Thursday, September 25, 2008

Say Hello to Sweater Season



Best of shoechick
Shhhh...be vewy vewy qwiet. We're hunting sweater puppies.

Best of Passionate Conservative
yahoo's new "Wear Purple" initiative had unexpected results.

Best of mpur
mpur likes the sweater and seriously considers switching teams (again).


Best of Todd
Oh, that's where I left my personal flotation device.

Best of Army of Mom
Finally, Hope that I can change for.

Best of ochagirl
Miss Mixed Signals 2008.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

Twistys-- If you're wealthy, they let you order take-out.

Dub said...

Nice smile...beautiful eyes....but what's with my gramma's sweater??? When was this picture taken, 1979??

Dub said...

TURNIN DUB ON....UR DOIN IT RONG!

shoechick said...

Shhhh...be vewy vewy qwiet. We're hunting sweater puppies.

shoechick said...

TURNIN DUB ON...Puhlease! As if she was the slightest bit concerned about that.

Dub said...

shoechick...look at that outfit. No, clearly she is not concerned with turnin me, or thousands of other people, on.

Big frumpy sweater in a "sexy" photo shoot?? On a Thursday????

Dwight said...

Do the math:

Dub: "The chick is hot!"

Dub: "But that sweater? Tack-kay!"

Dwight: Dub = Ghey

Some of us like the librarian look.

Dub said...

Sorry to disappoint Dwight. Dub is just more of a fan of "Hot" and "Skank" than he is the "girl next door" look.

As for the sweater...its not tacky, its blocking the view. Let those jubblies roam free. Its like wrapping a hot chick in burlap and expecting people to be turned on. U CANT SEE NUTHIN.

Passionate Conservative said...

yahoo's new "Wear Purple" initiative had unexpected results.

mpur said...

mpur likes the sweater and seriously considers switching teams (again).


dub, have you ever turned down a birthday present because you didn't like the paper it was wrapped in?

Todd said...

Oh, that's where I left my personal flotation device.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

She has beautiful eyes.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What mpur said!! Form-fitting sweater (great form) in a delicious complementary color. Wrapping ends in a tantalizing thong with NO visible carpet or dust bunnies. Real men dream of unwrapping gifts that nicely packaged. Dub, if your grammy looked a tenth as good in a sweater as that lass, show us the money shot!

Dub said...

Carpe...I never said my grammy looked hot in her sweater. I simply said that she has a sweater like that one. If she looked like that in her sweater then my cousins would be able to relax at family reunions.

Jack Reacher said...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...
She has beautiful eyes.

If you say so; I haven't gotten there yet.

Jack Reacher said...

Before we talk about your grandson Dub, I'm going to ask you to put some pants on.

steve o said...

Sexy librarian.
UR doin it RITE.

Submariner said...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...
She has beautiful eyes.


She has eyes?

Army of Mom said...

Ok, I'm confused if THAT is a frumpy sweater, but she's not a skank ...

But, then again, Dub has thought a one-piece was a bikini, so clearly we know he's not Clint from What Not to Wear.

*this is the second time 'dp' has been in my word verification today*

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Army of Mom said...

and, for the record, I would have no problem borrowing that sweater from the lovely brunette. As a matter of fact, I can help her unbutton it ... one ... button ... at ... a ... time ... *shaking head* Wait, where was I? Yes, yes. Ironically, I have this outfit at home.

Army of Mom said...

Dub's right. This sweater would look much better wadded in the floor.

Army of Mom said...

Finally, Hope that I can change for.

Army of Mom said...

Switch hitting is all in the hips. And, the eyes. And, the arms ... oh, who am I fooling? Its all about her tits .... but she does have pretty hair ....

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Carpe Phlogiston said...

Dub, I think your web-footed family reunion album looks grand. Are those the Appalachian Mts in the background? :-)
Mom, fwiw I asked about monitor scratchers in an earlier contest. Would've asked how many did it this time, but I was too busy chewing 2-dimensional buttons!

Submariner said...

It's a b!tch that L isn't up a row, ain't it Mom?

bwahahahaha

Army of Mom said...

I would like to let everyone know that Army of Dad was electrocuted today. V the K will be getting served soon for causing this untimely death. Had V not posted this picture (or the car washing butt girl), Army of Dad would NOT have been licking the monitor when the unlikely accident occurred.

*thanks subby ... I wouldn't have caught that otherwise. :) Scary that you knew where I was trying to go with that one. LOL

Submariner said...

Army of Mom said...
*thanks subby ... Scary that you knew where I was trying to go with that one. LOL


Could be only because I got a "happiness tingle" of me own...

ochagirl said...

Miss Mixed Signals 2008.

ochagirl said...

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to climb farther back in to my closet and YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME OUT ALIVE!

-I find her incredibly hot. Tight sweaters on sexy chicks and dudes make following my "thou shalt not lust" rule REALLEH hard to follow. REALLEH, REALLEH HARD.

@.@ Her gorgeous face almost makes me not pay attention to her boobies. Maybe I can pretend I'm a lesbian and keep her photo on my nightstand.

Must find out where she lives. *goes into stalker mode*

Army of Dad said...

Looks like a "Girls of" pictorial test shot. After they got the photo exposure right they got the girl exposure right.