Friday, September 19, 2008

Two Bicycles Built For One or Something

Brender
1. When the oil ran out, men with small penises had to find a substitute for BMW's and giant pickups.

2. My life fades. The vision dims. All that remains are memories. I remember a time of chaos. Ruined dreams. This wasted land. But most of all, I remember The Road Pansy. The man we called "Hey, Faggot"

3. Microsoft's entry into the Mountain Bike market was typical of its other product offerings.

4. Tour de France FAIL

5. Arriving at Sturgis, Frank had just enough time to realize his terrible misunderstanding before the tire iron ended his mortal existence.

Best of shoechick
Based on this picture, I really don't understand why the Mars Rover cost so much money.

Best of Passionate Conservative
The real reason Charles Johnson doesn't post about bike rides anymore over at LGF.

Best of Jack Reacher
So that explains the odd bike racks at Whole Foods Market.

Best of Submariner
The first trial cover shot for "Captain Fantasic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" only tested well in California and Massachussetts...

Best of divine miss m
He should know that we’ll all be there for him as he starts his journey down that yellow brick road to pride and self-acceptance.

Best of Van Helsing
Obama's Secretary of Transportation demonstrates why we don't need to drill for oil.

Best of Adjustah
Just another weekend for the AIG Actuarial Department...

21 comments:

shoechick said...

Based on this picture, I really don't understand why the Mars Rover cost so much money.

Passionate Conservative said...

It's really an efficient machine, the high center of gravity allows for maximum comfort. Did I mention that this bicycle belongs to Elton John, and there's no seat?

Passionate Conservative said...

Bicycle? Hell now, this is the Bionic Woman's vibrator!

Passionate Conservative said...

A perfect visualization of the Obama/Biden economic plan. You pedal and pedal, but keep falling over cause some SOB couldn't pass a simple engineering test.

Passionate Conservative said...

The real reason Charles Johnson doesn't post about bike rides anymore over at LGF.

Jack Reacher said...

FREAK-BOI, UR DOIN IT...RIGHT, ACTUALLY.

Jack Reacher said...

Don't tell me, let me guess; your other car is a Prius.

Jack Reacher said...

So that explains the odd bike racks at Whole Foods Market.

Jack Reacher said...

The DNC's crack "Smear Sarah" team heads to work.

Submariner said...

The first trial cover shot for "Captain Fantasic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy" only tested well in California and Massachussetts...

Submariner said...

Worst.Body.Fungal.Infection.Ever.

Submariner said...

I have to wonder which comic book he bought his "X-Ray Specs" out of? (My bet is Zap.)

divine miss m said...

He should know that we’ll all be there for him as he starts his journey down that yellow brick road to pride and self-acceptance.

flyovercountry said...

Al Gore, realizing that his "Save the Planet" shtick wasn't working anymore, takes his act on the road.

After stopping for a beer in a small town in Nebraska, he was never seen again.

Van Helsing said...

Obama's Secretary of Transportation demonstrates why we don't need to drill for oil.

Adjustah said...

Just another weekend for the AIG Actuarial Department...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Nope. No entry this time. I can't top "the Road Pansy."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Idaho announces they are hosting the 2020 Summer Olympics, and Elmer Palin (yes, that Palin) eagerly demonstrates that he has what it takes to win the cross-country moosehunting bikeathalon.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Burning Man burnout Ezekial Horkheimer's perpetual motion machine patent claim relied on a dubious premise that pedal power input is canceled out by wheels spinning in opposite directions.

Kaptain Krude said...

FOR WEELIN'... YUR DOING IT RONG.

Rodney Dill said...

Bicycle built with an earmark