REUTERS/Stringer1. You didn't want to be around for the reception. That wasn't rice they were flinging.
2. Number 128 on the list of "People and Things That Could Provide More Sophisticated Election Analysis than Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews."
3. Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman would go on to become one of Hollywood's longest surviving marriages.
4. This was the happiest day of her life. He wished he had been born a Bonobo.
5. After weeks of smearing Sarah Palin, Andrew Sullivan was completely at ease with what he was asked to throw at the wedding... and more than a little aroused.
Wicked Best of Passionate Conservative
Hey, baby, wanna do some organ grinding?
Best of Jack Reacher
"Hang on a second, folks. Mayor Newsom wants to say a few words about inclusiveness and diversity."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Cornelius and Zira's wedding photos.
Best of prince of leaves
You know, with arms that hairy, the bride really should have chosen leg-of-mutton sleeves and opera gloves.
Best of Dwight
Gavin Newsome defended his decision to officiate the wedding, explaining that both of the monkeys were actually males.
Best of Chrees
Bubbles thought it wise not to tell his bride about his early life at Neverland...
Best of Submariner
I don't recognize the bride, but I'm pretty sure the groom is Putin.
25 comments:
"Hang on a second, folks. Mayor Newsom wants to say a few words about inclusiveness and diversity."
"I can't believe we didn't get a coveted Thursday spot on Caption This."
OK, guys, you're taking this evolution thing just a bit too far.
Hey, baby, wanna do some organ grinding?
That's not the smelly pirate hooker I was looking for.
I flung poo at you at first sight.
She's into humiliation; she wants to spank the monkey.
Nice, so Friday's are now Monkey Reach-Around day? I can totally get on board with this one.
Everyone laughed at conservatives when they said legalizing gay marriage would have unintended consequences. But later...
Cornelius and Zira's wedding photos.
Another day, another weird trumped-up Sarah Palin scandal from dKos.
Damn you, Pierre Boulle! Damn you all to hell!
Ed Asner marries Borat.
You know, with arms that hairy, the bride really should have chosen leg-of-mutton sleeves and opera gloves.
Gavin Newsome defended his decision to officiate the wedding, explaining that both of the monkeys were actually males.
Bubbles thought it wise not to tell his bride about his early life at Neverland...
That chain around your neck? Get used to it.
I cant beleive Reuters supports leaking the Obama honeymoon photos.
Chinese sign interpretation: We stir fwy you now!
Awww, isn't that sweet? Dub finally found a woman who would tolerate his views. Just goes to show that there is someone for everyone!
I don't recognize the bride, but I'm pretty sure the groom is Putin.
Bride: "This should have been the happiest day of my life (sniffle), but I just realized that we're in the same genus with Democrats."
All I have to say is that the "Monkey-Fist Soup" on the buffet better NOT be Uncle Herschel's...
Bride's thought bubble; "If I'm gonna enjoy myself tonight, I better get started myself..."
Poo had me at, "Hello"...
Overheard at reception: "I can't believe that tramp wore white!"
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