Thursday, September 11, 2008

Rear Window

1. "Oh, look, it's starting to hail. Should I let the kids back in, or drink wine and watch Oprah. Decisions, decisions."

2. "And right outside my front window, the exhilarating drama of Rottweilers versus Obama volunteers."

3. "Mr. Sullivan's stomping around in his backyard naked with a rolled towel stuffed up his butt singing selections from Andrew Lloyd Weber musicals. It must be Thursday."

4. "What is it about an illegal cock-fight that gets me so-o-o-o horny!"

5. "I feel sorry for those red state peasants, who've never known the taste of arugula or the simple pleasure of a champagne enema."

Wicked Best of Jack Reacher ...
Muffy felt and emptiness in her life, and couldn't put her finger on the problem, until one day, it hit her; her community needed organizing.

Best of Passionate Conservative ...
Melissa Etheridge music video reinactment.

Best of 1 monkey, 1 typewriter ...
"What was the blood-curdling scream? Oh well, I'll just get undressed in front of this window with the door unlocked. What could possibly happen?

Best of mega ...
McCain's choice for Treasury Secretary came on the heels of the Jessica Alba appointment at State, and as one feminist noted, "is starting to fit a troubling pattern, since this one doesn't even have a bank account."

Best of racerboy ...
As Jenny gazed out the window over Nantucket Sound, she noticed an iceberg drifting in...

Best of Army of Dad ...
*thought bubble* ( )

16 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Dammit! Never strip when you know there's a madman loose!

Passionate Conservative said...

Does this skirt make my ass look fat?

Passionate Conservative said...

Melissa Etheridge music video reinactment.

Chrees said...

The real reason that Casual Fridays are so popular at this office

Jack Reacher said...

"Uh oh; the servants found out I've been paying them in Freddie Mac stock, and they're hopping mad."

Jack Reacher said...

Muffy felt and emptiness in her life, and couldn't put her finger on the problem, until one day, it hit her; her community needed organizing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Clinton internship or not, that was the strangest "vetting process" I've ever been through..."

Jack Reacher said...
Muffy felt and emptiness in her life, and couldn't put her finger on the problem, until one day, it hit her; her community needed organizing.


Frak, that was excellent!

1 monkey, 1 typewriter said...

Trailer from Halloween 27:
"What was the blood-curdling scream? Oh well, I'll just get undressed in front of this window with the door unlocked. What could possibly happen?

Submariner said...

Riffing on SOTG:

All those politicians all those years! If I'd have known what "vetting" was I'd have entered politics when I was still dating Gary Glitter!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

One reason blondes responding to "Secretary Wanted" ads are hired on the spot...
[thawt balloon]
"Darn, what did Mama tell me to check on right before I'm interviewed?"

Todd said...

Oh, it's Bill. Better get the blue dress and cigars again.
(Yes, SOTG beat me to it.)

mega said...

McCain's choice for Treasury Secretary came on the heels of the Jessica Alba appointment at State, and as one feminist noted, "is starting to fit a troubling pattern, since this one doesn't even have a bank account."

racerboy said...

As Jenny gazed out the window over Nantucket Sound, she noticed an iceberg drifting in...

Army of Mom said...

You can put lipstick on a pig, but its still a pig. But, enough about Dub ...

Army of Mom said...

Sandy was still wondering if she would have puppies after hearing the other ladies at the OB/GYN discussing how sexual positions determine what the baby will be.

Army of Dad said...

*thought bubble* ( )