Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Your Detroit City Council

Left to Right: Welfare Queen, Drama Queen, Drag Queen.

Best of The Man
The prosecution knew it had it's hands full when the jury chanted "not guilty" before OJ's trial even began.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Wow, the Pointer Sisters don't look so hot after 30 years and a mountain of coke.

Best of Dub
I'd like to ask the counsel to please add into the records that the shizzle for mah nizzle is fo realz yo. Further, dont be frontin all up in mah grill or I be crunkin yo bitchass backst to yo mamas crib.

Best of mega
Obama's three Supreme Court appointments took on the Alito-Roberts-Thomas clique at every turn.

Best of mklasing
Man, RuPaul has really let himself go.

Best of molson
Princess Leia? Where the f-ck do you come off calling me that? Oh snap. This sh-t is on. It is on bitch.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Where da white men at?"

Best of divine miss m
Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So its agreed: The new zoning plan will require at least three Church's Chicken locations within each square mile of the city." ATDHE

Best of mpur
"Thank you for your comments Coucilwoman Jones. Please pass the Talking Tiara to the next speaker."

Best of Army of Dad
The eye the tooth and the tiara.

40 comments:

The Man said...

The prosecution knew it had it's hands full when the jury chanted "not guilty" before OJ's trial even began.

Passionate Conservative said...

Wow, the Pointer Sisters don't look so hot after 30 years and a mountain of coke.

Passionate Conservative said...

U-G-L-Y, you don't got no alibi, you ugly! Ooh, Damn UGLY!

Dub said...

Lone white woman thought bubble: Oh....NOW I get all the Token jokes.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Next up on the award winning Showtime series, Urban Dykes..."

Dub said...

Fo-tee acres and a mule?? You must be joking. How about I axt you fo fo-tee acres and an Escalade.

Passionate Conservative said...

Gladys Knight lookalike contest runners-up.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Pimpin' ain't easy, but with these ho's, pimpin' damn near impossible!"

flyovercountry said...

OK, there is a motion on the floor that Detroit is in shambles, city government is a joke, and we should all resign and move to the North Pole. Is there a second?

Dub said...

I'd like to ask the counsel to please add into the records that the shizzle for mah nizzle is fo realz yo. Further, dont be frontin all up in mah grill or I be crunkin yo bitchass backst to yo mamas crib.

White lady's new thought bubble: What the fuck did she just say??

mega said...

Obama's three Supreme Court appointments took on the Alito-Roberts-Thomas clique at every turn.

mklasing said...

Man, RuPaul has really let himself go.

mega said...

The new season of Law and Order dispensed with the half-way measures, and featured an all-black, all-female cast fighting against Jewish and Christian terrorist-extremists in every episode.

mega said...

"Bring in the next Republican." President Obama's Local Justice And Retribution Committees did the clean-up work the public knew needed to be done but didn't want to hear about.

Jack Reacher said...

"No, Imperial Margarine gives you the crown. I eat a lot of butter. And I just like the tiara."

robert said...

The video that accompanies the audio clip of House hearings into Freddie/Fannie in 2004 where Bush regulators are accused of "lynching" Franklin Raines.

prince of leaves said...

A tiara? At a city council meeting? Seriously? Have you never heard of the AMERICAN FREAKIN' REVOLUTION, princess?!?!?

molson said...

Princess Leia? Where the fuck do you come off calling me that? Oh snap. This shit is on. It is on bitch.

Silhouette said...

Deemokrocee - UR doin it RONG

Silhouette said...

On this week's episode of To Tell The Truth, which of these contestants is the real Queen of Cordovia?

- some weeks are easier than others

Jay Guevara said...

"Where da white men at?"

Jay Guevara said...

Hugh Grant's decaucasianization trial in an Obama Administration: "So dat your story? You went with da sistah because Elizabeth Hurley wouldn't do dat sh!t?"

flyovercountry said...

Council Women Gertrude took her job as interim mayor very seriously after Kwame Kilpatrick went to jail, although the Detroit media thought that the tiara and yelling "off with his head" to her opponents went a little too far.

molson said...

The self proclaimed Queen of Detroit prepared to pass judgement on Kwame saying... "That crackhead MF'er done dissed the office of the mayor". Kwame will now be exiled to Flint according to the Queen's wishes.

Jack Reacher said...

The new panel of judges for American Idol are a tough bunch.

Jay Guevara said...

"No, 'keepin' yo pimp hand strong' ain't no defense, mofo!"

Rodney Dill said...

Kwame's girls

divine miss m said...

Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble.

Jack Reacher said...

"So its agreed: The new zoning plan will require at least three Church's Chicken locations within each square mile of the city." ATDHE

Jack Reacher said...

It was pretty much another Council meeting, until they approved a declaration of war against the city of Livonia.

Rodney Dill said...

Sorta makes you think of Don Imus playin' Santa Claus.

mpur said...

"Thank you for your comments Coucilwoman Jones. Please pass the Talking Tiara to the next speaker."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Banks claimed she just wanted a real reality show, based on demographics. A snapshot of America's Top Model replacement judges was leaked to the press, confirming fears the show really had gone to the dogs...er, cows.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Obamalama's rubber stamp Gong Show judicial appointments rule in favor of giving illegals drivers licenses, along with a unanimous decree that from now on, po-leece will only use racial profiling on white folk.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Nigerian Broadcasting Co. (NBC) copied and blended "Biggest Loser" with "Survivor" for a show that lets ex-tribal council participants explain why they deserve reparations after being voted off the Serengeti for not dropping an ounce.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Typical excuse from loser:
"Serengeti? I thoughts deh sayed spaghetti, so's I wuz eatin ebrything in sight and din't find no spaghetti!"

Army of Dad said...

The eye the tooth and the tiara.

Jay Guevara said...

"The next item up for debate is whether we will increase welfare payments.

Order! Order in the chamber!

Sergeant-at-arms, make those people stop laughing!"

Army of Dad said...

Apparently only one out of three Detroit city council members can read and write.

Army of Dad said...

Nah, F that B!tch! "Queen" Latifa ain't gots no tiara do she? I be da queen!