Wednesday, September 10, 2008

"You're a Little Too Old For Me, Senator"



1. "Thank you, Mr. Rogers, I will try to remember to know when to hold them, and when to fold them."

2. "Santa, can I get an inflatable rubber cowboy? It's for the wife. She'd like to have hard sex for once. And fries. (Belch)."

3. "Listen, I have to go herd some sheep over Brokeback Mountain, and I was wondering..."

4. "I don't like to brag, but I did graduate in the top 92% of my law school class."

5. "My body is a wonderland? Jeez, Biden, don't you have any original pick-up lines?"

Wicked Best of attmay
"Yes, Tevye, if you vote for Obama he will remove that pesky fiddler from your roof."

Best of Van Helsing
"The lady behind us wants her hat back."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Of course I'll kiss you. I don't mind the beard, after Michelle, I'm used to hairy things in my mouth.

Best of flyovercountry
Why no sir, I don't mind invading your personal space, because you see, I am a blow hard, life long politician, and that is what I do best, now, give me your wallet.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Remember me Senator? From the Blue Oyster?

Best of Whacko
"Look old-timer, I'm gonna need some more hair plugs from you. And no more from your ears, understand!?"

Best of Army of Dad
Excuse me Senator, you need to keep at least six inches of space between you and your dance partner at all times.

Best of Double the U
I like that ugly hat of yours, I mean ugly beard, ah wife ugly wife, oh woa, ah of course I think your a good looking guy, woa, well not in a homosexual way, but I support gays, not saying you are woa-ah if I only knew how to stop talking!



Interesting how some of the Best ofs from the below pic work for this one, too.

Best of Whacko
"Look, sweetie, I just want a little of your hair for some plugs. It'll only take a minute and won't hurt a bit."

Best of prince of leaves
Real nice. Using a perfectly innocent situation to imply that a vice presidential candidate is somehow involved in a sordid sex scandal. You'd never catch *Democrat* blogger doing something as sleazy as...oh wait...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Art Linkletter Show archival footage - first of many recorded encounters where Joe is told, "HEY jerk, my eyes are up here!"

20 comments:

Van Helsing said...

"The lady behind us wants her hat back."

The Man said...

"You can call me Ishmael anytime"

The Man said...

That's some bad hat Harry

Passionate Conservative said...

Gee, Mr. Hagerty, I thought you wuz dead.

Passionate Conservative said...

Of course I'll kiss you. I don't mind the beard, after Michelle, I'm used to hairy things in my mouth.

flyovercountry said...

Why no sir, I don't mind invading your personal space, because you see, I am a blow hard, life long politician, and that is what I do best, now, give me your wallet.

Passionate Conservative said...

ORA: "...don't look now, but the lady to my left is giving us the 'O' face..."

Passionate Conservative said...

Remember me Senator? From the Blue Oyster?

Whacko said...

"Look old-timer, I'm gonna need some more hair plugs from you. And no more from your ears, understand!?"

attmay said...

"Yes, Tevye, if you vote for Obama he will remove that pesky fiddler from your roof."

Submariner said...

♪ Feelings... whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings...♪

Jay Guevara said...

"Nah, I haven't been in witness protection. Why do you ask?"

Army of Dad said...

Excuse me Senator, you need to keep at least six inches of space between you and your dance partner at all times.

Jack Reacher said...

"See that woman? She'll remain in a deep sleep until I finish speaking. It's uncanny."

Jack Reacher said...

"The bad news? Those gray things aren't microphones, Pops. Now turn around."

Silhouette said...

"SHHH! I'm counting. ...one..two..three..one..two..three.."

Silhouette said...

ORA- And I always thought your little dog was the best actor in Hooterville.

Double the U said...

I like that ugly hat of yours, I mean ugly beard, ah wife ugly wife, oh woa, ah of course I think your a good looking guy, woa, well not in a homosexual way, but I support gays, not saying you are woa-ah if I only knew how to stop talking!

Army of Dad said...

New dance song, Cotton haired Joe!

Submariner said...

It's like this, Geppetto;
1 - I AM a real boy.
2 - Something other than my nose grows when I lie.
3 - I already said I'm sorry for poking you...