Friday, September 26, 2008
This Boot, It Has a Flavur
1. "OK, You be Obama, I'll be the mainstream media.... Nom Nom Nom..."
2. Janet would do anything to be Foot Locker's Employee of the Month.
3. In Ang Lee's remake of "Married with Children..." the Bundy's are now a lesbian couple, Peg and Alice. Alice still works at Gary's Shoes, though.
4. Looking at the latest economic reports and taking into account her own lack of marketable skills, Janet decides to get used to the taste of shoe leather.
5. "Faster, save. Senator Clinton needs these boots completely spotless for her fundraiser in The Hamptons."
Best of Jack Reacher
Fannie Mae execs were pleased with the treatment they received from Congress.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"Your local cable system is proud to present the new superstation BDSM.
Best of robert
Congress gets down to some serious negotiating on the bailout bill.