Friday, September 12, 2008
1. "And your uptight neocon parents wanted a traditional wedding.
2. ♫Penis-man, penis-man, does the things a penis can... ♪
3. "Wait til you see the rest of the cowboy."
4. "Well, off to teach sex ed to kindergartners."*
5. You know, it wasn't my intention to have a Phallic Friday, but now I'm thinking I should put up a picture of Keith Olbermann to complete the dickhead trifecta.
Best of Whacko
Overdosed on V*agra. Looks like he's gone way past the 36 hour "call you doctor" point.
Best of Tim
Katie had originally wished for a politician but figured this was close enough
Best of kg
Billy leaves no doubt which brain he's thinking with.
Best of Jack Reacher
Billy wondered "What if those spam ads for penis enlargement really worked? And what if I went for all of them?"
Billy wonders no more.
Best of Chrees
Pictured: the giant hardon collider that will destroy the world!
Best of sonicfrog
OK. Ha Ha. I get it. Fairies love Cock.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
And a Heimlich-erotica fetish is born.
Best of Jay Guevara
"He's going to the costume party as a journalist."
Best of mega
Tom rolled his eyes. "No matter what sick games we decide to play, the watch stays on. Deal with it."
Best of flyovercountry
This was the last year that the Southeast High School seniors were allowed to write and perform their own musical. Regardless, "Man of La Big Penis" was a huge hit.
Best of Army of Mom
Ike's coming, where's your raincoat?
Best of Rodney Dill
"Ok, I'm uh... pretty sure I need the rain poncho now."
Best of Submariner
...and finally, I'd like to thank the NEA for electing me Union President on the first ballot...
* Not a reference to anyone running for president. How dare you assume such a thing, you bigot!