1. "Thank you, Mr. Rogers, I will try to remember to know when to hold them, and when to fold them."
2. "Santa, can I get an inflatable rubber cowboy? It's for the wife. She'd like to have hard sex for once. And fries. (Belch)."
3. "Listen, I have to go herd some sheep over Brokeback Mountain, and I was wondering..."
5. "My body is a wonderland? Jeez, Biden, don't you have any original pick-up lines?"
Wicked Best of attmay
"Yes, Tevye, if you vote for Obama he will remove that pesky fiddler from your roof."
Best of Van Helsing
"The lady behind us wants her hat back."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Of course I'll kiss you. I don't mind the beard, after Michelle, I'm used to hairy things in my mouth.
Best of flyovercountry
Why no sir, I don't mind invading your personal space, because you see, I am a blow hard, life long politician, and that is what I do best, now, give me your wallet.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Remember me Senator? From the Blue Oyster?
Best of Whacko
"Look old-timer, I'm gonna need some more hair plugs from you. And no more from your ears, understand!?"
Best of Army of Dad
Excuse me Senator, you need to keep at least six inches of space between you and your dance partner at all times.
Best of Double the U
I like that ugly hat of yours, I mean ugly beard, ah wife ugly wife, oh woa, ah of course I think your a good looking guy, woa, well not in a homosexual way, but I support gays, not saying you are woa-ah if I only knew how to stop talking!
Interesting how some of the Best ofs from the below pic work for this one, too.
Best of Whacko
"Look, sweetie, I just want a little of your hair for some plugs. It'll only take a minute and won't hurt a bit."
Best of prince of leaves
Real nice. Using a perfectly innocent situation to imply that a vice presidential candidate is somehow involved in a sordid sex scandal. You'd never catch *Democrat* blogger doing something as sleazy as...oh wait...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Art Linkletter Show archival footage - first of many recorded encounters where Joe is told, "HEY jerk, my eyes are up here!"
20 comments:
"The lady behind us wants her hat back."
"You can call me Ishmael anytime"
That's some bad hat Harry
Gee, Mr. Hagerty, I thought you wuz dead.
Of course I'll kiss you. I don't mind the beard, after Michelle, I'm used to hairy things in my mouth.
Why no sir, I don't mind invading your personal space, because you see, I am a blow hard, life long politician, and that is what I do best, now, give me your wallet.
ORA: "...don't look now, but the lady to my left is giving us the 'O' face..."
Remember me Senator? From the Blue Oyster?
"Look old-timer, I'm gonna need some more hair plugs from you. And no more from your ears, understand!?"
"Yes, Tevye, if you vote for Obama he will remove that pesky fiddler from your roof."
♪ Feelings... whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings...♪
"Nah, I haven't been in witness protection. Why do you ask?"
Excuse me Senator, you need to keep at least six inches of space between you and your dance partner at all times.
"See that woman? She'll remain in a deep sleep until I finish speaking. It's uncanny."
"The bad news? Those gray things aren't microphones, Pops. Now turn around."
"SHHH! I'm counting. ...one..two..three..one..two..three.."
ORA- And I always thought your little dog was the best actor in Hooterville.
I like that ugly hat of yours, I mean ugly beard, ah wife ugly wife, oh woa, ah of course I think your a good looking guy, woa, well not in a homosexual way, but I support gays, not saying you are woa-ah if I only knew how to stop talking!
New dance song, Cotton haired Joe!
It's like this, Geppetto;
1 - I AM a real boy.
2 - Something other than my nose grows when I lie.
3 - I already said I'm sorry for poking you...
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