Saturday, September 13, 2008

Must-See TV

Brender
1. "Well, at least Dan Fowler got a good laugh out of our situation, honey."

2. "I guess Bush still hates us, dear."

3. "The bullsh-t from the Obama campaign is already knee-deep and rising.

4. "On the radio, they said the dike failed. But I don't see what this has to do with Hillary not winning the nomination."

5. "I told you God would punish us if we didn't stop praying to Cthulu."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Although the aroma was wonderful, residents of Hershey, Pennsylvania were just not amused when striking employees sabotaged the famous factory's vats and pipes. OTOH, diet centers were licking their chops.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Knee deep in foul water, and they still get to watch "The L Word."

Best of Jack Reacher
"I wouldn't worry about it. This happened the last time I watched the Democrat Convention."

Best of prince of leaves
Oh great. Making fun of a pair of double-amputees watching television while sitting on their freshly-waxed linoleum floor. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves. Monors.

Best of Whacko
Kind of makes you wonder how high on the walls those 220 volt outlets are.

Best of Double the U
Honey? Can you go jiggle the handle on the toilet?

Best of mega
Fortunately, Tim and Amy got help from a community organizer to find an apartment on Chicago's southside.

Best of Silhouette
"Honey, my water broke. I think it's time."

Best of Submariner
How Gaia says "Wrong furniture pattern."

38 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Wow, I didn't know that Bangladesh had electricity and TV!

Army of Dad said...

Manish, is that a Snickers bar or something worse?

Army of Dad said...

No I didn't pee in the water the neighbors did.

Army of Dad said...

I have heard of shitholes, but this is ridiculous.

Army of Dad said...

See I told you that leather shoes were a bad idea.

Army of Dad said...

Ok, I'll bite. Why they hell are the plastic lawn chairs up on the table?!

Would be a real shame if you had to hose them off.

Army of Dad said...

Bangladesh floods too much you said. We should move to USA you said. So why did you move us to New Orleans!!!

Army of Dad said...

Welcome to V the K's Crap This.

Anonymous said...

So they still have electricity? And they are walking around in a foot of water?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Location Location Location"
In real estate parlance, "lakefront/beachfront" property may have more panache; but "Ganges-front property" really sells it where a premium's put on putrefying bodies floating past the front door.

or

While FEMA's upbeat new jingle - "Beat your feet on the Mississippi Mud" - instantly appealed to Bush, Mahatma and Dharma knew their Powerball tickets had a better chance of coming through for them.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Although the aroma was wonderful, residents of Hershey, Pennsylvania were just not amused when striking employees sabotaged the famous factory's vats and pipes. OTOH, diet centers were licking their chops.

Passionate Conservative said...

Knee deep in foul water, and they still get to watch "The L Word."

Jack Reacher said...

"See, I told you, Pramish. Julia child said a bar of bullion, not a barrel. We'd better turn off the stove."

Jack Reacher said...

"I wouldn't worry about it. This happened the last time I watched the Democrat Convention."

prince of leaves said...

"In-room swimming pool my ass," thought Anupom. "This is the last time I use DirtCheapLuxuryHotels.com for vacation planning."

prince of leaves said...

Oh great. Making fun of a pair of double-amputees watching television while sitting on their freshly-waxed linoleum floor. Read their story. Edumacate yourselves. Monors.

Todd said...

I'm telling you, as soon as that global warming stuff kicks in this place will be worth a fortune!

Whacko said...

Kind of makes you wonder how high on the walls those 220 volt outlets are.

Whacko said...

Kind of makes you wonder how high on the walls those 220 volt outlets are.

Whacko said...

"Hey cupcakes, before another Law and Order comes on, wanna order some take-out from the "Three Fat Broads Cafe"?

Double the U said...

Honey? Can you go jiggle the handle on the toilet?

prince of leaves said...

WE CAN HAZ FEMA TRAYLUR?

mega said...

After the defeat, some Obama supporters were so stunned and morose that they lacked the energy even to turn off their own faucets.

mega said...

Fortunately, Tim and Amy got help from a community organizer to find an apartment on Chicago's southside.

mega said...

The government takeover of the plumbing industry was another feather in Pelosi and Reid's caps.

Silhouette said...

"See? Even CNN now says it is going to flood. Do you believe me now?"

Silhouette said...

"Be quiet, wife. I am waiting for them to tell me how this is Governor Palin's fault."

Silhouette said...

"Honey, my water broke. I think it's time."

Silhouette said...

"We don't need tile installation. Fast forward to the part about leaking pipes."

Submariner said...

Just keep your foot on that &#@%!*#$ gnome's head, Dharma...

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Submariner said...

How Gaia says "Wrong furniture pattern."

Jack Reacher said...

"Did you see that? That wave just knocked Geraldo down! Man, I sure was worried about him."

Chrees said...

"Let's check and see how potty training of the youngest at the Chrees household is going..."

Submariner said...

I don't know why, but I just get mesmerized by Jim Cantore's coverage...

1 monkey, 1 typewriter said...

Screw the hurricane, Oprah's on! Get the Bon-bons.

Submariner said...

That Obamessiah has promised to eliminate unemployment in Dearborn, taxes on the poor, tropical cyclone's, and most importantly, George W. Bush's evil throughout the world! I can't wait for November...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

It Had to Happen Dept
To play on the misery of flood victims, both sides raised the god card in attack ads. The irony of both parties claiming they had the support of a mythical figure only served to confuse single-issue voters.