1. "Well, at least Dan Fowler got a good laugh out of our situation, honey."
2. "I guess Bush still hates us, dear."
3. "The bullsh-t from the Obama campaign is already knee-deep and rising.
4. "On the radio, they said the dike failed. But I don't see what this has to do with Hillary not winning the nomination."
5. "I told you God would punish us if we didn't stop praying to Cthulu."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Although the aroma was wonderful, residents of Hershey, Pennsylvania were just not amused when striking employees sabotaged the famous factory's vats and pipes. OTOH, diet centers were licking their chops.
Best of Passionate Conservative
Knee deep in foul water, and they still get to watch "The L Word."
Best of Jack Reacher
"I wouldn't worry about it. This happened the last time I watched the Democrat Convention."
Best of prince of leaves
Oh great. Making fun of a pair of double-amputees watching television while sitting on their freshly-waxed linoleum floor. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves. Monors.
Best of Whacko
Kind of makes you wonder how high on the walls those 220 volt outlets are.
Best of Double the U
Honey? Can you go jiggle the handle on the toilet?
Best of mega
Fortunately, Tim and Amy got help from a community organizer to find an apartment on Chicago's southside.
Best of Silhouette
"Honey, my water broke. I think it's time."
Best of Submariner
How Gaia says "Wrong furniture pattern."