Tuesday, September 16, 2008

The White, White Stripes


1. Ironically, all of them were writing indignant articles about the lack of minorities in the GOP.

2. "Check it out, every Inflatable Rubber Cowboy site bookmarked."

3. "Have we accused Sarah Palin of being a cannibal yet? Oh, then how about a necrophile? ... Dibs!"

4. The Obama campaign's crack team of "Christian Conservatives" and "Lifelong Republicans" spend another day spamming the comments in conservative blogs.

5. "So, according to this scientific quiz, if I were a Transformer, I'd be Starscream."

Best of BigNick
With Andrew Sullivan's days consumed by bashing Sarah Palin, Match Game 2008 couldn't possibly replace Charles Nelson Riley.

Best of Passionate Conservative
As Biden ate the little child onstage, the members of the Mainstream Media Corp thought shiny happy thoughts.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Dude, you totally sunk my battleship!"

Best of Dub
Bottom Right Guy: I can not believe I left my laptop at home.
Woman above him: I can not believe I left my laptop at home...I'll just stare at my Zune like its a PDA.

Best of Silhouette
"Your honor, I hate to complain, but I don't think my jury is paying complete attention."

Best of Submariner
On the special edition "DNC I've Got A Secret," Uncle Sam, in costume, stumped a double panel despite having 4 times the normal question allotment and 2 episodes.

Best of Army of Mom
Screenshots:

Back Row L to R:
Espn.com
google.com
wookiepedia.com
Zune tunes

Front Row L to R:
Milfhunter.com
huffingtonpost.com
dadgonemad.com


Best of Kaptain Krude
"What the...? Ohmigaea! It's downloading and installing Windows Vista! Aah! Delete, delete, why won't you delete?"

Best of GregMan
"What's that? Kos said Elvis is really Trig's father? Yeah, let's run with it."

41 comments:

BigNick said...

With Andrew Sullivan's days consumed by bashing Sarah Palin, Match Game 2008 couldn't possibly replace Charles Nelson Riley.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Guy in white shirt w/water bottle:
"Omigawd, my mom's a MILF!"
4-eyes sitting next to him:
That's nothing... I just learned my DAD is a MILF.

Passionate Conservative said...

Everybody on the panel appeared to be disappointed in their EHarmony matches.

Passionate Conservative said...

"OMG" thought Nancy, chewing on her nails, "There's Michael Moore! I wonder if he has any chocolate?"

Passionate Conservative said...

"Wow!" thought Andrew Sullivan, "those guys are totally hot, but the two bitches? Well if I was desperate and they had deep voices, maybe...."

Passionate Conservative said...

"This moment in journalism brought to you by the Mainstream Media Corp. At Mainstream Media, if we don't know what's going on, we'll make it up."

Passionate Conservative said...

As Biden ate the little child onstage, the members of the Mainstream Media Corp thought shiny happy thoughts.

Jack Reacher said...

"Dude, you totally sunk my battleship!"

Jack Reacher said...

Dear Mother Earth News, I never thought those letters in your magazine were real until...

Jack Reacher said...

WUTEVR UR DOIN, UR DOIN IT RONG!

Jack Reacher said...

The top row: They find images of Sarah Palin's head.
The bottom row: They find interesting bodies on which to Photoshop the heads.
The two at the far right: Nothin' much, how 'bout you?

Dub said...

Bottom Right Guy: I can not believe I left my laptop at home.

Woman above him: I can not believe I left my laptop at home...I'll just stare at my Zune like its a PDA.

Dub said...

8 people. None of them belong here on a Thursday.

Jack Bauer said...

Hey Sully...where's Emnuclaw and why are you supposed to be there with this picture of a cow?

flyovercountry said...

As we watched, 5 of Senator Obama's advisers frantically searched for the missing 7 states, while 3 thought to themselves, "what did he just say?"

Silhouette said...

"Your honor, I hate to complain, but I don't think my jury is paying complete attention."

Silhouette said...

ORA - When Charles Nelson Riley was up there, he didn't need to google for ideas!

Silhouette said...

