1. "For my next trick, I'll prove that Freud was right!"2. "And now my impression of Joe Biden's stature *after* the vice presidential debate."
3. The little known eighth dwarf... Pervy.
4. ORA: Kim Jong-Il gets snoo-snoo.
5. Geena Davis and Tom Cruise made for an awkward power couple.
Best of Seoulman (R)
Paul Bunyan raised his eyebrows and sadly suspected that the "unexpected surprise wasn't his.
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Kwan was less than subtle in his quest for upskirt photography.
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You know the old saying about getting Gene back in the bottle...
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You pulled a rabbit out of your hat? What till you see what I can pull out of my....
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OK little fella. Back in you go. You're not done yet.
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"Rapunzel... "
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Well... she got three wishes and the first was for wealth, the second for power and the third was for a 12 inch prick for the long winter nights...
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Chung had heard just about enough from people asking "Hey, aren't you that Travelocity gnome?"
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Sulu's reception got a little more weird when Brooke Shields and Linda Hunt reenacted scenes from "The Corbomite Maneuver".
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Jumbo shrimp
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It always spoils the illusion when Transvestites show a little wang.
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Great Optical Illusion!-
Beginners: Stare at this picture until an elf appears between those magnificent legs.
Advanced users: Try to make the elf levitate by crossing your eyes.
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Paul Bunyan raised his eyebrows and sadly suspected that the "unexpected surprise wasn't his.
The Fox Network knew they had hit with their newest reality show: When Giants Marrying Midgets Attack.
Confucius Say: Little man have crack up
Ideal Birth - no pain, no mess, no hospital bills; kid arrives fully clothed; wife's body instantly reverts to perfect proportions. Meh, maybe in Oz
Whoa, this is so much better than a giant wooden badger.
Guess what I bought with my E*Trade profits
"Rapunzel... "
Kwan was less than subtle in his quest for upskirt photography.
"I told you guys she wasn't a real blond!
Mr. Clinton? Monica has something to tell you.
...and I shall call him, Mini-Me...
Smells like fish down here
You know the old saying about getting Gene back in the bottle...
So, there you go Randy Newman, short people DO have a reason to live!
Hey! That's not a chick!
You pulled a rabbit out of your hat? What till you see what I can pull out of my....
As soon as the other midget shows up with the cup we'll be ready to shoot the movie.
OK little fella. Back in you go. You're not done yet.
Sister Maria tried to hide her terrible secret, but the contractions couldn't be stopped.
Rodney Dill said...
"Rapunzel... "
Excellent!
Does the carpet match the drapes? How the heck could I see the drapes?
Well... she got three wishes and the first was for wealth, the second for power and the third was for a 12 inch prick for the long winter nights...
Chung had heard just about enough from people asking "Hey, aren't you that Travelocity gnome?"
This is not what Amanda had in mind when she said she wanted to get "a little freaky".
China's cheating attempt to overtake the Japanese in life-like fembots resulted in yet another shocking product scandal when the "central processor" accidentally fell out of one at the Consumer Electronics Show.
Sulu's reception got a little more weird when Brooke Shields and Linda Hunt reenacted scenes from "The Carbomite Maneuver".
A helium-like squeaky voice can be heard saying: "Aw shucks, it's just not fair! I only have to be this high to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!"
-OR-
Jose Jimenez, Santa's most ingenious elf, wasn't too upset he got fired for misappropriation of office supplies... they let him keep the ambitious creation.
Definition of Overly Optimistic: Any dwarf who believes he can "grow into it".
[Discouraging multiple entries?] Word Verify - wdeiqfhd
Jumbo shrimp
It always spoils the illusion when Transvestites show a little wang.
Thanks subby...
shoulda been '12 inch Wang for long winter nights'
Martin Gramatica starts dating again.
The Dali Mama.
Midget fisting.
Ok, so perhaps I should rethink my views on 135th trimester abortions.
I see London, I see France.....
ORA: Don't worry, it'll ride up with wear...
Apparently, Amazon.com is a little different in China than here in the good old USA.
Kim Jong-il's early experience with a mail order bride did not go well.
Great Optical Illusion!-
Beginners: Stare at this picture until an elf appears between those magnificent legs.
Advanced users: Try to make the elf levitate by crossing your eyes.
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