Friday, September 19, 2008

When the Monkey Sex Stops


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1. You didn't want to be around for the reception. That wasn't rice they were flinging.

2. Number 128 on the list of "People and Things That Could Provide More Sophisticated Election Analysis than Keith Olbermann and Chris Matthews."

3. Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman would go on to become one of Hollywood's longest surviving marriages.

4. This was the happiest day of her life. He wished he had been born a Bonobo.

5. After weeks of smearing Sarah Palin, Andrew Sullivan was completely at ease with what he was asked to throw at the wedding... and more than a little aroused.

Wicked Best of Passionate Conservative
Hey, baby, wanna do some organ grinding?

Best of Jack Reacher
"Hang on a second, folks. Mayor Newsom wants to say a few words about inclusiveness and diversity."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Cornelius and Zira's wedding photos.

Best of prince of leaves
You know, with arms that hairy, the bride really should have chosen leg-of-mutton sleeves and opera gloves.

Best of Dwight
Gavin Newsome defended his decision to officiate the wedding, explaining that both of the monkeys were actually males.

Best of Chrees
Bubbles thought it wise not to tell his bride about his early life at Neverland...

Best of Submariner
I don't recognize the bride, but I'm pretty sure the groom is Putin.

25 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Hang on a second, folks. Mayor Newsom wants to say a few words about inclusiveness and diversity."

Jack Reacher said...

"I can't believe we didn't get a coveted Thursday spot on Caption This."

Passionate Conservative said...

OK, guys, you're taking this evolution thing just a bit too far.

Passionate Conservative said...

Hey, baby, wanna do some organ grinding?

lawhawk said...

That's not the smelly pirate hooker I was looking for.

I flung poo at you at first sight.

Passionate Conservative said...

She's into humiliation; she wants to spank the monkey.

Dub said...

Nice, so Friday's are now Monkey Reach-Around day? I can totally get on board with this one.

prince of leaves said...

Everyone laughed at conservatives when they said legalizing gay marriage would have unintended consequences. But later...

Passionate Conservative said...

Cornelius and Zira's wedding photos.

prince of leaves said...

Another day, another weird trumped-up Sarah Palin scandal from dKos.

Passionate Conservative said...

Damn you, Pierre Boulle! Damn you all to hell!

Passionate Conservative said...

Ed Asner marries Borat.

prince of leaves said...

You know, with arms that hairy, the bride really should have chosen leg-of-mutton sleeves and opera gloves.

Dwight said...

Gavin Newsome defended his decision to officiate the wedding, explaining that both of the monkeys were actually males.

Chrees said...

Bubbles thought it wise not to tell his bride about his early life at Neverland...

Anonymous said...

That chain around your neck? Get used to it.

Dub said...

I cant beleive Reuters supports leaking the Obama honeymoon photos.

Dub said...

Chinese sign interpretation: We stir fwy you now!

shoechick said...

Awww, isn't that sweet? Dub finally found a woman who would tolerate his views. Just goes to show that there is someone for everyone!

Submariner said...

I don't recognize the bride, but I'm pretty sure the groom is Putin.

Jay Guevara said...

Bride: "This should have been the happiest day of my life (sniffle), but I just realized that we're in the same genus with Democrats."

Submariner said...

All I have to say is that the "Monkey-Fist Soup" on the buffet better NOT be Uncle Herschel's...

Submariner said...

Bride's thought bubble; "If I'm gonna enjoy myself tonight, I better get started myself..."

Adjustah said...

Poo had me at, "Hello"...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Overheard at reception: "I can't believe that tramp wore white!"