the bank robbery broadcast on his radio.
Holy crap, V... I literally blew snot out my nose watching your "Terrible Secret of Best Ofs" over there on the right!
That was some super-funny ca-ca, amigo. Well done.
"Let's have Sully get behind you, then you grab me from behind... We'll call it the 'Andromeda Train'."
The try-outs for The Village People aren't going well at all. Let's try to get the Indian back.
I thought it was the pink Teletubbie with the unusual proclivities... Oh well.
Blue By-You
Ever since their village was irradiated, mutant Smurfs have been spotted everywhere.
Officer Eddie Martinez's gay marriage to Vorlon Ambassador Resh Tarnavek caused a scandal on two worlds.
Love is in the air, and I am taking all precautions
Sadly, the newest replacements to the Village People weren't as awkwardly endearing as they were creepy
With an Obama packed Supreme Court, you can pretty much marry anything you want to.
Tonight on Burqa beat, the police have to solve their most distubing crime yet...Is one of their own an impostor?
Son Of The Godfather said...
"Let's have Sully get behind you, then you grab me from behind... We'll call it the 'Andromeda Train'."
Excellent!
"I'm the most happy that Commandant Lassard assigned us as partners..."
"No, I'M happiest that Commandand Lassard assigned us as partners..."
Jimmy always did like the smell of his own farts.
♫ Five foot two...
Dressed blue...
But Oh! what those five foot could do...
Has anybody seen my Gil?
Vacuum hose...
Up his nose...
Why he's like this no one knows...
Has anybody seen my Gil? ♫
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