Best of Passionate Conservative
This reminds me, I have to go shopping for earmuffs later.
Best of Army of Mom
That is one flaming cooch!
Best of Chrees
The answer to the age old question "Shag or hardwood?" -- both!
Best of attmay
The muppet who died to make that rug probably would have thought it was worth it.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
"Orange, Fuzzy, Slutty": Classified ads reveal the seemier side of FraggleRock.
Best of 1 monkey, 1 typewriter
Kids, this is what Hillary looks like after 19 shots of tequila. Let that be a warning to you.
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If I were the director, Batman's new nemesis would be "Pussywoman."
Best of ochagirl
Open>> GIMP>> Tools >> Color>>
Adjust Color Levels >>Red>> Decrease Shadow; decrease mid-tones.
>>Blue>> Increase Mid-tones
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Carpet & drapes don't match, but the carpet and flames do....
This reminds me, I have to go shopping for earmuffs later.
...thousands of tribbles died to make your rug, show a little respect!
That is one flaming cooch!
No one does it like Sara Lee, or Miss Honeypot, for that matter.
Dub discounts another one because of one small itsy bitsy hint of a fat roll under her chin.
My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flashes.
That flaming bikini must be hot, how about lets take it off and cool down?
I'm going steady, and I French kiss. My dad says I'm the best.
May as well throw away the rug, that will never come out.
Army of Dad? You said it was cheeto dust on your underwear, but after seeing this, I'm thinking that it looked a lot more like this orange fuzz ...
Um, I didn't inhale?
Would you belive that I was attacked by a very large UT fan in a fluffy sweater?
The answer to the age old question "Shag or hardwood?" -- both!
Pythagonorrhea Theorem: The volume of the plastic orbs is equal to the number who've squared a right angle the length of the hypotenuse.
The muppet who died to make that rug probably would have thought it was worth it.
"Orange, Fuzzy, Slutty"
Classified ads reveal the seemier side of FraggleRock.
Are you OK? You were knocked unconscious when you ran across the room.
Kids, this is what Hillary looks like after 19 shots of tequila. Let that be a warning to you.
Y'know; I always wake up right about here in the dream...
Looks like SOTG's prom date has fallen and she can't get up; good thing HE can.
And welcome back me long lost amigo. How was the rowboat to Antarctica?
Happy Hollow-weenie!
If I were the director, Batman's new nemesis would be "Pussywoman."
I see the carpet, but I don't think there ARE any drapes!
5 cents a dance.
Oooohhhh - your Large Hardon Collider really makes me hot. Oh, H-A-D-R-O-N. Never mind.
Now I understand why it burns when I pee.
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world/
Life in plastic, it's fantastic/
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere/
Imagination, life is your creation . . .
Open>> GIMP>> Tools >> Color>>
Adjust Color Levels >>Red>> Decrease Shadow; decrease mid-tones.
>>Blue>> Increase Mid-tones
"Orange ya glad I didn't say 'banana'?"
And welcome back me long lost amigo. How was the rowboat to Antarctica?
Hey buddy!... Actually, I've been kinda searchin the job market. Last job fizzled out, and apparently the wife doesn't think it's time for me to be a "man of leisure" yet. heh.
I felt the burning the next morning and I knew right away she was bad to my bone.
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