1. Smack-Smack, the world's first panda crackwhore.
2. "There, this shipment of embryonic panda stem cells should keep Nancy Pelosi alive for another week."
3. "There, this injection of panda urine will... so, sorry, why exactly does Andrew Sullivan take injections of panda urine?"
4. The People's Republic of China... the modern, thriving nation where elite wildlife biologists wear plastic flip-flops.
5. A Chinese, caught right in the middle of playing joke.
Best of Dub
PANDA BEAR REACH AROUND....UR DOIN IT...WELL, I DONT KNOW...I GUESS THAT LOOKS LIKE HOW I'D IMAGINE IT...NOT THAT I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT....MUCH.
Best of Passionate Conservative
And now a scene from SAW V: Beijing.
Best of The Man
In Russian Emnuclaw, animals have sex with you.
Best of Whacko
Just two more injections, some phony documents, and the panda will be ready for the 2012 Olympic women's gymnastics competition.
Best of Double the U
Thanks Bob, this is the only way to get panda semen, you are being a real sport about the whole thing.
Best of Submariner
The "Chinese Michael Jackson" had slightly different urges and gave all of his "Mao Juice" to a different toddler group.
Best of Silhouette
Wang, your company drug test came back clean for pot, heroin, or coke. But corporate is real concerned about how much bamboo you seem to be eating.
Best of flyovercountry
The very moment Jackie Chan decided on a movie career.
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PANDA BEAR REACH AROUND....UR DOIN IT...WELL, I DONT KNOW...I GUESS THAT LOOKS LIKE HOW I'D IMAGINE IT...NOT THAT I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT....MUCH.
Panda Butt Seks
Panda thought bubble: No no, you're injecting your fluid into the wrong hole.
If Asian/Panda Butt Secks is your thing, Corbis is here for you.
Oh...so THIS is where Ozarka "spring water" comes from.
I'm not sure why the dude needed to shoot up while doing a lap dance for the panda, but hey, different strokes...
And now a scene from SAW V: Beijing.
Green tea source.
Discovery Channel Dirty Jobs, China Edition.
In Russian Emnuclaw, animals have sex with you.
Ching Ching, the panda, was happy to see that aside from the cowboy you can also order the Inflatable Chinese Chemist.
Just two more injections, some phony documents, and the panda will be ready for the 2012 Olympic women's gymnastics competition.
Sort of like the Manchurian Candidate only the panda is chemically brainwashed and sent to America for the Democratic primaries.
Thanks Bob, this is the only way to get panda semen, you are being a real sport about the whole thing.
*sigh*... Sexual Harrassment Panda is always looking over my shoulder...
ORA:
When he grows up he hopes to be able to dance with Jack Lemon...
The "Chinese Michael Jackson" had slightly different urges and gave all of his "Mao Juice" to a different toddler group.
Voice-over: "We've replaced Bada Bings regular bamboo juice with pure extract of Exlax. Let's see if he notices..."
Strange aftertaste of Dr Pepper: Revealed!
Wang, your company drug test came back clean for pot, heroin, or coke. But corporate is real concerned about how much bamboo you seem to be eating.
Looks like the MSM missed all the cool events at the Democrat Presidential Convention.
The Chinese super-collider lacked much of the flash of the European version.
The very moment Jackie Chan decided on a movie career.
Pandamania + Chinese knockoffs = the unauthorized Nike pannypak
A discovery that young pandas imprint on the first black & white animated object they see explains why all new Chinese-issue lab coats will be Mao red.
Chang wouldn't admit it, but everybody else could see he had a Panda on his back
Chang quickly learned to keep his back against the wall when working around pandas.
One more batch of baby forumla, ready to go!
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