Saturday, September 20, 2008

Kitteh Pr0n


1. Scandal Rocks the Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh.

2. Fountains of Wayne tried to follow up with "Stacy's Cat (Is Really Where It's At)" and were promptly arrested for morals charges.

3. This image appears in the PETA calendar for March 2009, the Purina Cat Chow calendar for June 2009, and the NAMBLA calendar for October 2009.

4. Putting the 'claw' back in Enumclaw.

5. Mittens Palin was the next family member to be rocked by a sex scandal.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In some countries, small hairy mammals dangling from your armpits are supposed to bring good luck. France, fer instance.

Best of Not me
Topless European female.

Best of prince of leaves
Ailurophilia -- the love that dare not purr its name.

Best of Dub
I always get sleepy after a little pussy too.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In what some call a travesty of rewrites, The Off Off Broadway version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy focuses entirely on young Zaphod Beeblebrox's discovery of a kitten growing out of his ribcage.

Best of Adjustah
Moments later, 'Rolling, Passed Out Frat-Boy vs. Cat' was born...

Best of GregMan
The Enumclaw Stage Company production of "Midnight Cowboy" brought a new interpretation to an old classic.

Best of Tim
Scientists have never adequately explained the explosion of new species during the Cambrian Time Period, However scenes like this were probably common.

Best of Army of Mom
Mom? What do you mean take the kitten in my room and you'll take care of the other stray I brought home?

Best of Army of Mom
I see young Billy has become a man already. He gets a little pussy and then falls promptly to sleep.

34 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Chinese recall: Here Kitty Kitty anti-deoderant. Contains live cats. Manufacturer Fong Wong claims the felines are effective armpit lickers, but he's having trouble sealing them in the containers.

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In some countries, small hairy mammals dangling from your armpits are supposed to bring good luck. France, fer instance.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Very naive freshman dorm resident Stevie Wiffle felt bad he was the only one not "getting any". When he finally "got some", he wasn't clear why everyone else insisted it was so great. Biggest mistake, though, was admitting he'd contracted fleas and worms after "getting it".

Sully said...

It's too late to try to make friends now, V the K!

Kaptain Krude said...

"I don't see how wearing a pearl belt will be better, Mr. Sullivan."

Not me said...

Topless European female.

prince of leaves said...

"So, Steve, just how much did you have to drink to get beer goggles strong enough to make the cat look good?"

prince of leaves said...

Ailurophilia -- the love that dare not purr its name.

Passionate Conservative said...

Living in Austin TX(motto: Keep Austin Weird) had a strange effect on Charles, the freshman UT student.

Passionate Conservative said...

"It'll never work out, you don't even speak cat!"

Passionate Conservative said...

OK, no one's said it yet...

anyone want to see a little pussy?

Submariner said...

The real reason Mr. Bigglesworth was hairless in "The Spy Who Shagged Me."

Dub said...

I always get sleepy after a little pussy too.

Frank_IBC said...

This is how Aloysius, the closet seminarian, was able to lead a virtuous lifestyle and at the same time tell his jock friends "hey, I get me a little pussy every night!"

Sadly, no one told him that body-shaving is a mortal sin.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In what some call a travesty of rewrites, The Off Off Broadway version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy focuses entirely on young Zaphod Beeblebrox's discovery of a kitten growing out of his ribcage.

Adjustah said...

Moments later, 'Rolling, Passed Out Frat-Boy vs. Cat' was born...

Chrees said...

University of Texas...where cats are cats, and men are... ummm... I need a little help here...

TLA said...

No one believed Jimmy when he said he got a little pussy on Friday night, but he had the boudoir photos to prove it.

GregMan said...

I CAN HAZ BOY-TOY?

GregMan said...

Kitten: "You think you have a LONGhorn? Dream on, stubby."

GregMan said...

Most young men would be shocked to wake up to this after a frat party, but to Lance from Enumclaw, it was just another one-night stand.

GregMan said...

The Enumclaw Stage Company production of "Midnight Cowboy" brought a new interpretation to an old classic.

Tim said...

Scientists have never adequately explained the explosion of new species during the Cambrian Time Period, However scenes like this were probably frequent.

Dub said...

Thar's only 2 things in Texas...Steers and Cat Fuckers.

Dub said...

After hours of fighting, a young Richard Gere finally gave up on getting the kitten into the tube.

Army of Mom said...

These are a few of my favorite things.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Mom's new pr0n site for women was a huge hit when she discovered just the right mix of what SAHMs lusted after: hot young guys who love ... kittens. *You thought I was going to say a little pussy*

Army of Mom said...

I've had dreams that ended like this.

Army of Mom said...

He's hot, likes kittens ... now if only he'd clean house instead of falling asleep - he'd be perfect.

Army of Mom said...

Mom. Look what I found when I went to college. Can I keep him? Which one? Both?

Army of Mom said...

Mom? What do you mean take the kitten in my room and you'll take care of the other stray I brought home?

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

Mrs. Army of Mom, are you trying to seduce me?

Army of Mom said...

Cougar prey.

*purring*

Army of Mom said...

I see young Billy has become a man already. He gets a little pussy and then falls promptly to sleep.