Saturday, October 25, 2008

And One and Two and One...


1. "Hey, they're playing 'Crazy for you.' I love this song! Hold me."

2. We've replaced both teams' anabolic steroids with high grade Ecstasy. Let's see if they notice.

3. 2010: The Frank-Pelosi-Edwards Violence in Sports Act replaces contact sports with gentle ballroom dancing.

4. "I always hoped I'd be in your strong, manly arms when Iran nuked the Eastern Seaboard."

5. The Awesome Power of the Axxe Effect is not to be taken lightly."

Best of prince of leaves
"Dude, get your gaydar recalibrated - I may be wearing teh gheyest purple uniform ever, but that doesn't mean I want to 'hit the showers' with you after the game..."

Best of Jack Reacher
"No, I said there's a flag on the field."

Best of Seoulman (R)
It was not exactly a foul, but was certainly offensive.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"I said `Step pause turn pause pivot step step' not `Step pause turn pause
pivot step pause'!"

Best of flyovercountry
Hey, the play is clear on the other side of the field, I told you not to touch me there again, unless of course we are in on a gang tackle.

16 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, how 'bout if I lead this time?"

mpur said...

Dammit, pay attention! The Dancing With the Stars audition is next week!

prince of leaves said...

"Dude, get your gaydar recalibrated - I may be wearing the gheyest purple uniform ever, but that doesn't mean I want to 'hit the showers' with you after the game..."

molson said...

I don't know why, but this purple uniform makes me want to hump your leg.

metalgarth said...

No, I'm not going with you to see High School Musical III so quit fucking asking!

vw: pulater

Steve O said...

42! 42! Brown eye left!
Hut Hut! HUUUUUUT!

Jack Reacher said...

"No, I said there's a flag on the field."

Seoulman (R) said...

In an interview:
Joe: It all began when I felt a tingle up my leg.

Pat: It wasn't a tingle, it was my cleat.

Seoulman (R) said...

Do the Huddle

Seoulman (R) said...

Due to earlier protests from viewers to the FCC leading to heavy fines, the half-time show lacked star-power, but did insure everyone had their clothes on.

Seoulman (R) said...

The Oppressive Dead White Men were scheduled to play the Purple Pansies in the San Francisco Terra Cotta Bowl, but the game had to be cancelled by what was not exactly a foul, but was certainly offensive.

Seoulman (R) said...

John Murtha attempted to win back the redneck / racist vote with disappointing results

Kaptain Krude said...

"I said `Step pause turn pause pivot step step' not `Step pause turn pause
pivot step pause'!"

flyovercountry said...

Hey, the play is clear on the other side of the field, I told you not to touch me there again, unless of course we are in on a gang tackle.

divine miss m said...

"Maybe later we can try out my 'Wagner for Lovers' CD."

dadoctah said...

"Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at 'hut-one'."