Tuesday, September 16, 2008
The White, White Stripes
1. Ironically, all of them were writing indignant articles about the lack of minorities in the GOP.
2. "Check it out, every Inflatable Rubber Cowboy site bookmarked."
3. "Have we accused Sarah Palin of being a cannibal yet? Oh, then how about a necrophile? ... Dibs!"
4. The Obama campaign's crack team of "Christian Conservatives" and "Lifelong Republicans" spend another day spamming the comments in conservative blogs.
5. "So, according to this scientific quiz, if I were a Transformer, I'd be Starscream."
Best of BigNick
With Andrew Sullivan's days consumed by bashing Sarah Palin, Match Game 2008 couldn't possibly replace Charles Nelson Riley.
Best of Passionate Conservative
As Biden ate the little child onstage, the members of the Mainstream Media Corp thought shiny happy thoughts.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Dude, you totally sunk my battleship!"
Best of Dub
Bottom Right Guy: I can not believe I left my laptop at home.
Woman above him: I can not believe I left my laptop at home...I'll just stare at my Zune like its a PDA.
Best of Silhouette
"Your honor, I hate to complain, but I don't think my jury is paying complete attention."
Best of Submariner
On the special edition "DNC I've Got A Secret," Uncle Sam, in costume, stumped a double panel despite having 4 times the normal question allotment and 2 episodes.
Best of Army of Mom
Back Row L to R:
Front Row L to R:
Best of Kaptain Krude
"What the...? Ohmigaea! It's downloading and installing Windows Vista! Aah! Delete, delete, why won't you delete?"
Best of GregMan
"What's that? Kos said Elvis is really Trig's father? Yeah, let's run with it."