Wednesday, September 17, 2008

What to Buy the 'Butterface" Woman in Your Life

Roto-REUTERS/Albert Gea

1. Just another smug San Franciscan in love with the smell of her own farts.

2. (Breathing Noises). "Trig... I am your mother..."

3. Helena Bonham Carter is Morpheus in Tim Burton's Neil Gaiman's Sandman.

4. A vegetarian diet plus sphincter as wide as Greyhound bus means guests of Sully should come prepared.

5. Young Muslim girls who "dishonored" their families by rejecting an arranged marriage are often easy to spot.

Best of Cybrludite
I gotta say, that's one of the more elaborate bongs I've seen.

Best of prince of leaves
Found on dKos: photographic PROOF that Sarah Palin personally gassed a half-dozen Inuit villages in order to clear the way for a new pipeline project.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"Hannibal? I'm ready for my close-up now!"

Best of Submariner
For fresh air in Ford Field, try our new line of "Da Lions Stink" apparel...

Best of Passionate Conservative
Jason Vorhees' lesser known sister, Nancy.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"My friend... he doesn't like you. I don't like you either..."

Best of Submariner
When you've grown out of a rolled up 10 spot for your recreational needs...

Best of midwatchcowboy
Now I understand why the USOC wrote that crappy apology for the Olympic cyclists in Beijing.

Best of steve o
Don't laugh. At the Ron Paul rallies, she's one of the "normal" ones.

35 comments:

Cybrludite said...

I gotta say, that's one of the more elaborate bongs I've seen.

prince of leaves said...

Found on dKos: photographic PROOF that Sarah Palin personally gassed a half-dozen Inuit villages in order to clear the way for a new pipeline project.

prince of leaves said...

It's okay, hon -- McCain nominated Palin, so now you don't need to "hold your nose" to vote for him.

prince of leaves said...

Vistitors were often shocked at the methods employed at the Obama reeducation camps, but benevolently understood that the Koolaid had to be administered to the unbelievers for their own good.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Hannibal? I'm ready for my close-up now!"

The Man said...

For an extra $20, Sully's mom could be talked into just about anything.

Jack Reacher said...

You don't need to wear that, Dear. The city of Denver banned the carrying of feces and urine during the DNC Convention.

Passionate Conservative said...

Alright, who farted?

Passionate Conservative said...

required wear for accessing the DailyKos.

Submariner said...

I'm not sure, but from the nose on the mask, this might be an early Streisand shot?

Submariner said...

Borg Mother Mk 1 Mod 0

Submariner said...

For fresh air in Ford Field, try our new line of "Da Lions Stink" apparel...

Passionate Conservative said...

Cabbage, beans and corn, oh MY!

Submariner said...

In entertainment news today - Michael Jackson has given up his glove for a different accessory.

Passionate Conservative said...

Jason Vorhees' lesser known sister, Nancy.

shoechick said...

Admit it guys, you are all jealous. This guy has invented a way to connect his mask to Mr. Happy and is now able to get a blow job without ever having to do housework or buy flowers for his wife.

Passionate Conservative said...

"Goddammit, quit screwing around with the props, Sigourney!

Passionate Conservative said...

Kurt Cobain's alternate suicide plan. He was gonna hook this hose to his tailpipe. Yes, THAT tailpipe.

sonicfrog said...

I agree. This election DOES stink!

flyovercountry said...

And now, our beautiful model Isabel, is coming down the runway with the latest accessory needed for attending a Barbara Streisand concert.

Submariner said...
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Son Of The Godfather said...

ORA:
"Which one's Pink?"

Submariner said...

Starshine: "Good thing we got that done or I'd have had to resort to plan B."
Voice-over: "Plan B?"
Starshine: "Yeah, Homemade Rycin..."
Voice-over: ugh... >***thud***<

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Janice, can't you just use a straw like everybody else?"

Son Of The Godfather said...

"My friend... he doesn't like you. I don't like you either..."

Son Of The Godfather said...

The "upside" of pollution.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

When you've grown out of a rolled up 10 spot for your recreational needs...


Evenin' mi amigo. Please excuse the previous typo - PIMF

midwatchcowboy said...

Now I understand why the USOC wrote that crappy apology for the Olympic cyclists in Beijing.

steve o said...

Don't laugh. At the Ron Paul rallies, she's one of the "normal" ones.

Steve O said...

The Italian gas masks give ample room for the probiscus.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Conservative abstinence proponents cave to reality, agree that schools can teach girls how to wear Trojan's new Face Condom.

Word verify - IUDiv

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Latest fashion trend to avoid the stench emanating from the traitors in congress, corrupt legislators, bungling bureaucrats, dysfunctional govt., grossly overpaid CEOs with no sense of corporate governance but great golden parachutes, pathetic political candidate options, etc., etc. etc.

Adjustah said...

90210 Israel

steve o said...

Now why can't everyone in Code Pink wear that?