Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Yeah, You Wish, Sullivan
1. Master of Arrogance Joe Biden demands that God pull both of his fingers.
3. Biden badly overestimates the number of good ideas he's had during 39 years in the Senate.
4. Biden addresses the Nutroots Left and speaks to them on their own level: "Look at my boogers!"
5. "I see by my name-plate I'm about to shift out of phase again. Mr. Data, please reverse the polarity on my quantum stabilization matrix." Joe Biden plagiarizes Star Trek.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"Heh, my hemorrhoids were so bad it took a tube of Preparation H THIS BIG just so I could be with you here today.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"This is how big I get when I look at that pic of Kerri Walsh directly above my head in V the K's banner."
Best of GregMan
ORA: And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.
Best of stylinjulie
"Everybody, Stand up for Chuck!"
Best of Silhouette
Best of Jack Reacher
"The chair recognizes the gentleman from Delaware, and requests that he stop shooting rubber bands."
Best of Van Helsing
Biden's next job: Throw your pie between the goalposts and win a kewpie doll.
Best of baslimthecripple
Joe Bidet demonstrates how far he is prepared to take it up the keester to be VP.
Best of Submariner
It's a "good touch" up to this far, then I get uncomfortable...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
"They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! "
Best of Army of Dad
So you have a hot running mate, whoopty freaking do.
Best of Army of Mom
LOVE BOAT ISAAC: UR DOIN IT RONG!
Best of mega
Biden's screen-test for "Dances With Wolves" had gone badly, except for the 'Tatankah' scene, which all agreed he had carried off with great charm and ebullience.
Best of Whacko
Not to be outdone by Michelle, Joe shows off his cool dance move (that's right, he only has one)