Monday, September 22, 2008

Look at that Ass!

Brender

1. "Yeah, I was trippin' on some truly excellent mescaline when I painted that."

2. "You see, horses that are the wrong color are scary, just like certain people who don't know their place," Hillary explained to the children.

3. "And if you kids want to learn more about Catherine the Great, check out the books at your local library."

4. Hill and Vill visit a Sex Ed class at an Enumclaw Elementary school.

5. "Dis be a horse, mutha-f-cka!" Hill and Vill visit an Ebonics Class in South Central Elementary.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...but some animals are more equal than others. That's why Super Delegates were invented, although most of them are spineless, double-crossing..."
"Okay, kids, that's all we have time for today!"

Best of Dub
Its nice to see Mr. Valdez sharing a story about his coffee hauling mule

Best of Rodney Dill
"Yep, I see the resemblance."

Best of Submariner
"...and this is the one I rode in on..."

Best of Army of Mom
Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?
I see a shrill bitch looking at me.

Best of Army of Mom
Hillary's audition for the new Price is Right as a pointing girl went poorly.

Best of Army of Mom
Hillary, would you please put the snapshots of Chelsea away while I read to these kids?

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

Old picture of my husband, the horses ass.

Passionate Conservative said...

Subliminal, blue, traditional color for democrats, and the horse, which strangely enough, was drawn with the same ass as Hilary.

Jack Reacher said...

"...but some animals are more equal than others. That's why Super Delegates were invented, although most of them are spineless, double-crossing..."
"Okay, kids, that's all we have time for today!"

Jack Reacher said...

"...but the horses in Michigan and Florida were not allowed to graze, and grew thin and weak, because the national party refused to..."
"Hey, kids, let's take a break!"

Jay Guevara said...

"That's so you!"

The Man said...
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The Man said...

Hillary explains to Ms. Hill's 2nd grade class about the program ran by ACORN allowing them to vote for their dead grandmother.

"just because she's with Jesus, doesn't mean she can't vote for Obama"

The Man said...

Hillary show's off a copy of the 2008 DNC platform. Howard Dean has been working on staying inside the lines.

Dub said...

Its nice to see Mr. Valdez sharing a story about his coffee hauling mule.

Dub said...

It was the first time in a long time that Hillary ever heard a guy yell out "Hey Hillary, nice ass!"

Dub said...

Hillary diagrams how she surgically removed the penis from her horse Bill.

Dub said...

Hillary explains that in DC, Bill preferred blue dresses....but when he visits Enumclaw....

Rodney Dill said...

"Yep, I see the resemblance."

Submariner said...

"...the one I rode in on..."

Submariner said...

ORA:

"We're going to Candy Mountain, Charlie!"

Submariner said...

This one's hung like a gelding; just like Bill. Now.

prince of leaves said...

"So you see, the Big Bad Wolf is the Republican Party, and they want to destroy your homes and eat you, unless you find safety in the big beautiful brick house of the welfare state..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Whispering under her breath - "NO, stupid! This is a photo op. Skip the details, emphasize the "Big Picture" and we can be outta here before that reporter asks me how to spell tomatoz!"

Army of Mom said...

Brown bear, brown bear what do you see?
I see a shrill bitch looking at me.

*don't any of ya'll read Eric Carle stories to your children at bedtime?*

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Warped Democrap Platform
PTA Q: Why is the teacher:illegal immigrant ratio higher than the teacher:legal resident ratio?
DNC A: Hillary offers party line pabulum, talking out of both sides of her mouth without moving her lips.

Army of Dad said...

Just like Wilbur, Hillary loves those phillies!

mpur said...

Hillary thought bubble: Typical. Put a minority male in the room and I'm relegated to pointing at the pictures while he reads the text.

mklasing said...

Hillary reads her new illustrated version of Bill's book "My Life" to a group of future feminists.

Submariner said...

Sing with me while the lady show's the pictures, children:
♪The old gray mare, she ain't in contention now,
Ain't in contention now,
Ain't in contention now...♪

Army of Mom said...

This photo was snapped moments before Hillary was deluged with straight pins as the children delightedly charged her hoping to win the 'pin the tail on the donkey' game.

Army of Mom said...

*child raising hand* Ms. Hillary. I don't understand how you can be in the donkey party. My daddy says you got an ass like an elephant.

Army of Mom said...

*child raising hand* Ms. Hillary. I don't understand how you can be in the donkey party. My daddy says you got an ass like an elephant.

Army of Mom said...

Hillary's audition for the new Price is Right as a pointing girl went poorly.

Army of Mom said...

When Hillary didn't have any luck getting some in Mayor Nagin's Chocolate City, she opted for Juan's Tacqueria.

Army of Mom said...

Hillary, would you please put the snapshots of Chelsea away while I read to these kids?