"One out of four moonbats doesn't have a laptop. Won't you help for just pennies a day?"

Silhouette said...

This is like playing "Guess Who?" board game.

Does your person have their hand on their face?

Are they wearing glasses?

Is their computer black?

Army of Dad said...

They have a Mac and they are all PC.

Submariner said...

♪ One of these things is not like the others. ♪

Oh, who am I kidding? They're all kool-aid guzzlers...

Submariner said...

On the special edition "DNC I've Got A Secret," Uncle Sam, in costume, stumped a double panel despite having 4 times the normal question allotment and 2 episodes.

Army of Mom said...

If 10,000 monkeys typed randomly on 10,000 computers ... they'd still have a higher IQ than these dipwads.

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I probably went to J-school with one of these assholes and they probably graduated ahead of me grade-wise. But, who's laughing now? You kool-aid drinkers.

Army of Mom said...

Far left second row: *IMing to dude in white shirt on front row* Did u c the hot chik on that dick?
White shirt: *responding* Sarah Palin is humping Obama? Where?

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I have this laptop at home. Only mine doesn't have DailyKos on it.

Army of Mom said...

Screenshots:

Back Row L to R:
Espn.com
google.com
wookiepedia.com
Zune tunes

Front Row L to R:
Milfhunter.com
huffingtonpost.com
dadgonemad.com

*thought bubble for last guy*
I wonder how long it will take for this bitch to smell that air biscuit. 1.2.3. Yep, she whiffed it. Score.

Army of Mom said...

I had the weirdest dream. These kids were sliding out of an elephant's ass. Do you think it is a sign of things to come?

mega said...

After Obama's election, one out of every four Americans was required to gaze off into the half-distance at all times. The Obama-Is-Perfect Act of 2009 had its skeptics, true enough, but the Mac crowd was firmly on board.

flyovercountry said...

Voice of tour guide for a wax museum of the future:

Folks, here we have a representation of ultra liberal journalism majors, none who have ever done an honest days work, or any physical labor at all, writing smear articles against President Palin. They are now extinct.

(I can dream can't I?)

Army of Mom said...

OHMIGOD. Is that Obama with a ferret?

Damn that Get Fuzzy comic strip. Why can't it be more like Doonesbury?

mega said...

In an apparent mass suicide this morning, eight New York Times reporters slammed MacBooks into each others necks as a response to the realization that they were tool-whores of the leftist media and would be spending the next four years covering the Palin tanning bed story.

prince of leaves said...

Division of labor at Obama HQ: some paid staffers are tasked to dream up ever-more-outrageous smears about Sarah Palin and John McCain, while others are charged with turning these lies into blog posts, photoshops, and Keith Olbermann's talking points.

Kaptain Krude said...

"What the...? Ohmigaea! It's downloading and installing Windows Vista! Aah! Delete, delete, why won't you delete?"

Kaptain Krude said...

Army of Mom said...

Ironically, I probably went to J-school with one of these assholes and they probably graduated ahead of me grade-wise. But, who's laughing now? You kool-aid drinkers.

10:34 PM

Ouch, AoM, that one's gonna leave a mark. ^5

GregMan said...

Thought bubble (from any one of them): "Gaia, I'll be so glad when the Obamessiah is President and all these Rethuglicans are sent off to re-education camps so I don't have to attend their creepy, God- and gun-clinging conventions any more."

GregMan said...

"What's that? Kos said Elvis is really Trig's father? Yeah, let's run with it."

GregMan said...

"What's that? Kos said Governor Palin says she was abducted by space aliens? Yeah, let's run with it."

GregMan said...

"What's that? The Obamessiah was trying to subvert the U.S. war effort in Iraq by talking the Iraqi government into not negotiating a U.S. troop withdrawl until He took office? You mean the Holy One was playing politics with U.S. foreign policy during wartime, and holding soldier's lives hostage by keeping them in a war zone longer, and His campaign admitted it? Nah, why would I want to run with that?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

Match Game was never the same without Gene Rayburn.

Adjustah said...

"I'll take Jim J. Bullock for the win..."