Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Squirt... Plop

Brender
1. "For my next trick, I'll prove that Freud was right!"

2. "And now my impression of Joe Biden's stature *after* the vice presidential debate."

3. The little known eighth dwarf... Pervy.

4. ORA: Kim Jong-Il gets snoo-snoo.

5. Geena Davis and Tom Cruise made for an awkward power couple.

Best of Seoulman (R)
Paul Bunyan raised his eyebrows and sadly suspected that the "unexpected surprise wasn't his.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Kwan was less than subtle in his quest for upskirt photography.

Best of sonicfrog
You know the old saying about getting Gene back in the bottle...

Best of Dub
You pulled a rabbit out of your hat? What till you see what I can pull out of my....

Best of molson
OK little fella. Back in you go. You're not done yet.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Rapunzel... "

Best of Submariner
Well... she got three wishes and the first was for wealth, the second for power and the third was for a 12 inch prick for the long winter nights...

Best of Jack Reacher
Chung had heard just about enough from people asking "Hey, aren't you that Travelocity gnome?"

Best of prince of leaves
Sulu's reception got a little more weird when Brooke Shields and Linda Hunt reenacted scenes from "The Corbomite Maneuver".

Best of Rodney Dill
Jumbo shrimp

Best of Rodney Dill
It always spoils the illusion when Transvestites show a little wang.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Great Optical Illusion!-
Beginners: Stare at this picture until an elf appears between those magnificent legs.
Advanced users: Try to make the elf levitate by crossing your eyes.

40 comments:

Seoulman (R) said...

Paul Bunyan raised his eyebrows and sadly suspected that the "unexpected surprise wasn't his.

Seoulman (R) said...

The Fox Network knew they had hit with their newest reality show: When Giants Marrying Midgets Attack.

Rodney Dill said...

Confucius Say: Little man have crack up

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ideal Birth - no pain, no mess, no hospital bills; kid arrives fully clothed; wife's body instantly reverts to perfect proportions. Meh, maybe in Oz

Rodney Dill said...

Whoa, this is so much better than a giant wooden badger.

Rodney Dill said...

Guess what I bought with my E*Trade profits

Rodney Dill said...

"Rapunzel... "

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Kwan was less than subtle in his quest for upskirt photography.

Passionate Conservative said...

"I told you guys she wasn't a real blond!

Passionate Conservative said...

Mr. Clinton? Monica has something to tell you.

Passionate Conservative said...

...and I shall call him, Mini-Me...

The Man said...

Smells like fish down here

sonicfrog said...

You know the old saying about getting Gene back in the bottle...

sonicfrog said...

So, there you go Randy Newman, short people DO have a reason to live!

molson said...

Hey! That's not a chick!

Dub said...

You pulled a rabbit out of your hat? What till you see what I can pull out of my....

Dub said...

As soon as the other midget shows up with the cup we'll be ready to shoot the movie.

molson said...

OK little fella. Back in you go. You're not done yet.

molson said...

Sister Maria tried to hide her terrible secret, but the contractions couldn't be stopped.

Submariner said...

Rodney Dill said...
"Rapunzel... "


Excellent!

Submariner said...

Does the carpet match the drapes? How the heck could I see the drapes?

Submariner said...

Well... she got three wishes and the first was for wealth, the second for power and the third was for a 12 inch prick for the long winter nights...

Jack Reacher said...

Chung had heard just about enough from people asking "Hey, aren't you that Travelocity gnome?"

prince of leaves said...

This is not what Amanda had in mind when she said she wanted to get "a little freaky".

prince of leaves said...

China's cheating attempt to overtake the Japanese in life-like fembots resulted in yet another shocking product scandal when the "central processor" accidentally fell out of one at the Consumer Electronics Show.

prince of leaves said...

Sulu's reception got a little more weird when Brooke Shields and Linda Hunt reenacted scenes from "The Carbomite Maneuver".

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A helium-like squeaky voice can be heard saying: "Aw shucks, it's just not fair! I only have to be this high to get on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride!"

-OR-

Jose Jimenez, Santa's most ingenious elf, wasn't too upset he got fired for misappropriation of office supplies... they let him keep the ambitious creation.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Definition of Overly Optimistic: Any dwarf who believes he can "grow into it".


[Discouraging multiple entries?] Word Verify - wdeiqfhd

Rodney Dill said...

Jumbo shrimp

Rodney Dill said...

It always spoils the illusion when Transvestites show a little wang.

Rodney Dill said...

Thanks subby...

shoulda been '12 inch Wang for long winter nights'

Rodney Dill said...

Martin Gramatica starts dating again.

Army of Dad said...

The Dali Mama.

Army of Dad said...

Midget fisting.

Dub said...

Ok, so perhaps I should rethink my views on 135th trimester abortions.

mpur said...

I see London, I see France.....

racerboy said...

ORA: Don't worry, it'll ride up with wear...

flyovercountry said...

Apparently, Amazon.com is a little different in China than here in the good old USA.

flyovercountry said...

Kim Jong-il's early experience with a mail order bride did not go well.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Great Optical Illusion!-
Beginners: Stare at this picture until an elf appears between those magnificent legs.
Advanced users: Try to make the elf levitate by crossing your eyes.