1. Ironically, all of them were writing indignant articles about the lack of minorities in the GOP.
2. "Check it out, every Inflatable Rubber Cowboy site bookmarked."
3. "Have we accused Sarah Palin of being a cannibal yet? Oh, then how about a necrophile? ... Dibs!"
4. The Obama campaign's crack team of "Christian Conservatives" and "Lifelong Republicans" spend another day spamming the comments in conservative blogs.
5. "So, according to this scientific quiz, if I were a Transformer, I'd be Starscream."
Best of BigNick
With Andrew Sullivan's days consumed by bashing Sarah Palin, Match Game 2008 couldn't possibly replace Charles Nelson Riley.
Best of Passionate Conservative
As Biden ate the little child onstage, the members of the Mainstream Media Corp thought shiny happy thoughts.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Dude, you totally sunk my battleship!"
Best of Dub
Bottom Right Guy: I can not believe I left my laptop at home.
Woman above him: I can not believe I left my laptop at home...I'll just stare at my Zune like its a PDA.
Best of Silhouette
"Your honor, I hate to complain, but I don't think my jury is paying complete attention."
Best of Submariner
On the special edition "DNC I've Got A Secret," Uncle Sam, in costume, stumped a double panel despite having 4 times the normal question allotment and 2 episodes.
Best of Army of Mom
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Zune tunes
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huffingtonpost.com
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Best of Kaptain Krude
"What the...? Ohmigaea! It's downloading and installing Windows Vista! Aah! Delete, delete, why won't you delete?"
Best of GregMan
"What's that? Kos said Elvis is really Trig's father? Yeah, let's run with it."
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With Andrew Sullivan's days consumed by bashing Sarah Palin, Match Game 2008 couldn't possibly replace Charles Nelson Riley.
Guy in white shirt w/water bottle:
"Omigawd, my mom's a MILF!"
4-eyes sitting next to him:
That's nothing... I just learned my DAD is a MILF.
Everybody on the panel appeared to be disappointed in their EHarmony matches.
"OMG" thought Nancy, chewing on her nails, "There's Michael Moore! I wonder if he has any chocolate?"
"Wow!" thought Andrew Sullivan, "those guys are totally hot, but the two bitches? Well if I was desperate and they had deep voices, maybe...."
"This moment in journalism brought to you by the Mainstream Media Corp. At Mainstream Media, if we don't know what's going on, we'll make it up."
As Biden ate the little child onstage, the members of the Mainstream Media Corp thought shiny happy thoughts.
"Dude, you totally sunk my battleship!"
Dear Mother Earth News, I never thought those letters in your magazine were real until...
WUTEVR UR DOIN, UR DOIN IT RONG!
The top row: They find images of Sarah Palin's head.
The bottom row: They find interesting bodies on which to Photoshop the heads.
The two at the far right: Nothin' much, how 'bout you?
Bottom Right Guy: I can not believe I left my laptop at home.
Woman above him: I can not believe I left my laptop at home...I'll just stare at my Zune like its a PDA.
8 people. None of them belong here on a Thursday.
Hey Sully...where's Emnuclaw and why are you supposed to be there with this picture of a cow?
As we watched, 5 of Senator Obama's advisers frantically searched for the missing 7 states, while 3 thought to themselves, "what did he just say?"
"Your honor, I hate to complain, but I don't think my jury is paying complete attention."
ORA - When Charles Nelson Riley was up there, he didn't need to google for ideas!
"One out of four moonbats doesn't have a laptop. Won't you help for just pennies a day?"
This is like playing "Guess Who?" board game.
Does your person have their hand on their face?
Are they wearing glasses?
Is their computer black?
They have a Mac and they are all PC.
♪ One of these things is not like the others. ♪
Oh, who am I kidding? They're all kool-aid guzzlers...
On the special edition "DNC I've Got A Secret," Uncle Sam, in costume, stumped a double panel despite having 4 times the normal question allotment and 2 episodes.
If 10,000 monkeys typed randomly on 10,000 computers ... they'd still have a higher IQ than these dipwads.
Ironically, I probably went to J-school with one of these assholes and they probably graduated ahead of me grade-wise. But, who's laughing now? You kool-aid drinkers.
Far left second row: *IMing to dude in white shirt on front row* Did u c the hot chik on that dick?
White shirt: *responding* Sarah Palin is humping Obama? Where?
Ironically, I have this laptop at home. Only mine doesn't have DailyKos on it.
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Espn.com
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huffingtonpost.com
dadgonemad.com
*thought bubble for last guy*
I wonder how long it will take for this bitch to smell that air biscuit. 1.2.3. Yep, she whiffed it. Score.
I had the weirdest dream. These kids were sliding out of an elephant's ass. Do you think it is a sign of things to come?
After Obama's election, one out of every four Americans was required to gaze off into the half-distance at all times. The Obama-Is-Perfect Act of 2009 had its skeptics, true enough, but the Mac crowd was firmly on board.
Voice of tour guide for a wax museum of the future:
Folks, here we have a representation of ultra liberal journalism majors, none who have ever done an honest days work, or any physical labor at all, writing smear articles against President Palin. They are now extinct.
(I can dream can't I?)
OHMIGOD. Is that Obama with a ferret?
Damn that Get Fuzzy comic strip. Why can't it be more like Doonesbury?
In an apparent mass suicide this morning, eight New York Times reporters slammed MacBooks into each others necks as a response to the realization that they were tool-whores of the leftist media and would be spending the next four years covering the Palin tanning bed story.
Division of labor at Obama HQ: some paid staffers are tasked to dream up ever-more-outrageous smears about Sarah Palin and John McCain, while others are charged with turning these lies into blog posts, photoshops, and Keith Olbermann's talking points.
"What the...? Ohmigaea! It's downloading and installing Windows Vista! Aah! Delete, delete, why won't you delete?"
Army of Mom said...
Ironically, I probably went to J-school with one of these assholes and they probably graduated ahead of me grade-wise. But, who's laughing now? You kool-aid drinkers.
10:34 PM
Ouch, AoM, that one's gonna leave a mark. ^5
Thought bubble (from any one of them): "Gaia, I'll be so glad when the Obamessiah is President and all these Rethuglicans are sent off to re-education camps so I don't have to attend their creepy, God- and gun-clinging conventions any more."
"What's that? Kos said Elvis is really Trig's father? Yeah, let's run with it."
"What's that? Kos said Governor Palin says she was abducted by space aliens? Yeah, let's run with it."
"What's that? The Obamessiah was trying to subvert the U.S. war effort in Iraq by talking the Iraqi government into not negotiating a U.S. troop withdrawl until He took office? You mean the Holy One was playing politics with U.S. foreign policy during wartime, and holding soldier's lives hostage by keeping them in a war zone longer, and His campaign admitted it? Nah, why would I want to run with that?"
Match Game was never the same without Gene Rayburn.
"I'll take Jim J. Bullock for the win..."
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