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Keith Olbermann proudly display's his journalistic awards
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The Folsom Street 4-H Club holds it's annual indoor gardening show.
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Miss M; how many times do I have to tell you not to put on the mud suit in front of the plants?
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The clown on the right isn't really a blond.
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Another DNC convention souvenir. Interestingly enough, none of these were found in the trash at Invesco field.
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His handlers had trouble pulling John Edwards away from the display, while he kept muttering "No! I'm a father! I've done it with women!"
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Consult a horticulturalist if your cactus has an erection lasting four or more hours as this could be the sign of a serious complication.
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The press never failed to show their excitement over Obama.
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Interestinly, the latest version of the Chia Pet was only pulled off the market after it was found to have been made with lead paint in China.
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The real reason Mary Tyler Moore broke out laughing at Chuckles' funeral got cut from syndication.
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Andrew Sullivan avoided the morals charge, but he was never allowed to teach 3rd grade Arts & Crafts again.
Emnuclaw has vegetarians, who knew?
Keith Olbermann proudly display's his journalistic awards
The GOP faithful react to the news of Sarah Barracuda's nomination.
The Folsom Street 4-H Club hold's it's annual indoor gardening show.
My clown wants to give you a surprise...but you're gonna feel a little prick...
Miss M; how many times do I have to tell you not to put on the mud suit in front of the plants?
tHorny li'l bastidges, aren't they?
These are the straight clown pots. On the gay clown pots, the cactus grows in the rear.
The clown on the right isn't really a blond.
Another DNC convention souvenir. Interestingly enough, none of these were found in the trash at Invesco field.
His handlers had trouble pulling John Edwards away from the display, while he kept muttering "No! I'm a father! I've done it with women!"
The San Francisco version of goldenrod.
Guess what lights up when you press his nose?
Does this pot make my dick look big?
Some antibiotics will clear that right up.
Consult a horticulturalist if your cactus has an erection lasting four or more hours as this could be the sign of a serious complication.
Talk about a prick!
What a bunch of clowns standing around comparing prick size!
Disposal ideas for Mattel's recalled lead-paint cactus planter -
IMAX door prize for premier of ClownWarsXXX "Debbie Does Lightsabers" - FAIL
"Honey, I'm Home & I'm Horny!" doctor's office Viagra promo - FAIL
"Condoms Always Break" safe sex demo dolls for Abstinence-Only states - FAIL
"Get Out & Vote for Sarah" mascot - FAIL
Jiminy Cricket stand-in for risque Pinnochio remake - FAIL
Beverly Hills, 90210 Halloweenie party favor - PASS
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A Mr. Bill claymation idea for an upcoming Bill Clinton & John Edwards infidelity spoof segment on SNL - PASS
SuperGro--the original V1agra
The press never failed to show their excitement over Obama.
Dan Rather was pretty sure that his new neighbors were trying to tell him something...
Interestinly, the latest version of the Chia Pet was only pulled off the market after it was found to have been made with lead paint in China.
PRICKS!!!!!!
Is anyone surprised they're all still virgins???
Oh, scratch that. The guy behind the counter just told me Andrew Sullivan was here yesterday...
♫ Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free
They give me cactus scratch fever
Cactus scratch fever... ♫
The real reason Mary Tyler Moore broke out laughing at Chuckles' funeral got cut from syndication.
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