Friday, September 26, 2008

This Boot, It Has a Flavur


1. "OK, You be Obama, I'll be the mainstream media.... Nom Nom Nom..."

2. Janet would do anything to be Foot Locker's Employee of the Month.

3. In Ang Lee's remake of "Married with Children..." the Bundy's are now a lesbian couple, Peg and Alice. Alice still works at Gary's Shoes, though.

4. Looking at the latest economic reports and taking into account her own lack of marketable skills, Janet decides to get used to the taste of shoe leather.

5. "Faster, save. Senator Clinton needs these boots completely spotless for her fundraiser in The Hamptons."
Best of Jack Reacher
Fannie Mae execs were pleased with the treatment they received from Congress.

Best of Passionate Conservative
"Your local cable system is proud to present the new superstation BDSM.

Best of robert
Congress gets down to some serious negotiating on the bailout bill.

28 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

Fannie Mae execs were pleased with the treatment they received from Congress.

Passionate Conservative said...

"These boots are made for lickin', and that's just what you'll do.."

Passionate Conservative said...

Ughhhh...what did you step in?

Passionate Conservative said...

"Your local cable system is proud to present the new superstation BDSM.

Passionate Conservative said...

Rosie? That you?

Dub said...

MAKING DUB GO BLIND...UR DOIN IT GRATE TODAY

flyovercountry said...

The Obama campaign demanded total loyalty from its volunteers, but a few of the Obamabots thought they took it too far.

Carpe Phologiston said...

Op Ed: I approve of waterboarding Gitmo towelheads... but photos like these last two MUST violate some part of the Geneva Convention.

-CAPTION-

Oprah's hasty recommendation of a weight loss book without actually reading it has resulted in:
79 feet being swallowed whole, plus 18 emergency gastro-ent operations to remove boots, toe rings and undigested socks.

Army of Dad said...

Um dub, I don't these womyn care if you are blind or not-in fact they would think it a feature, not a bug.

Army of Dad said...

oops, don't think

army of dad said...

I'm just kidding Dub. You're awesome.

Submariner said...

AoD;

A we some >what?<

(And it should be wee dude.)

Army of Dad said...

I guess I will have to break down and get a blogger acount since I now have someone trying to put words in my mouth. The third comment isn't from me.

I suppose it was bound to happen at some point, just didn't think it would be here.

army of dad said...

The 4th comment from me is not really from me. Just wanted to clarify.

Army of Mom said...

Cute dub. You can't beat 'em, so cheat 'em. Nice touch.

And, no, my DH didn't say this.

army of dad said...
I'm just kidding Dub. You're awesome.

Dub said...

'twasnt me. I think someone is having fun with both, well now all 3, of us.

Army of Dad said...

Nice. Well I am a blogger*spit* user now.

Army of Dad said...

Watch the turd claim this account isn't really Aod too!

The Turd said...

Nice to see that you dont have a sense of humor.

Army of Mom said...

Real fucking funny, turd. Give us your name and we'll go around impersonating you ... I'm sure you'll bust a stitch laughing.

Army of Dad said...

Actually I have a great sense of humor, that wasn't funny.

robert said...

Congress gets down to some serious negotiating on the bailout bill.

Today's pictures, like this boot, sure leave a bad taste in Rosie's mouth.

Chrees said...

Acupuncturist: "The white coating on the tongue means a lowered immune system. You probably have Candida."

Janet: "Can I get a second opinion?"

Acupuncturist: "OK, you're ugly as sin, too."

Submariner said...

Y'know; boot leather comes from cows kd... I thought you swore off beef?

prince of leaves said...

Velma would later discover to her (short-lived) horror that it wasn't a lesbian BDSM orgy but a cannibal dinner party she'd stumbled into.

mpur said...

ORAL SEKS...UR DOIN IT WRONG

mpur said...

Obama's Happy Unicorn Rainbow re-education camp #41, circa 2010.

mega said...

The Lincoln bedroom, 2009.