Monday, September 08, 2008

Pottie: The Clown With a Giant Angry Penis

Divine Miss M


Best of The Man
Keith Olbermann proudly display's his journalistic awards

Best of GregMan
The Folsom Street 4-H Club holds it's annual indoor gardening show.

Best of Submariner
Miss M; how many times do I have to tell you not to put on the mud suit in front of the plants?

Best of Passionate Conservative
The clown on the right isn't really a blond.

Best of mpur
Another DNC convention souvenir. Interestingly enough, none of these were found in the trash at Invesco field.

Best of Jack Reacher
His handlers had trouble pulling John Edwards away from the display, while he kept muttering "No! I'm a father! I've done it with women!"

Best of Army of Mom
Consult a horticulturalist if your cactus has an erection lasting four or more hours as this could be the sign of a serious complication.

Best of Rodney Dill
The press never failed to show their excitement over Obama.

Best of sonicfrog
Interestinly, the latest version of the Chia Pet was only pulled off the market after it was found to have been made with lead paint in China.

Best of attmay
The real reason Mary Tyler Moore broke out laughing at Chuckles' funeral got cut from syndication.

31 comments:

Achilles said...

Andrew Sullivan avoided the morals charge, but he was never allowed to teach 3rd grade Arts & Crafts again.

The Man said...

Emnuclaw has vegetarians, who knew?

The Man said...

Keith Olbermann proudly display's his journalistic awards

GregMan said...

The GOP faithful react to the news of Sarah Barracuda's nomination.

GregMan said...

The Folsom Street 4-H Club hold's it's annual indoor gardening show.

Dub said...

My clown wants to give you a surprise...but you're gonna feel a little prick...

Submariner said...

Miss M; how many times do I have to tell you not to put on the mud suit in front of the plants?

Submariner said...

tHorny li'l bastidges, aren't they?

Dub said...

These are the straight clown pots. On the gay clown pots, the cactus grows in the rear.

Passionate Conservative said...

The clown on the right isn't really a blond.

mpur said...

Another DNC convention souvenir. Interestingly enough, none of these were found in the trash at Invesco field.

Jack Reacher said...

His handlers had trouble pulling John Edwards away from the display, while he kept muttering "No! I'm a father! I've done it with women!"

Jack Reacher said...

The San Francisco version of goldenrod.

Submariner said...

Guess what lights up when you press his nose?

Army of Mom said...

Does this pot make my dick look big?

Army of Mom said...

Some antibiotics will clear that right up.

Army of Mom said...

Consult a horticulturalist if your cactus has an erection lasting four or more hours as this could be the sign of a serious complication.

Army of Mom said...

Talk about a prick!

Army of Mom said...

What a bunch of clowns standing around comparing prick size!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Disposal ideas for Mattel's recalled lead-paint cactus planter -
IMAX door prize for premier of ClownWarsXXX "Debbie Does Lightsabers" - FAIL
"Honey, I'm Home & I'm Horny!" doctor's office Viagra promo - FAIL
"Condoms Always Break" safe sex demo dolls for Abstinence-Only states - FAIL
"Get Out & Vote for Sarah" mascot - FAIL
Jiminy Cricket stand-in for risque Pinnochio remake - FAIL
Beverly Hills, 90210 Halloweenie party favor - PASS

- or -
A Mr. Bill claymation idea for an upcoming Bill Clinton & John Edwards infidelity spoof segment on SNL - PASS

Chrees said...

SuperGro--the original V1agra

Rodney Dill said...

The press never failed to show their excitement over Obama.

Adjustah said...

Dan Rather was pretty sure that his new neighbors were trying to tell him something...

sonicfrog said...

Interestinly, the latest version of the Chia Pet was only pulled off the market after it was found to have been made with lead paint in China.

sonicfrog said...

PRICKS!!!!!!

sonicfrog said...

Is anyone surprised they're all still virgins???

sonicfrog said...

Oh, scratch that. The guy behind the counter just told me Andrew Sullivan was here yesterday...

sonicfrog said...

♫ Well I don't know where they come from
But they sure do come
I hope they comin' for me
And I don't know how they do it
But they sure do it good
I hope they doin' it for free

They give me cactus scratch fever
Cactus scratch fever... ♫

attmay said...

The real reason Mary Tyler Moore broke out laughing at Chuckles' funeral got cut from syndication.

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pe said...

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