Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mr. and Mr. Sulu


1. Star Trek episode I least want to think about now, "The Naked Time."

2. Seeing his response to the microphone, the new Mr. Takei wondered about those late nights and long weekends George spent "advising" Gavin Newsom.

3. "We're registered at 'Saks' 'Macys' and 'FistingWorld.'"

4. "I am so sick of you right-wing evangelicals. In gay marriages, it's perfectly normal to bring the ring-bearer on the honeymoon!"

5. "How did we meet? In a West Hollywood bath house doing a 'London Bridge' over Leo di Caprio.... (elbow in the ribs)... um, I mean, Match-dot-com."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Both men saw a long knobby thing they wanted to devour.

Best of Chrees
Their first fight happened when George said he would be "doing Howard" next week...

Best of Dub
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Best of Jack Reacher
"Guys, I just asked if you'd be voting Republican in November. It's not that funny."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Tribbles? Yeah, they can be trouble, but it's nothing like what Captain Penicillin here brought to the honeymoon."

22 comments:

Double the U said...

Wow, you couldn't tell from the distance but these were the two tree sitters at Berkley.

Double the U said...

"Warp speed", "Energize!", "landing party", "Vulcan grip" are words that have special meaning to us.

Nose said...

Set phasers on FABULOUS!

(Stolen from SNL)

Passionate Conservative said...

For some reason, the show "BJ and the Bear" comes to mind.

Passionate Conservative said...

Well, I think we know who the pitcher and catcher are now.

Passionate Conservative said...

As a treat for their wedding, George shaved.

Passionate Conservative said...

George may be gay, but he doesn't know how to dress himself. Violet with navy blue?

Passionate Conservative said...

Both men saw a long knobby thing they wanted to devour.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"Holy Mother of Spock, it was not a meteorite shower... it was your damned stiletto heel on my big toe,again! For the last time, it's Left RIGHT shuffle tap tap!"

Army of Dad said...

Instead of I do they said "engage".

Army of Dad said...

I see you Kirk, can you see me?

Chrees said...

Their first fight happened when George said he would be "doing Howard" next week...

mklasing said...

"Ha Ha Ha, another 'Kling-on' joke by the press, they never get old."

mklasing said...

A reporter from the new cable news network, Entertainment For Effiminates asks the question, "Does Sulu ask before he hits the Warp Speed thrusters?"

Passionate Conservative said...

V,

I think you'd be more worried about the episode "The Man Trap."

Dub said...

Why cant I quit Sulu?

Dub said...

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Jack Reacher said...

"Guys, I just asked if you'd be voting Republican in November. It's not that funny."

Jack Reacher said...

"Tribbles? Yeah, they can be trouble, but it's nothing like what Captain Penicillin here brought to the honeymoon."

prince of leaves said...

"NYAARRGGHHRHRHH! Oh sorry, just my 'space piles' acting up again..."

prince of leaves said...

And that's when the EFE reporter learned that "ejecting one's warp core" was Trek-ese for a shart.

Rodney Dill said...

Whazza matter? Can't Takei joke?