Thursday, September 25, 2008

Say Goodbye to Summer




Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Clicking on the photo brings up an enlargement, where the famous camel toe of wetdreams is clearly evident in bas relief.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Female ejaculation. It is not a myth.

Best of steve o
Yeah, yeah, I know. But you're not going to catch a fatal disease by riding in the car.

Best of Army of Mom
Reason No. 1 why the Tri-Delt car wash earned more money than the Sigma Chi.

Best of Chewman
If summer is over, how and where do I get my car winterized like this?

Best of mega
"C'mon baby....ram me like Paulson sticking it to the American taxpayer!!!!!!"

25 comments:

Dub said...

She prefers it when I dont get any on her. Unfortunately, now her car is going to need to be washed.

Dub said...

She could get a better job if she'd just follow the internets advice and "Get a brain Moran!"

shoechick said...

What exactly is she smuggling in the bottom of her bikini?

Dub said...

Hmmmm....I'm gonna need 3 "cock goes here" photoshop signs....

Dub said...

shoechick said...
What exactly is she smuggling in the bottom of her bikini?


I have a sneaking suspicion its not her virginity.

Passionate Conservative said...

...missed a spot...

mpur said...

Sully shouted, "Get that nasty stuff off my car! And rinse the soap off, too!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sidebar: VtheK's headlines for the latest two beauties can (sorta) be rearranged. Personally, I'd like to:
Say "Hello" to Summer (who could resist climbing up on her bumper?)
- and -
Say "Goodbye" to the Sweater (by unwrapping it one button at a time)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

shoechick sez - What exactly is she smuggling in the bottom of her bikini?
Clicking on the photo brings up an enlargement, where the famous camel toe of wetdreams is clearly evident in bas relief.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Female ejaculation. It is not a myth.

Jack Reacher said...

I bet more than the water is hard at that car wash.

steve o said...

Yeah, yeah, I know. But you're not going to catch a fatal disease by riding in the car.

Submariner said...

Cue Sam Elliot voiceover: "...it's what's fer dinner..."

Submariner said...

Yeah, yeah, "Hard work and your degree's made your fortune..." Somethin' else made mine.

Submariner said...

Makes me think of the old Beattles song:
♪ Thong-thing, in the way, please move...♪

Army of Mom said...

Here ya go, honey.
What is it?
A brown paper sack. You can be the Unknown Comic for Halloween.
Why?
*mumbling under breath* Because your ass is rocking, but your face looks like you hit the windshield a few too many times.

Army of Mom said...

CAR WASH: UR DOIN IT JUST FINE

Army of Mom said...

Happy Birthday Army of Dad. I got you a car wash.

Army of Mom said...

Reason No. 1 why the Tri-Delt car wash earned more money than the Sigma Chi.

Dub said...

I'm going to go out on limb here and guess that the car isnt the only thing that's been driven hard and hung up wet.

Chewman said...

If summer is over, how and where do I get my car winterized like this?

Army of Dad said...

I'll give her what she is having.

Army of Dad said...

I love hand(wash)jobs.

mega said...

"C'mon baby....ram me like Paulson sticking it to the American taxpayer!!!!!!"

Army of Dad said...

I CAN HAZ SPORTZ CAR?