Roto-REUTERS/Albert Gea1. Just another smug San Franciscan in love with the smell of her own farts.
2. (Breathing Noises). "Trig... I am your mother..."
3. Helena Bonham Carter is Morpheus in Tim Burton's Neil Gaiman's Sandman.
4. A vegetarian diet plus sphincter as wide as Greyhound bus means guests of Sully should come prepared.
5. Young Muslim girls who "dishonored" their families by rejecting an arranged marriage are often easy to spot.
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I gotta say, that's one of the more elaborate bongs I've seen.
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Found on dKos: photographic PROOF that Sarah Palin personally gassed a half-dozen Inuit villages in order to clear the way for a new pipeline project.
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"Hannibal? I'm ready for my close-up now!"
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For fresh air in Ford Field, try our new line of "Da Lions Stink" apparel...
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Jason Vorhees' lesser known sister, Nancy.
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"My friend... he doesn't like you. I don't like you either..."
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When you've grown out of a rolled up 10 spot for your recreational needs...
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Now I understand why the USOC wrote that crappy apology for the Olympic cyclists in Beijing.
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Don't laugh. At the Ron Paul rallies, she's one of the "normal" ones.
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I gotta say, that's one of the more elaborate bongs I've seen.
Found on dKos: photographic PROOF that Sarah Palin personally gassed a half-dozen Inuit villages in order to clear the way for a new pipeline project.
It's okay, hon -- McCain nominated Palin, so now you don't need to "hold your nose" to vote for him.
Vistitors were often shocked at the methods employed at the Obama reeducation camps, but benevolently understood that the Koolaid had to be administered to the unbelievers for their own good.
"Hannibal? I'm ready for my close-up now!"
For an extra $20, Sully's mom could be talked into just about anything.
You don't need to wear that, Dear. The city of Denver banned the carrying of feces and urine during the DNC Convention.
Alright, who farted?
required wear for accessing the DailyKos.
I'm not sure, but from the nose on the mask, this might be an early Streisand shot?
Borg Mother Mk 1 Mod 0
For fresh air in Ford Field, try our new line of "Da Lions Stink" apparel...
Cabbage, beans and corn, oh MY!
In entertainment news today - Michael Jackson has given up his glove for a different accessory.
Jason Vorhees' lesser known sister, Nancy.
Admit it guys, you are all jealous. This guy has invented a way to connect his mask to Mr. Happy and is now able to get a blow job without ever having to do housework or buy flowers for his wife.
"Goddammit, quit screwing around with the props, Sigourney!
Kurt Cobain's alternate suicide plan. He was gonna hook this hose to his tailpipe. Yes, THAT tailpipe.
I agree. This election DOES stink!
And now, our beautiful model Isabel, is coming down the runway with the latest accessory needed for attending a Barbara Streisand concert.
ORA:
"Which one's Pink?"
Starshine: "Good thing we got that done or I'd have had to resort to plan B."
Voice-over: "Plan B?"
Starshine: "Yeah, Homemade Rycin..."
Voice-over: ugh... >***thud***<
"Janice, can't you just use a straw like everybody else?"
"My friend... he doesn't like you. I don't like you either..."
The "upside" of pollution.
When you've grown out of a rolled up 10 spot for your recreational needs...
Evenin' mi amigo. Please excuse the previous typo - PIMF
Now I understand why the USOC wrote that crappy apology for the Olympic cyclists in Beijing.
Don't laugh. At the Ron Paul rallies, she's one of the "normal" ones.
The Italian gas masks give ample room for the probiscus.
Conservative abstinence proponents cave to reality, agree that schools can teach girls how to wear Trojan's new Face Condom.
Word verify - IUDiv
Latest fashion trend to avoid the stench emanating from the traitors in congress, corrupt legislators, bungling bureaucrats, dysfunctional govt., grossly overpaid CEOs with no sense of corporate governance but great golden parachutes, pathetic political candidate options, etc., etc. etc.
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Now why can't everyone in Code Pink wear that?
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