Thursday, September 11, 2008

Orange, Fuzzy, Slutty



Best of Passionate Conservative
This reminds me, I have to go shopping for earmuffs later.

Best of Army of Mom
That is one flaming cooch!

Best of Chrees
The answer to the age old question "Shag or hardwood?" -- both!

Best of attmay
The muppet who died to make that rug probably would have thought it was worth it.

Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Orange, Fuzzy, Slutty": Classified ads reveal the seemier side of FraggleRock.

Best of 1 monkey, 1 typewriter
Kids, this is what Hillary looks like after 19 shots of tequila. Let that be a warning to you.

Best of steve o
If I were the director, Batman's new nemesis would be "Pussywoman."

Best of ochagirl

Open>> GIMP>> Tools >> Color>>

Adjust Color Levels >>Red>> Decrease Shadow; decrease mid-tones.

>>Blue>> Increase Mid-tones

31 comments:

kg said...

Carpet & drapes don't match, but the carpet and flames do....

Passionate Conservative said...

This reminds me, I have to go shopping for earmuffs later.

Passionate Conservative said...

...thousands of tribbles died to make your rug, show a little respect!

Army of Mom said...

That is one flaming cooch!

Passionate Conservative said...

No one does it like Sara Lee, or Miss Honeypot, for that matter.

Army of Mom said...

Dub discounts another one because of one small itsy bitsy hint of a fat roll under her chin.

Army of Mom said...

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes.

Army of Mom said...

That flaming bikini must be hot, how about lets take it off and cool down?

Army of Mom said...

I'm going steady, and I French kiss. My dad says I'm the best.

Army of Dad said...

May as well throw away the rug, that will never come out.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad? You said it was cheeto dust on your underwear, but after seeing this, I'm thinking that it looked a lot more like this orange fuzz ...

Army of Dad said...

Um, I didn't inhale?

Army of Dad said...

Would you belive that I was attacked by a very large UT fan in a fluffy sweater?

Chrees said...

The answer to the age old question "Shag or hardwood?" -- both!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Pythagonorrhea Theorem: The volume of the plastic orbs is equal to the number who've squared a right angle the length of the hypotenuse.

attmay said...

The muppet who died to make that rug probably would have thought it was worth it.

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Orange, Fuzzy, Slutty"

Classified ads reveal the seemier side of FraggleRock.

1 Monkey, 1 Typewriter said...

Are you OK? You were knocked unconscious when you ran across the room.

1 monkey, 1 typewriter said...

Kids, this is what Hillary looks like after 19 shots of tequila. Let that be a warning to you.

Submariner said...

Y'know; I always wake up right about here in the dream...

Submariner said...

Looks like SOTG's prom date has fallen and she can't get up; good thing HE can.


And welcome back me long lost amigo. How was the rowboat to Antarctica?

Steve O said...

Happy Hollow-weenie!

steve o said...

If I were the director, Batman's new nemesis would be "Pussywoman."

steve o said...

I see the carpet, but I don't think there ARE any drapes!

steve o said...

5 cents a dance.

robert said...

Oooohhhh - your Large Hardon Collider really makes me hot. Oh, H-A-D-R-O-N. Never mind.

Dub said...

Now I understand why it burns when I pee.

ochagirl said...

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world/
Life in plastic, it's fantastic/
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere/
Imagination, life is your creation . . .

ochagirl said...

Open>> GIMP>> Tools >> Color>>

Adjust Color Levels >>Red>> Decrease Shadow; decrease mid-tones.

>>Blue>> Increase Mid-tones

Son Of The Godfather said...

"Orange ya glad I didn't say 'banana'?"

And welcome back me long lost amigo. How was the rowboat to Antarctica?

Hey buddy!... Actually, I've been kinda searchin the job market. Last job fizzled out, and apparently the wife doesn't think it's time for me to be a "man of leisure" yet. heh.

Army of Dad said...

I felt the burning the next morning and I knew right away she was bad to my bone.