1. Angry over the latest "McCain is a geezer ad," Myrtle makes sure to spit in every order of potato salad coming from Obama headquarters.
2. Myrtle didn't mind the deli at Food Lion, but she did miss her old job as an attorney in the Bush Justice Department.
3. Once again, the tension between Myrtle and Edna was so thick you could cut it with a knife. *This* was why workplace romances were strictly discouraged.
4. "Yes, I remember being a young girl in the sweet flowering of youth. It was about the time Joe Biden was first elected to the Senate..."
5. "Anyway, I says to Myrtle, I says 'If you drop acid while listening to Dark Side of the Moon
and watching The Wizard of Oz, they totally sync up...'"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Investigating complaints a cafeteria worker was thumbing the scale and pocketing overages, Weights & Measurements Inspector Twoomie cleared "Myrtle" of any wrongdoing but ordered her to buy a support bra.
Best of Passionate Conservative
The workers at the Soylent Green facility were sworn to secrecy.
Best of Son Of The Godfather
The horror really hit Thomas as he looked up from his tomato soup. It didn't matter, really, to whom the dentures he just discovered belonged to.
Best of flyovercountry
Although it took a few weeks, President McCain came to like moose stew, and the fact that the Alaska folks would work for minimum wage, and liked it, was just frosting on the Baked Alaska.
Best of Silhouette
Since Michael Moore was dining alone tonight, the kitchen staff just served some courses straight from the metal bins.
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Investigating complaints a cafeteria worker was thumbing the scale and pocketing overages, Weights & Measurements Inspector Twoomie cleared "Myrtle" of any wrongdoing but ordered her to buy a support bra. This was later known as BoobieGate, a tempest in a G-cup.
The workers at the Soylent Green facility were sworn to secrecy.
Q: What does this picture have in common with the gaffe-prone Mr.Biden?
A: Sloppy Joe, slop-sloppy-Joe.
The horror really hit Thomas as he looked up from his tomato soup. It didn't matter, really, to whom the dentures he just discovered belonged to.
"Myrtle, do ya see a band-aid in the scrambled eggs?... Ah, nevermind... it'll show up."
"I dunno, Edna... How the heck do we even begin to make an 'arugala pancake'?"
"Just gimme 10 minutes to wrap things up here, Subby, and I'll get ready for prom..." ;)
"Why, thanks Myrtle, I think your body is a wonderland, too."
ORA:
More Bar-b-que Mr. SOTG?
Quentin Tarantino rifs Agatha Christie with "Arenic and an Old Face."
Although it took a few weeks, President McCain came to like moose stew, and the fact that the Alaska folks would work for minimum wage, and liked it, was just frosting on the Baked Alaska.
Since Michael Moore was dining alone tonight, the kitchen staff just served some courses straight from the metal bins.
Many say Le Cordon Bleu has lost its status in recent years.
While the food trays seem full, in reality, Jane is scraping the bottom of the soon-to-be-empty bin. This concludes today's Obama Administration Metaphor.
In one chilling moment, it dawns on Myrtle what the Soylent Green she's been serving all these years really is.
You want another spoonful of 'hope', or how's about some 'change'?
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