1. "What is it with you hippies? Do your trust funds come with 'no deodorant' clauses?"
2. "Hey, Pig! May I put some lipstick on you?"
3. "Hey, Fascist Oppressor! Does this make it look like I have cancer? I'm trying to score a mercy f--k with a dumb hippie chick?"
4. "The oppressed peoples of the world will one day... um... one day ... um... they will. Dude, I could kill for some Doritos right now. Got any Doritos, dude?"
5. "Dude, I'll swap you my glasses for your gas mask. These hippie chicks are fugly and they smell like raw ass."
Best of Jack Reacher
"See this scarf? $29 at Urban Outfitters! Score!"
Best of mega
"Do you SEE this, pig? Do you??? Dunkin Donuts effing RULES, man."
Best of Silhouette
"26/32? Pffft, I have 20/30 vision, babee. Twent. Ty. Thirt. Ty. Right here, dude. Who looks foolish now?"
Best of Army of Mom
Rick Rockwell never got to bang Darva Conger, but he did get this lovely keffiyah as a parting gift.
Best of Submariner
So... I'LL see YOU at the Blue Oyster at 7:00?