1. "My team of foreign policy advisers recommends that we pillage coastal villages in the British Isles."
2. Palin was proud to have killed every animal that "donated" a pelt to this picture.
3. "Who would have thought we could get this much fur from one kitten?"
4. "Well, the pillaging of Wilmington went well. What's next?"
5. "What's in your wallet?"
Best of Passionate Conservative
Palin's first commercial for Tubog Gold
Best of Paul
What happens in Wasilla stays in Wasilla.
Best of jj
The RNC welcoming committee poses for a group picture before going out to "welcome" Andrea Mitchell.
Best of Chrees
The only picture from the Minnesota Vikings' Lake Minnetonka cruise that could be published in the paper
Best of Whacko
Looks like the inagural ball will have some, uh, "different" guests.
Best of Dub
Palin really likes horny guys.
Best of Rodney Dill
Uff-dah
Best of Uncle Grinny
Palin's hypothetical cabinet still can't top Bill Clinton's for sheer wierdness
Best of flyovercountry
For a short while, Vice President's Palin's staff had trouble adjusting to office life in the West Wing, however, after some pillaging and looting, they felt right at home.
Best of racerboy
"For years to come, the children of your village will sing of the battle for the right to form my Inaugural Honor Guard."
Best of racerboy
♪"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..."♪
Best of mega
Palin was so hot, even the usually reserved Queen Elizabeth was willing to take part in her kinky group costume/sex scenes.
Best of prince of leaves
"These are my friends, Markos, and they know where you live."
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Palin family reunion
Sarah Palin gets the horny old men vote.
Palin's first commercial for Tubog Gold
What happens in Wasilla stays in Wasilla.
The RNC welcoming committee poses for a group picture before going out to "welcome" Andrea Mitchell.
After seeing this picture - and more specifically, the girl at upper right - Hil Clinton was conflicted on whether to attack Sarah as requested by the Jobama ticket...
The only picture from the Minnesota Vikings' Lake Minnetonka cruise that could be published in the paper
Looks like the inagural ball will have some, uh, "different" guests.
"Merry Christmas! From the staff at Caption This!"
Palin really likes horny guys.
Uff-dah
Palin's hypothetical cabinet still can't top Bill Clinton's for sheer wierdness
Meanwhile, at the Flavor Flav convention....
For a short while, Vice President's Palin's staff had trouble adjusting to office life in the West Wing, however, after some pillaging and looting, they felt right at home.
Hey Governor, pull my horn.
"OK, I think this is enough folks for us to conquer Delaware."
"For years to come, the children of your village will sing of the battle for the right to form my Inaugural Honor Guard."
♪"Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam..."♪
Looks like foreign policy experience to me.
A sneak peek at funerals of foreign dignitaries and tie-breaking in the Senate after January 2009.
Palin was so hot, even the usually reserved Queen Elizabeth was willing to take part in her kinky group costume/sex scenes.
The whole "hockey mom" sthtick went over so well at the convention, Palin decided to up it a notch and roll out Saracuda 2.0: Viking Warrior Goddess.
"These are my friends, Markos, and they know where you live."
ORA: "She wearsssss zee horrrrrrnnnnss of POWERRRRRR!"
It may seem over the top, but this Palin party was pretty loki.
It was painfully clear that the Eskimos for Sarah photo op lacked local color. Later, the RNC sheepishly admitted they'd never actually met an Inuit, that the idea was scripted by a credit card lobbyist.
It turned out the leftards with their "Palin's an extremist right-wing fascist" stuff were right, after all. However, to be fair, many did not mind the new policies, such as the Office Of the Vice President Official U.S. Dress Code. Frankly, animal skins were warmer and more versatile than the various fashion trends from what was now known in all official texts only as "The Pre-Palin Lost Age", and the horns provided an easy, effective way to signal submission to the troops of the VP's personal regiment. And since women were required to be pregnant at all times between age 13 and 40, the skins helped cover their pregger status - an innovation for which Palin was awarded another "Order Of The American Most Righteous" by her own office. Michael Moore could have had the all-time "I told you so" if he had not been rounded up, tortured in a dismal Arab country, and shot, on Palin's inauguration day.
Michael Moore ......rounded up, tortured in a dismal Arab country, and shot, on Palin's inauguration day.
Another reason to vote McCain/Palin!
Michael Moore...rounded up...
He couldn't get any more round.
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