1. "OK, You be Obama, I'll be the mainstream media.... Nom Nom Nom..."
2. Janet would do anything to be Foot Locker's Employee of the Month.
3. In Ang Lee's remake of "Married with Children..." the Bundy's are now a lesbian couple, Peg and Alice. Alice still works at Gary's Shoes, though.
4. Looking at the latest economic reports and taking into account her own lack of marketable skills, Janet decides to get used to the taste of shoe leather.
5. "Faster, save. Senator Clinton needs these boots completely spotless for her fundraiser in The Hamptons."
Best of Jack Reacher
Fannie Mae execs were pleased with the treatment they received from Congress.
Best of Passionate Conservative
"Your local cable system is proud to present the new superstation BDSM.
Best of robert
Congress gets down to some serious negotiating on the bailout bill.
28 comments:
Fannie Mae execs were pleased with the treatment they received from Congress.
"These boots are made for lickin', and that's just what you'll do.."
Ughhhh...what did you step in?
"Your local cable system is proud to present the new superstation BDSM.
Rosie? That you?
MAKING DUB GO BLIND...UR DOIN IT GRATE TODAY
The Obama campaign demanded total loyalty from its volunteers, but a few of the Obamabots thought they took it too far.
Op Ed: I approve of waterboarding Gitmo towelheads... but photos like these last two MUST violate some part of the Geneva Convention.
-CAPTION-
Oprah's hasty recommendation of a weight loss book without actually reading it has resulted in:
79 feet being swallowed whole, plus 18 emergency gastro-ent operations to remove boots, toe rings and undigested socks.
Um dub, I don't these womyn care if you are blind or not-in fact they would think it a feature, not a bug.
oops, don't think
I'm just kidding Dub. You're awesome.
AoD;
A we some >what?<
(And it should be wee dude.)
I guess I will have to break down and get a blogger acount since I now have someone trying to put words in my mouth. The third comment isn't from me.
I suppose it was bound to happen at some point, just didn't think it would be here.
The 4th comment from me is not really from me. Just wanted to clarify.
Cute dub. You can't beat 'em, so cheat 'em. Nice touch.
And, no, my DH didn't say this.
army of dad said...
I'm just kidding Dub. You're awesome.
'twasnt me. I think someone is having fun with both, well now all 3, of us.
Nice. Well I am a blogger*spit* user now.
Watch the turd claim this account isn't really Aod too!
Nice to see that you dont have a sense of humor.
Real fucking funny, turd. Give us your name and we'll go around impersonating you ... I'm sure you'll bust a stitch laughing.
Actually I have a great sense of humor, that wasn't funny.
Congress gets down to some serious negotiating on the bailout bill.
Today's pictures, like this boot, sure leave a bad taste in Rosie's mouth.
Acupuncturist: "The white coating on the tongue means a lowered immune system. You probably have Candida."
Janet: "Can I get a second opinion?"
Acupuncturist: "OK, you're ugly as sin, too."
Y'know; boot leather comes from cows kd... I thought you swore off beef?
Velma would later discover to her (short-lived) horror that it wasn't a lesbian BDSM orgy but a cannibal dinner party she'd stumbled into.
ORAL SEKS...UR DOIN IT WRONG
Obama's Happy Unicorn Rainbow re-education camp #41, circa 2010.
The Lincoln bedroom, 2009.
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