Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Panda and Horse

Silhouette
1. Smack-Smack, the world's first panda crackwhore.

2. "There, this shipment of embryonic panda stem cells should keep Nancy Pelosi alive for another week."

3. "There, this injection of panda urine will... so, sorry, why exactly does Andrew Sullivan take injections of panda urine?"

4. The People's Republic of China... the modern, thriving nation where elite wildlife biologists wear plastic flip-flops.

5. A Chinese, caught right in the middle of playing joke.

Best of Dub
PANDA BEAR REACH AROUND....UR DOIN IT...WELL, I DONT KNOW...I GUESS THAT LOOKS LIKE HOW I'D IMAGINE IT...NOT THAT I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT....MUCH.

Best of Passionate Conservative
And now a scene from SAW V: Beijing.

Best of The Man
In Russian Emnuclaw, animals have sex with you.

Best of Whacko
Just two more injections, some phony documents, and the panda will be ready for the 2012 Olympic women's gymnastics competition.

Best of Double the U
Thanks Bob, this is the only way to get panda semen, you are being a real sport about the whole thing.

Best of Submariner
The "Chinese Michael Jackson" had slightly different urges and gave all of his "Mao Juice" to a different toddler group.

Best of Silhouette
Wang, your company drug test came back clean for pot, heroin, or coke. But corporate is real concerned about how much bamboo you seem to be eating.

Best of flyovercountry
The very moment Jackie Chan decided on a movie career.

28 comments:

Dub said...

PANDA BEAR REACH AROUND....UR DOIN IT...WELL, I DONT KNOW...I GUESS THAT LOOKS LIKE HOW I'D IMAGINE IT...NOT THAT I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT....MUCH.

Dub said...

Panda Butt Seks

Dub said...

Panda thought bubble: No no, you're injecting your fluid into the wrong hole.

Dub said...

If Asian/Panda Butt Secks is your thing, Corbis is here for you.

Dub said...

Oh...so THIS is where Ozarka "spring water" comes from.

Passionate Conservative said...

I'm not sure why the dude needed to shoot up while doing a lap dance for the panda, but hey, different strokes...

Passionate Conservative said...

And now a scene from SAW V: Beijing.

Passionate Conservative said...

Green tea source.

kg said...

Discovery Channel Dirty Jobs, China Edition.

The Man said...

In Russian Emnuclaw, animals have sex with you.

Dub said...

Ching Ching, the panda, was happy to see that aside from the cowboy you can also order the Inflatable Chinese Chemist.

Whacko said...

Just two more injections, some phony documents, and the panda will be ready for the 2012 Olympic women's gymnastics competition.

Whacko said...

Sort of like the Manchurian Candidate only the panda is chemically brainwashed and sent to America for the Democratic primaries.

Double the U said...

Thanks Bob, this is the only way to get panda semen, you are being a real sport about the whole thing.

Son Of The Godfather said...

*sigh*... Sexual Harrassment Panda is always looking over my shoulder...

Submariner said...

ORA:

When he grows up he hopes to be able to dance with Jack Lemon...

Submariner said...

The "Chinese Michael Jackson" had slightly different urges and gave all of his "Mao Juice" to a different toddler group.

Submariner said...

Voice-over: "We've replaced Bada Bings regular bamboo juice with pure extract of Exlax. Let's see if he notices..."

Silhouette said...

Strange aftertaste of Dr Pepper: Revealed!

Silhouette said...

Wang, your company drug test came back clean for pot, heroin, or coke. But corporate is real concerned about how much bamboo you seem to be eating.

Jack Reacher said...

Looks like the MSM missed all the cool events at the Democrat Presidential Convention.

Jack Reacher said...

The Chinese super-collider lacked much of the flash of the European version.

flyovercountry said...

The very moment Jackie Chan decided on a movie career.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pandamania + Chinese knockoffs = the unauthorized Nike pannypak

Carpe Phlogiston said...

A discovery that young pandas imprint on the first black & white animated object they see explains why all new Chinese-issue lab coats will be Mao red.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Chang wouldn't admit it, but everybody else could see he had a Panda on his back

mpur said...

Chang quickly learned to keep his back against the wall when working around pandas.

Dub said...

One more batch of baby forumla, ready to go!