1. Scandal Rocks the Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Committeh.
2. Fountains of Wayne tried to follow up with "Stacy's Cat (Is Really Where It's At)" and were promptly arrested for morals charges.
3. This image appears in the PETA calendar for March 2009, the Purina Cat Chow calendar for June 2009, and the NAMBLA calendar for October 2009.
4. Putting the 'claw' back in Enumclaw.
5. Mittens Palin was the next family member to be rocked by a sex scandal.
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In some countries, small hairy mammals dangling from your armpits are supposed to bring good luck. France, fer instance.
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Topless European female.
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Ailurophilia -- the love that dare not purr its name.
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I always get sleepy after a little pussy too.
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In what some call a travesty of rewrites, The Off Off Broadway version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy focuses entirely on young Zaphod Beeblebrox's discovery of a kitten growing out of his ribcage.
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Moments later, 'Rolling, Passed Out Frat-Boy vs. Cat' was born...
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The Enumclaw Stage Company production of "Midnight Cowboy" brought a new interpretation to an old classic.
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Scientists have never adequately explained the explosion of new species during the Cambrian Time Period, However scenes like this were probably common.
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Mom? What do you mean take the kitten in my room and you'll take care of the other stray I brought home?
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I see young Billy has become a man already. He gets a little pussy and then falls promptly to sleep.
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Chinese recall: Here Kitty Kitty anti-deoderant. Contains live cats. Manufacturer Fong Wong claims the felines are effective armpit lickers, but he's having trouble sealing them in the containers.
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In some countries, small hairy mammals dangling from your armpits are supposed to bring good luck. France, fer instance.
Very naive freshman dorm resident Stevie Wiffle felt bad he was the only one not "getting any". When he finally "got some", he wasn't clear why everyone else insisted it was so great. Biggest mistake, though, was admitting he'd contracted fleas and worms after "getting it".
It's too late to try to make friends now, V the K!
"I don't see how wearing a pearl belt will be better, Mr. Sullivan."
Topless European female.
"So, Steve, just how much did you have to drink to get beer goggles strong enough to make the cat look good?"
Ailurophilia -- the love that dare not purr its name.
Living in Austin TX(motto: Keep Austin Weird) had a strange effect on Charles, the freshman UT student.
"It'll never work out, you don't even speak cat!"
OK, no one's said it yet...
anyone want to see a little pussy?
The real reason Mr. Bigglesworth was hairless in "The Spy Who Shagged Me."
I always get sleepy after a little pussy too.
This is how Aloysius, the closet seminarian, was able to lead a virtuous lifestyle and at the same time tell his jock friends "hey, I get me a little pussy every night!"
Sadly, no one told him that body-shaving is a mortal sin.
In what some call a travesty of rewrites, The Off Off Broadway version of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy focuses entirely on young Zaphod Beeblebrox's discovery of a kitten growing out of his ribcage.
Moments later, 'Rolling, Passed Out Frat-Boy vs. Cat' was born...
University of Texas...where cats are cats, and men are... ummm... I need a little help here...
No one believed Jimmy when he said he got a little pussy on Friday night, but he had the boudoir photos to prove it.
I CAN HAZ BOY-TOY?
Kitten: "You think you have a LONGhorn? Dream on, stubby."
Most young men would be shocked to wake up to this after a frat party, but to Lance from Enumclaw, it was just another one-night stand.
The Enumclaw Stage Company production of "Midnight Cowboy" brought a new interpretation to an old classic.
Scientists have never adequately explained the explosion of new species during the Cambrian Time Period, However scenes like this were probably frequent.
Thar's only 2 things in Texas...Steers and Cat Fuckers.
After hours of fighting, a young Richard Gere finally gave up on getting the kitten into the tube.
These are a few of my favorite things.
Army of Mom's new pr0n site for women was a huge hit when she discovered just the right mix of what SAHMs lusted after: hot young guys who love ... kittens. *You thought I was going to say a little pussy*
I've had dreams that ended like this.
He's hot, likes kittens ... now if only he'd clean house instead of falling asleep - he'd be perfect.
Mom. Look what I found when I went to college. Can I keep him? Which one? Both?
Mom? What do you mean take the kitten in my room and you'll take care of the other stray I brought home?
Mrs. Army of Mom, are you trying to seduce me?
Cougar prey.
*purring*
I see young Billy has become a man already. He gets a little pussy and then falls promptly to sleep.
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